About Me

Age: Let's just say a little over Stevens age in Steven Universe Future

Favorite Colors: I can't really choose. I guess I like royal blue, gold, white, black, red and pink

Favorite Songs: The Fine Print, Help by Pink Guy, You Left Me Behind from Steven Shitiverse, I Won't Run Away (feat. Chi Chi), most Melanie Martinez songs, Prom Queen, Call Me Master and Bewitched (both by BOTDF) I LOVE STEVEN UNIVERSE SONGS!!! I CAN PLAY MOST OF THEM ON THE UKUELE. I also love the Phineas and Ferb songs. They're the only cartoons that don't make me feel silly!

What Stories Will I Do?: Smuts, lots and lots of smuts, One Shots, Open discussions, fluffy smuts, fluffy fluff (all of a sudden, fluff doesnt seem like a word... -_-.....), Angst occasionally, a few requests and maybe a couple of series.

Favorite Books: Any Conniverse stories, any Chadverse aka Pink Steven x Steven stories, Percy Jackson, anything by John Green.

Favorite T.V shows and Movies: Steven Universe, Steven Universe Future, Steven Universe the Movie, Phineas and Ferb (T.V) , Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension (movie), Mr. Iglesias, Candace Against The Universe.

I going to have a lot of fun with FanFiction! I'll try to post a chapter as often as I can. (Usually four times per week..) I get some ideas and inspiration from everywhere, and that can include you! Thanks for reading! I'm not sure if I have the time to make stories every weekend but I still draft and pay attention to suggestions and comments!!!

Pairings I support:

Conniverse/ Connverse/ Stevonnie- hands down one of the most stupidly controversal pairings. I love it but other people think Connie is trash. I just say "Let them be wrong. It fuels my love for this pairing." Connie was this shy school girl who always had her head stuck in a book; Steven was a supernatural budding crystal gem (and son of the royal dictator who owned the earth). They are so different but they are alike enough to really make an amazing connection. They go through so much together, and their fusion, Stevonnie, is the VERY FIRST STEVEN fusion ever. And not only that, but also the first HUMAN fusion. Amazing. I love them. They grow up together and Connie eventually saves Stevens life and mental health. Whats not to love? Besides, if Sugar put them together, then its for a reason.

Pink Steven x Steven- Now, people say pink Steven is basically Stevens mom. I disagree, since in Change Your Mind it was made very clear that Stevens gem half was not his mom, but another manifestation of himself. So yes, that arouses the next question: wait, so....self cest? And gay self cest at that? Well, i had no idea that this pairing existed until i saw it on Tik Tok.... i slowly fell in love. One fanfiction from Wattpad later, amd i have an entire library full of Stevencest. Not only that, but most of the photo storage on mg phone is pictures of them.., thank god my mom hasnt asked about them... cause idk what i would even say....Call me crazy, whatever. You're probably right.

Garnet or Ruby x Sapphire- They are fucking adorable and i love those two gay queens so much, my guy... they are a match made in Homeworld...literally. They compliment each other so nicely and it just melts my heart.

Grose or Greg and Rose- Cute, one night stand kind of puppy love. Not an entirely healthy relationship but who am i to talk?

Vadalithyst or Vadalia and Amethyst- Is absolutely fetching and complementary to Grose (god i hate that ship name... can somebody work on changing that? Phil!!! Im talking to you!! Yeah, ok thanks... yeah, the Grose thing is just not working for me. I keep gagging. It doesnt roll off the tongue like Conniverse, or literally any other ship name. Just fix it. )

Pearl x Mystery Girl- Reminiscent of when Pearl loved Rose, but more "my physical appearance is a manifestation of light and i saved your race and your planet and you're welcome" rather than "lets start a universal war with every planet ever and lets also pretend to shatter one of the four dictators, and make them think you're dead so that they have it out for Earth even more"

Gredalia or Greg and Vadalia- Could have possibly saved a whole shit ton of drama, but also could have had a major hand in not saving the earth with stevens missing place empty

Steven and Amethyst- I love the stories where he calls her mommy and hes her sweet little innocent twink fucktoy. I know. I have issues. And no, there isnt a cure or a medication for whatever the fuck i have

Pearl x Bismuth- so cute and spicy. Its like pizza and ranch. You wouldnt put them together normally, but then you do and its like, "yeah...okay..*nods slowly* i can dig this.... i like it."

Lapis and Peridot- a cliché but cute pairing

Pairings I Don't Support (or I just don't get..):

Gronnie or Greg and Connie- WTF SHES A CHILD AND SHES DATING YOUR SON THATS NOT A SHIP, THATS ILLEGAL.

Lars and Sadie- Lars had his chance, and while he was redeemed, he still treated her like shit on the bottom of his shoe before he changed and i cant get over that. Not to mention he was an asshole to everyone 25/8 before he changed too. But hes better now, i just dont think they would be a good couple bc of the past.
Amethyst and Pearl- i dont really have a reason, i just cant see it

Greg and Pearl- They were both in love with Rose....thats weird. It would always seem like a rebound to me i guess.

Spinel x Steven- They are like brother and sister.... its just as weird as Candace x Phineas or Dipper and Mabel. That's a no for me, dawg
Steven x Pearl- Enough said. I shouldnt have to explain this to you

Connie and literally anyone but Steven- I just hate it. Don't care who it is if its not steven then no

Shorty Squad or Steven, Amethyst and Peridot- Peri likes Lapis

Stapis or Steven and Lapis- i feel like that would get really toxic, really quick

Garnet x anyone- Garnet IS a relationship. An over 5,500 year old relationship. If it aint broke, don't fix it

(A/N: THIS NEXT PART IS MY PERSONAL REACTIONS! Feel free to comment yours 😘)

List only 10 characters from any series: Steven Universe (This is in no particular order!)
(1) Buck Dewey
(2) Lars
(3) Amethyst
(4) Pearl
(5) Garnet
(6) Peridot
(7) Greg
(8) Connie
(9)Steven
(10) Ronaldo

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Buck! I am totally gonna tell the mayor you did this!

7 cooked you dinner.

Dinner? From inside your van? Nope.

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Pearl and Gernet are arguing about the time Pearl lied so they could fuse and form Sardonyx

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Peridot? She mad because her pneumatic pulverizer isnt functioning in its intended way. Id get her a new one.

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

Lars and Amethyst?! Welp, i didnt see that coming... i dont know if i should be supportive, or wash my eyes out with bleach. Ill do both, just to be safe.

You catch 10 looking at Justin Bieber on the internet.

Ronaldo, for the last time: JUSTIN BEIBER IS NOT APART OF THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY!!!!

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Yeah!! Steven likes to fix things. He would love to help!

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Buck, Lars and Steven, huh? Id sneakily stare at Steven so Connie wouldn't catch me

8 confessed to be a part of your family.
HELL YEAH!!! IM CHANGING MY LAST NAME TO MAHASHWAREN AS WE SPEAK!!!!!!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

To run some tests on the human body to better understand the fleshy inner macinations of it
You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a boxing match with 9 and 10.

Amethyst, Steven and Ronaldo? Amethyst and Steven, fuse into Smoky Quartz and knock Ronaldos socks off!!!

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Pearl giving advice to Greg about relationships? Yeah, both of you need to stay away from the dating scene like it has COVID cause yall dont need to date ever again

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Thanks, Garnet... you saw a possiblity where i was depressed and needed this right now, didnt you?

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Steven and Buck? No. Just....no.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Connie was offended because Peridot said she wasnt capable of putting something together. Greg is watching with Steven on speed dial in case they throw hands

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with them at their place when you go over they threaten you what do you do?

Pearl? I am NOT tryna engage in combat right now, okay?

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Garnet? Are you gonna tell me about how youre a fusion?

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Lars, all the way because Ronaldo is making me uncomfy.

1 suspects you are Kira.

Buck, I don't know who Kira is!

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together.

What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Steven would use his powers to get us out.

Connie and Amethyst are there too. We were gonna watch a movie at my apartment.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Lars? Uhhh.., it depends on which Lars... but either way itll be a no for me.

3 Is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would they sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?

Amethyst and I would sing Wanna Be by Spice Girls and then id sneak in Act Up

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

Buck...i think the word youre looking for is asexual....

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Steven... hes a Diamond. Hes also the strongest diamond when he wants to be.

List the SU/F gang in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!!
(1) Connie
(1.5) Stevonnie
(2) Steven
(3) Amethyst
(4) Garnet
(5) Pearl

Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5?

Oof, Amethyst has a very interesting definition of 'food' so ill stick with Pearl

You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins?

Steven and i were arguing over whenever he needs therapy or not. He has another pink outburst and i take a video and show it to him, he'll simper down and we'd walk to therapy together. Because Lord KNOWS we both need therapy

It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1,4, or 3?

Amethyst, cause Steven is Connies, and Garnet is cuddling with herself. Also Amy be thique tho

You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5?

1.5, Stevonnie, would teach me breathing techniques and how to deal with the butterflies as they come and go

You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5?

Lol, Garnet. However, i really dont need to know all the ways i can die on a rollercoaster, G.

Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting?

I would be between Steven and Amethyst. It'd look something like this:

CM, SU, JU, AQ, GA, RP

CM= Connie Mahashwaren; SU= Steven Universe; JU= JuanitasUniverse (me); AQ= Amethyst Quartz; GA= Garnet; RP= Roses Pearl or just O.G Pearl

The Movie is Crying Breakfast Friends and Dogcopter and Under the Knife triple cross over.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH STEVEN UNIVERSE WHEN...

YOU COSPLAY THE CHARACTERS
Connie and Stevonnie baby!!

YOU HAVE A LION PLUSHIE
No, but I have a stuffie named Peridot

YOU CAN QUOTE CERTAIN SCENES WORD FOR WORD
*hides in embarrassment*

YOU CALL PEOPLE 'CLODS'
You're all just clods! Muddy muddy clods beneath my gravity connectors!!!

WHENEVER YOU SEE RED AND BLUE TOGETHER YOU THINK OF GARNET
This is Garnet, back together...

EVERYTIME YOU HEAR THE WORD 'FUSION' YOU INTERNALLY (AND EXTERNALLY) FANGIRL
Cell fusion is one of my favorite science things now.

YOU DRAW OR PAINT THEM ALL THE TIME
Don't even get me started.

YOU WRITE STORIES
Nope. I've never written an SU story in my life.

YOU HAVE WATCHED THE SERIES MORE THAN TWICE
Five to be exact

YOU ARE THE GAYEST OF GAYS
Not all the time. My sexuality fluctuates.

YOU KNOW ROSES SECRET
She is Pink Diamond

YOU CAN NAME EVERY FUSION EVER
Sardonyx, Smoky Quartz, Rainbow Quartz (original and 2.0), Garnet, Malachite, Alexandrite, Stevonnie, Obsidian, Fluorite, Rhodonite, Corrupted Gem and Jasper, Opal, Sugalite, Sunstone, Giant Ruby.

ITS ALL YOU THINK ABOUT
Ngl I have a problem. Please help. 

YOU KNOW EVERY SONG
Asdfgjjlk yes I do very much so.

WHENEVER YOU SEE JAM AND BISCUITS YOU THINK OF CONNIE AND STEVEN
Awwww!!! DA BABIESSSS

WHENEVER YOU EAT CHEETOS YOU THINK OF JASPER
Only cause of the meme

YOU KNOW ABOUT PEARLS SECRET RAP CAREER
"Round and round
Let the city burn
Party in the hills
We can party in the burbs..."

SPINEL IS BABY
*clown shoe noises*

WHITE DIAMOND ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU
Hello, Starlight. You certainly gave everyone a scare. They're all just thrilled to see you safe and sound. As for this latest little game you've been playing: thank the stars it's over. Did you have fun? Did you get everything out of your system? Good... good...

YOU NEED THERAPY
HELL YEAH I DO. MOMMY ISSUES KIDS UNITE. MY MOMMY ISSUES ARE MY ISSUES!!!

REBECCA SUGAR IS GOD
'Nuff said.

YOU HAVE THE T SHIRTS
Three and counting.

ALL YOU WANNA DO, IS SEE ME TURN INTO, A GIANT WOMAN
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a giant woman

YOU WERENT SURPRISED TO FIND OUT GARNET WAS A FUSION

YOU SIT ON YOUTUBE FOR HOURS WATCHING BREAKDOWNS OF EACH EPISODE
Crystal clear is a great YouTube channel if you need any breakdowns of episodes. Crystal clear is a great analyzer and whatnot. Check them out! They're  cool!!

YOU WERE EMBARRASSED WHEN 'UNCLE GRANDPA' HAD A CROSS OVER EPISODE WITH IT.
What were they thinking!?!?!?

YOU HAVE A SLIGHT MESSIAH COMPLEX
*awkwardly looks away*

YOU ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR EASTER EGGS
Always. Never gonna stop.

WHEN STEVEN LEFT BEACH CITY, YOU CRIED
I cry thinking about it!!

YOU HAVE UGLY CRIED DURING AT LEAST 6 EPISODES
All of them.

YOU RELATE TO LAPIS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL
*deadpan* Bob

YOU KNOW WHAT MAHASHWAREN MEANS
"Lord Of The Universe"

YOU REALLY WANT ANOTHER SEASON OR MOVIE
Pwease?

YOU KNOW GREG IS A SHITTY PARENT BUT HES TRYING SO THATS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Yaasssss

YOU CAN NAME GEMS WITH EASE AND PRECISION
Oh that one? It's a Garnet.

YOU SAY 'PLEASE' AND 'THANK YOU' EVEN TO LOWER LIFE FORMS

YOU LOVE STEVEN WITH A BURNING FIERY PASSION
Yup. I can relate to Steven I'm so many levels I'm surprised I haven't shipped myself in a box to Rebecca Sugars door.

YOU CAN NAME EVERY EPISODE WHERE A NEW FUSION IS INTRODUCED
Yeah. Test me.

YOU WANTED A REMATCH FOR JASPER AND STEVONNIE
WHOOP HER ASS STEVONNIE

AMETHYST IS BROKEN AND YOU CAN VIBE WITH THAT
Too true.

WHENEVER YOU EAT SUGAR YOU GET A SMILE
Yeahhhh

LISTENING TO 'ONLY HUMAN' MAKES YOU SAD AND NOSTALGIC AS FUCK
Always. That's why I don't listen to it. It reminds me of Steven leaving.

SOMETIME IS PHYSICALLY HURTS TO THINK OF STEVENS PAIN
Yup. All the time. Constantly. It never stops hurting.

CONNIE IS THE MVP IN THE SHOW
If your opinion differs, PLEASE DONT SAY IT HERE BC I WILL NOT HOLD BACK! This is MY book and I won't stand for people disrespecting one of my favorite characters.