armyimnida:

"i'm young min"

'His name is so similar to Yoongi's.'

cute.as.duck:

"You've got a nice name I like it"

armyimnida:

"i know but thanks anyway"

'Wow, Uno reverse card-'

cute.as.duck:

"How old are you?"

armyimnida:

"younger than 30 but older than 24"

'You gotta be kidding me right now.'

cute.as.duck:

"Is that a riddle?"

armyimnida:

"yes"

cute.as.duck:

"But why? Can't you just tell me?"

armyimnida:

"yes but there will be no fun then"

cute.as.duck:

"Fine I'll just try to guess"

'This is frustrating.'

'Older than 24 then he shouldn't be around 25-26. Younger than 30 means it's near somewhere. The closest numbers to 30 are 27, 28, and 29. This is so confusing. Is he 27 then?'

cute.as.duck:

"Are you 27?"

armyimnida:

"hm you're close"

'He isn't 27?!'

'How is he a fanboy then?! shouldn't he be a fan man?!'

'What the heck is a fan man-'

cute.as.duck:

"Um..29?"

armyimnida:

"Bingo"

cute.as.duck:

"You're older than I thought"

armyimnida:

" Really? What did you think?"

cute.as.duck:

"I thought you to be young for some reason"

armyimnida:

"Haha some say that I even look young"

cute.as.duck:

"Really?"

armyimnida:

"Yes wanna see?"

cute.as.duck:

"If you insist"

armyimnida:

"Okay wait then"

'Why am I feeling nervous to see him? I really wonder what he looks like.'

*armyimnida has sent a photo*

'Oh my god, I'm so nervous-'

(Opens the photo)

'Now he's the one trolling me huh?'

cute.as.duck:

"Is that really you?"

armyimnida:

"Of course"

'What a liar.'

armyimnida:

"What do you think?"

cute.as.duck:

"You look handsome"

armyimnida:

"Do I look young?"

cute.as.duck:

"Yeah you do"

'I'll take revenge for that later.'

armyimnida:

"how old are you?"

cute.as.duck:

"The number you're older than"

armyimnida:

"24?"

cute.as.duck:

"Yup"

armyimnida:

"oh..."

cute.as.duck:

"huh?"

*10 minutes later*

(Checks her phone.)

"Still no message? I'm done preparing my bed and even my breakfast has arrived but he still didn't reply. Was it that shocking?"

cute.as.duck:

"What happened?"

"Hello, you there?"

armyimnida:

"yes"

"sorry for leaving like that"

cute.as.duck:

"honestly I was so confused"

"I was like why did he leave like that?"

armyimnida:

"yes sorry"

"a call from work came so.."

cute.as.duck:

"From work? Weren't you eating with your friends?"

armyimnida:

"yes but I can't escape my work can I?"

cute.as.duck:

"That seems difficult"

armyimnida:

"yes it is"

"the work that I do is really difficult to maintain"

"it requires a lot of professionalism"

"so sudden calls are very common"

cute.as.duck:

"And yet you don't want to share what you do..."

armyimnida:

"well...you could say that I'm a songwriter and record producer"

cute.as.duck:

"I guess those behind the scene boys inspired you a lot"

armyimnida:

"They aren't behind the scene Miss BTS who"

"They are the boyband of the century!"

"South Korea's pride!"

"Here we go again," she facepalms. "But wait...I can do something," she smirks.

cute.as.duck:

"Oh, they're from South Korea?"

"I thought they were from North Korea"

armyimnida:

"..."

"well north korea is a very scary place where kim jong-un lives..."

'Of course, I knew that.'

cute.as.duck:

"Yes I know. He is the president of North Korea right?"

armyimnida:

"yes"

cute.as.duck:

"I've heard that he is a very nice person"

"What the heck am I saying?!" She laughs chewing on her breakfast. "This is getting intense!"

armyimnida:

"at least you know something" (they both typed at the same time so he didn't notice her previous message.)

"Seriously like from where do you get your pieces of information?!"

"Haha he is pissed," She laughs mischievously.

armyimnida:

"What newspaper do you read or which channel do you follow?"

cute.as.duck:

"Arirang News"

"Why?"

armyimnida:

"Because I can't believe that there are people dumber than you"

"And Arirang News?! No way!"

cute.as.duck:

"Why are you being so mean to me"

"I'm offended"

armyimnida:

"I'm not being mean to you but those dumb news articles that you have been reading"

cute.as.duck:

"Well technically that is true but..."

"Wait...we were just talking about age then how did we come from the introduction to news articles"

armyimnida:

"oh right"

"that's because Miss BTS who is dumb"

cute.as.duck:

"Yah!"

armyimnida:

"so you're 24?"

'Did he just ignore my text?'

cute.as.duck:

"Yes"

armyimnida:

"Oh..."

cute.as.duck:

"Yah don't say that! Last time you left after saying that"

armyimnida:

"yes sorry"

"but i'm not leaving"

"i'm just a bit surprised"

cute.as.duck:

"Surprised? Why?"

armyimnida:

"you are younger than I expected"

cute.as.duck:

"Did you think that I was old?"

armyimnida:

"yes"

cute.as.duck:

"lol why?"

armyimnida:

"because of you who sounds like a grandma who has no idea what's going on around the world"

cute.as.duck:

"what the-"

"I'm offended"

armyimnida:

"as you should be"

'He isn't even guilty. Just wow.'

cute.as.duck:

"You know what?"

"I'm not talking to you anymore!"

"Bye!"

"Also!"

"If I'm a grandma then you're grandpa!"