An AU where no ones dead and Caliborne and Calliope aren't mortal enemies destined to hate each other but instead mischiebioud twins who argue but love each other and they all live in an apartment complex

It mostly about Callie and Caliborn's adventures

~Families~

--The Makaras--
Zako Nitram-Makara-- Clown, previously a cocaine addict, likes pbj sandwhiches

Tavares Nitram-Makara-- Actor, has run out of fucks to give, loves his family and if you touch his husband or kids he will snap your neck

Calliope Nitram-Makara-- Budding artist, loves cosplaying and dressing up, born with a birth defect, thinks she's ugly

Calliborn Nitram-Makara-- Professional Rule Breaker, is horrible at being affectionate, likes pranks, games, and dressing up, loves his sister a little too much for it to be platonic

~Slicks~

Stefano 'Spades' Slick-- retired mobster, greets everyone by giving them the stinkeye with his one good hand, carries a pack of Scottie dogs everywhere

Payne 'Paint' Slick-- Professional land and seascape painter, also runs a comic called 'Homestuck', surprisingly also a retired mobster

Craig 'Karkle' Slick-- Karkle is a nickname and not a mob name, is adopted, professional rage quitter, surprisingly tolerant

~The Amporas~

No one visits these assholes except the Slick kid and that one Kanni Maryam

~The Peixes~

Betty Crocker/Condine Peixes owns the complex. However, Meea and Feri are there so often that they might as well live there.

~Harley-English-Egbert-Crocker~
Otherwise known as 'three elderly paranoid war veterans, a goofy grandpa, a dad, and four nerd kids'
John and Caliborn's prank wars are legendary. And annoying for Dave and Calliope.

~Strider-Lalonde~
A bunch of dorks trying to be cool. It doesn't really work.
Also known as the 'shit im gay for my best friend what do I do' kids. Only 1/4 was successful.
Molly and Dane Strider don't really care what they do. Just like, as long as you're happy, kiddos.

~Maryam~
Surgical Doctor Dora-Roselle, Wedding Arranger Pollime, aspiring fashion designer Anya, and human studies major Kanni all live happily in this household, and welcome others into their home. Kanni is adopted, and a bit too proud of this fact. The only boy is also the mannequin for the rest of his family's love of fashion. Cronus Ampora is amused by the amount of dresses his best friend is forced to wear.

Twin Mischief

CALLI, WE MuST DO A PRANK
oh? what time, then? ^u^
OH WOW. I, uH, DIDN'T THINK I'D GET THIS FAR.
ooh!! yoU know Craig? lets go to the bottom floor, and when he gets there, let's pUsh him back in the elevator and pUsh all the bUttons!!
...CALLI YOu ARE THE BEST.

DIRK: come on, dude, you can do this
CALIBORN: YOuRE RIGHT! I HOPE. WHATEVER! IM GOING TO COMPLIMENT MY SISTER IF IT KILLS ME!
DIRK: yup
DIRK: now come on, pretend your reflection is calliope and say something nice.
CALIBORN: YOu... Y-YOu. YOu'RE PERFECT...W-WHORE!!
DIRK: okay sir incest try with lest tsundere this time

UU: I WORE YOuR WYBIE COSTuME LAST YEAR TO MATCH YOuR CORALINE
UU: AND NOW ITS TIME TO PAY uP BY DRESSING uP AS MY FAVORITE BITCH FROM NO MORE HEROS!
UU: NOW LET ME SEE THE BAD GIRL COSTuME!!
UU: tumut
uu: fin, fine...
uu: i gUess i dont look too great in this...
UU: .
UU: .
uu: cal?
UU: .
UU: YOu'RE BEAuTIFuLLY uGLY!! BYE!
uu: ??

ROXY: so, calliw
ROXY: callie*
ROXY: i wuz like wonderin ifbyou wanted to like go ti
CALIBORN: OH WOW ITS LATE ME AND //M Y//  SISTER SHOuLD BE GOING BYE BITCH

Bonus:

--Vantas--
This apartment had been empty for quite a while....

Ages:
Craig: 19
Ara: 20
Tav: 21
Ziv: 22
Kitty: 23
Anya: 24
Terra: 25
Vickie: 26
Epeius: 27
Zako: 28
Eren: 29
Firtha: 30