TantalizedRuse began believing in TerminallyCapricious

TR: hi gamzee!!
TR: i h}ope this isn't a bad time t}o be c}ontacting y}ou!
TR: y}our view p}ort is, er, unf}ortunately still black.
TR: but I have s}omething imp}ortant t}o tell y}ou, s}o I h}ope y}oull f}orgive me if this IS a bad time.
TC: yEaH bRo, Im hErE
TC: tElL mE wHaTs GoOd, mY rEd PaL
TR: hehehe, my bl}o}od is still }orange!
TR: im glad y}ou resp}onded, th}ough. }:)
TC: iM uP aNd GlAd I rEsPoNdEd ToO
TR: hehe! but anyway, i, um, need t}o kn}ow. can y}ou keep a secret?
TC: FoR yOu I sUrE cAn!
TC: HoNk }:o)
TR: y}ou st}ole my h}orns, hahaha!
TR: but anyway...
TR: i want to tell y}ou my real name.
TR: the name that if y}ou say t}o my sister, will make her fall asleep.
TR: Tavr}os w}orks, }of c}ourse!
TR: but it isn't my actual name.
TC: oOhH sHiT
TC: tElL mE! iM dYiN oF cUrIoUsNeSs, BrO!
TR: my name is Taurus.
TC: :oO
TC: MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs
TC: tAuRbRo'S nAmE iS aS mIrAcUlOuS aS hIm!
TR: hehehe! y}oure t}o}o sweet.
TR: but y}ou kn}ow what to d}o, right?
TR: when my sister wakes up, tell her my name.
TR: i kn}ow y}ou can d}o it!
TR: <3
TantalizingRuse stopped believing in TerminallyCapricious

SelectiveProwess began decieving EctoBiologist
SP: hey joooooooohnyyyyyyyy!
SP: im baaaaaaaack!
SP: seems a certain biologist yelled my true name at my stuuuuuuuupiiiiiiiid brother!
SP: wonder whoooooooo
EB: hehehe
EB: hi scorpio :)
SP: hi Johny ::::)
SP: anyway, I unfortunately can't talk to you for very long
SP: there are a TON of irons
SP: guess where they are
EB: the fire?
SP: yes! gog, you are much better than the rest of these losers!
SP: oh wait! isn't it your wriggling day s88n?
SP: sorry, birthday?
EB: yeah! im pretty excited!
SP: g88d for you!
SP: sooooooo I won't say anything official
SP: but expect a very special present in the mail :::3
SP: I'll talk to you again when I can!
SelectiveProwess stopped decieving EctoBiologist