TAVROS: sO THE BITCH IS TALKING SHIT RIGHT AND I COME IN AND I SCREAM
TAVROS: aND I CHIME IN WITH A 'hAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF'
TAVROS: aND SHE LOSES HER SHIT! hEHEH
GAMZEE: 😂👍👍
TAVROS: yESSS,,, yOU ALWAYS DO THE BEST EMOGIS
TAVROS: wHERE DID YOU GET THOSE ANYWAY? i WANT SOME!!
GAMZEE: ♊➡♑ 💰💰💰💰
TAVROS: oH, sOL DID! hEH, i FIGURED
GAMZEE: ♑➡♉🆓🆓🆓
TAVROS: yOOO REALLY?!
GAMZEE: <> ♦
TAVROS: tHANKS, bEST FRIEND!
TAVROS: yOU'RE THE COOLEST MOIRAIL EVER!
GAMZEE: 😄
FEFERI: (t)(is convo is too cut--E to just br--Eak up!)
TAVROS: uHH,, wE CAN HEAR YOU, fEF.
GAMZEE: 😑

KARKAT: HERES A FUCKING IDEA
KARKAT: ALL OF US SUPERIOR ANCESTORS TEACHING YOU BRATS TO RESPECT THE ASSHOLES WHO CREATED YOU
KARKAT: IM TALKING TO --YOU-- KANCRY OR WTEV YOUR NAME IS.
KARKAT: MEENAHS COOL THOUGH. OR AT LEAST BETTER THAN OUR RMPRESS
FEFERI: M--------EANI----E!!! 38(
KARKAT: GET YOUR NASTY LETTER FORK AWAY FROM ME.
ERIDAN: kar calm the fuck dowwn
ERIDAN: come on let's get some dream bubble frozen moobeast milk or somefin
KARKAT: ...FIN.
ERIDAN: B)
FEFERI: 38D

NEPETA: :33< OH MY QUADRANTS ARE YOU MY DESCENDENT
MEULIN: ～((Φ◇Φ)‡ ARE YOU MY ANCESTOR?!
NEPETA: :33< YESSS YES YESS I AM!!
MEULIN: =ටᆼට= MOG MOG MOG,I AM TOOOO
EQUIUS: -->) Oh poppycock
HORRUS: 8=( oh my
MEULIN: (ꀂǒꀂ) EEEEEEEEEE
NEPETA: :33< EEEEEEEEEEEE
KARKAT: SHUT THE FUCK UUUUPPPPPP

VRISKA: whatchu wanna know, fefi?

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