DaveKat

Your name is KIRK STRIDER, and you are pretty damn tired of these timelines.

You have a fair amount of interests, including WEREWOLVES, VIDEO GAMES, and MUSIC. oh, and you suppose you like to read a few HARLEQUIN NOVELS in your spare time.

People say that you're kind of a grumpy and quiet person. And you say(well, mutter) that they should shut their dickholes.

Oh, great. Someone's pestering you. Nope, just your luck-- TWO assholes. One of your friend's dads would have a riot about this.

Looks like it's the herb girl and that one sandwhich guy who thinks he's cool. You think you'll answer the herb girl first. She's more tolerable.

RoseMary

A young girl-- no, a lady, I see-- stands in her room. It so happens that today, the twentieth of April, is this lady's birthday! But what will her name be?

Before you can make a gross joke, she cuts you off by elegantly writing her name on her nameplate.

ROSEMARY LALONDE

Your name is ROSEMARY LALONDE. though, you prefer to be called MARY. Your interests are few and far between, but you love them anyway.

Those few interests are SKETCHING, COSPLAYING, and THE SUPERNATURAL. You REALLY hope you can be one of the SUPERNATURAL one day! Rainbowdrinker blood runs in your veins after all.

Hey, a hybrid troll-human girl can dream.

Speaking of which, since it is your birthday, your MOTHERS have given you a variety of gifts sure to be fantastic. However, at the moment, you only need one.

Your new copy of SBURB!

Now, it's just time to contact the rest of your CHUMS and start this fun, retro game!

Ah, let's see whose online...

Theres the DarlingKuller, that one sandwich guy, and, oh, that's a surprise! that mysterious UranianWinebearer is on!

You guess you'll talk to the DarlingKuller. Also known as Kirk.

Pbj

Your name is MILAGRO MAKARA-NITRAM and today is the best trollfreakin day EVER! You got your game copy, yo friends are gonna get their game copies, and you guys gonna play together, and it'll be trollfreakin AWESOME!

Oh, you also got some interests, all of which are TROLLFREAKIN AWESOME!!

You freakin LOVE stuff like MIMES, RPGS, SODA, and HORROR FLICKS!

You actually really wanna be a mime, but you just can't be quiet long enough! You always end up honking or giggling a few seconds into your routine! Sometimes you wish your mouth was like-- swen shut or somethin-- so like, you could do your performance!!

Oh yeah! You trollfreakin LOVE your GUARDIANS! Your DADDY and PAPA are the best a troll can get! Daddy's really fun and loves to joke around with you, and Papa is really caring to everyone, and makes really good sandwhiches!!

Your fav sandwhich is definitely the humans' pbj! That's good stuff!! Honk!

Ooohhhh!!

Your best friend is on!! You think you'll pester up fave hybrid!