GeeGee: ok how high is Mikey?

Memelife: HE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO MEEEE I TRIED TO MAKE HIM STOP I SWEAR!!!!!!!

GeeGee: hmmm

Oreos: babe it's fibe. He'll be ok in yhe mornjng

Memewife: I'm walking in the air

GeeGee: you were saying.

Oreos: ....

Memelife: Mikes r u ok??

Bitch: yo Gee!!

GeeGee: yes

Bitch: I'm downstairs

GeeGee: ok

Bitch: ok??

GeeGee: I'm trying to deal with my stoned bro. Idc if ur here ir not

Bitch: r00d

Bitchsucker: no what's r00d is that u keft me!! We wrre cuddling

Sarah: me and Jenna ARE cuddling

Melmoo: goals

Sarah: I DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT!!!

Jenna: <3

Sarah: YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!

GeeGee: BRENDON!! WHY IS UR DICK IN A MELON???????

Sarah: nvmd

Jenna: kissess

Bitch: my dick was cold!!

GeeGee: clothes are a thing????

Bitch: whatevrrrr es fineee

GeeGee: ok so Brendons drunk and fucking a melon, Mikey is high and Franks to tired and short to help me

Bitch: soooo.....ma dicks stuck...

Oreos: WHY WAS IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?????

Bitch: I fell!!

Momma leaf: you were always the problem child

Bitchsucker: I wanna divorce

Jishwa: Gee!! Get the soap

Tyjo: my brain hurts

Memelife: Bren stop being a dick and get help

Bitch: I'm not a dick...

Jaime: I look at the chat and everyone's ganging up on Brendon??

Mexican stick: ^

Pringle: ^^

Turtle: ^^^

Mikess: ^^^^

Jishwa: Brendon stuck his dick in a melon

Bitch changed their name to Melon dick

Melon dick: halp!!

Melon dick: added: Dal

Dal:????

Melon dick: halp

Bitchsucker: Bren shoved his dick in a melon

Dal has left the chat

Tyjo: same

Lexy: too early for ur shit Bren

Memelife: ok srsly Brendon u have two different excuses as to why it's stuck and none of them have anything to di with alcohol.

Memelife: any other reasons??

Melon dick: I was horny

Momma leaf: ok you bitch ass cunt motherfucking dick sucker!! You need to fucking die!! You have been disowned

Melmoo: I shoukd wash ur mouth out u dirty boy

Momma leaf: LOOK AT MY NAME MELANIE!!

Melmoo: sorry mom

Jaime: sooo....How's things???

Memewife: Brendons whorny

Melon dick: shut it YOUR THE WHORE!!

Memewife: how am I the whore??

Melon dick: well ur fucking a whore??

Memewife: wat??

Melon dick: I've fucked Pete

Momma leaf: me too

Momma leaf: now I'm ace

GeeGee: lol

Memewife: glad to know Petes always been a bottom NOW SUCC ME PETE!!!!

Memelife: if u weren't high I totally would

Memewife: :(

Memelife: tomorrow

Memewife: ;)

Melon dick: hAlp!! I'm still stcik!!

Melon dick: Gee plz!!!

GeeGee: nope

Melon dick: Ryyy???

Bitchsucker: *drops papers*

Melon dick: anyobe??

Momma leaf: you're grounded!!!

Melon dick: love me

A/N ok idk why but for two days I've been saying to myself that I need to make Brendon fuck a melon and now I'm home with wi-fi I have!! Hope u enjoy it!! Please vote, comment and share! Xox