Memelife: my cars a mess

Momma leaf: clean it???

Memelife: cba

Momma leaf: I swear Pete

Memelife: no you don't

Momma leaf: you're making it hard for me to like you rn

Memelife: suck it bitch you're ruining thise relationship

Momma leaf: IM ruining it??? You're the one who leaves me with the kids 24/7

Memelife: yo I check on them most of the time!

Momma leaf: ye but not all the time! Istg Pete, I sit here all day everyday staring at this screen making sure they're ok and what do you do? Nothing! You sit there and play your bass.

Memelife: WHY WOULD I WANT THESE KIDS??? ONE OF THEM FUCKS MELONS!!!

Melon dick: yo it was one time!

Memelife: see! Why would I want these kids?? One time is too many times

Momma leaf: what is this really about Pete??

Memewife: Petes just salty coz his mom made him go home

Jishwa: I feel personally offended by this

Tyjo: do you not want us??

Momma leaf: yes

Memelife: no

Melon dick: damn at the same time??

Memelife: shut it melon fucker

Melon dick: you spelt dick wrong

Memelife: you're a dick!

Melon dick: ik it's in ma name

Memelife: kys

Bitchsucker: dad!!

Memelife: what??

Bitchsucker: don't you love us? Mom does

Memelife: no I don't

Memelife: I need to clean my car

Memelife: goodbye

Memelife left the chat

Memewife: he isn't used to not being here.

GeeGee: but his car is a mess

Oreos: we went to get take out a couple of days ago before he left and there's just shit everywhere

Jishwa: clean it??

Momma leaf: that's what I said

Sarah: lol

Memewife: do u like actually use this chat?

Sarah: no I just lurk

Jenna: so do I

Memewife: couple goals

Sarah: yasssssssss

Jenna: I think you triggered something coz she just went crazy

Melmoo: yo guys guess what

Halsey: we got married yesterday

Momma leaf: a) you didn't let us guess and b) why the fuck didn't you tell us???

Halsey: we wanted a quiet wedding

Tyjo: awww

Jishwa: that's cute but still...you could've told us.

Melmoo: sorry! Party at ours tomorrow?

Melon dick: will there be alcohol??

Melmoo: yes

Melon dick: I'm in

Sarah: so me and Jenna just chill and lurk here

Jenna: who else does??

Saviour: me. After me everyone just put a ^

Rebel Outlaw: ^

Mexican stick: ^

Pringle: ^

Jaime: ^

Mikess: ^

Turtle: ^

Lexy: ^

Jacky: ^

Malevolence:

Momma leaf: goddamn!! I have all these children and I'm all on my own :'(

Memewife: I apologise for my boyf, he's just sad coz his cars a shit tip, he broke his fav bass and he can only see me in school for this wk and nxt

Malevolence: why??

Memewife: parents

Malevolence: oh

GeeGee: this is good tho coz it means no fucking!!

Oreos: except for us ;)

Memewife: I STILKL HAVE TO GEAR IT GODDAMB GEE BUY A GAG!!!!

Jishwa: kinky

Memewife: also you forgot the school has bathrooms and closets

Melon dick: lots of closets

Memewife: added: Memelife

Memewife: I kissed you babe

Memewife: missed*

Memelife: <3

Bitchsucker: hey throw back to when Brendon wanked in the canteen

Momma leaf: WHAT!!!!

Halsey: ^

Melmoo: ^

Jishwa: ^

Tyjo:

Jaime: ^

Rebel Outlaw: ^

Pringle: ^

GeeGee: ye he wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom so he ran out of class

Oreos: when class ended for lunch, we saw him just jacking off in the corner

Momma leaf: the corner by the water cooler?...

Melon dick: yup

Momma leaf: so that isn't paint?

Bitchsucker: nope

Momma leaf: PETE I DON'T WANT THESE KIDS!!!

Momma leaf: WELL AT LEAST ONE OF THEM!!

Memelife: WELL I DON'T WANT IT EITHER!!!

Malevolence: I love how u refer to us as ur kids but call us its

Memewife: only Brendon. They actually care about the rest of you

Melon dick: I feel neglected and unloved

Momma leaf: good

Memelife: fuck a melon

Melon dick: gladly

Tyjo: there's other fruits!!

Melon dick: I might try a pineapple

Tyjo: ouch

Melon dick: I never did try to deepthroat the hulk

Bitchsucker: good

Halsey: ok so we have all the shit for the party

Melmoo: it's gonna be lit

Halsey: Mel babe no one says lit anymore

Melmoo: lIt

Halsey: I want a divorce

Melmoo: *hands you ring* guys the wedding was lit you don't even know

Halsey: *drops papers *

Melmoo: bye bitch

Halsey: *hands you ring*

Melmoo: *puts it on*

Halsey: *pushes you outside*

Melmoo: ily2

Jenna: what even is your marriage??

Halsey: idek

Sarah: can we be like that??

Jenna: no

Sarah: ok

Jenna: do u still love me??

Sarah: .....

Jenna: ily2

Memewife: GOALSSSSS

Memelife: my cars a mess

A/N help idk what my brain is anymoreee. Please vote, comment and share! I love reading comments they're funny and I would love to know if u smiled :). Thank you to everyone reading like holy shit it means a lot! Xox