Oreos: I'm never drinking again

GeeGee: HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALLSTAR GET YOUR GAME ON GO PLAY

Oreos: Gee baby shut THE FUCK UP

Memewife: seriously shut it

GeeGee: HEY NOW YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID

Memelife: Gee be quiet please. Or at least go shout somewhere else so we ca sleep

Melmoo: where r u Pete?

Memelife: I'm at Mikeys coz I told my mom I was staying over at Patricks

Melmoo: so did u all enjoy the party??

Melon dick: I'm still loving it

Bitchsucker: he's still drunk

GeeGee: AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOULD

Oreos: Gee I don't care if this is ur hoise I will kick y out just do I can sldpp

Memewife: I agree. Just coz mom and dad r out for the wk don't mean u can scream

Oreos: ye at least not now. Maybe later...

Memelife: well I will be hkme by then

Memewife: if u lwave me with them I will chop of ur dick

Memelife: don't fuck each other

Oreos: no promises

Melon dick: ouch

Momma leaf: what's wrong?

Melon dick changed their name to Pineapple dick

Bitchsucker: that's it

Pinapple dick: yo Ry just kicked me out MY own house. Can u crash with anyone?

Memewife: no

Sarah: no

Jenna: no

Sarah: get back in the toilet "no!" Yes "*throws up*" That's why "ok"

Melmoo: my wife is still asleep. Hope she doesn't throw uo coz bitch now I'm a hugger

Sarah: "same"

Tyjo: u can come crash with us

Pineapple dick: thnx guys

Jishwa: ^_^

Pineapple dick: the chats kinda quiet

Memelife: that's coz we're in school fruit fucker

Oreos: Gee just read that and burst out laughing

GeeGee: oh the fruit!! #keepthefruitinnocent

Pineapple dick changed their name to Fruit fucker

Fruit fucker: goddamn now I gotta watch these two make out

Memewife: sucks to be you! We're in music

Memelife: ye but Ray and Bob are making out now

Memewife: wanna go make out in?

Memelife: sure!

GeeGee: Frank! Cupboard?

Oreos: unless you want me to vomit in ur mouth then no

GeeGee: that bad??

Oreos: stop giggling! Ur gonna feel worse than me hun

GeeGee: tru also what's up with the sexicans??

Pringles: I was the designated driver so I didn't drink

Pringles: they're all dead

GeeGee: ok then

Saviour changed their name to AB
Rebel Outlaw changed their name to Ash P

AB: Ashley is also dead

Ash P: fuck off

AB: u love me rly

Ash P: no

Malevolence: I love everyone here but imma have to do an Andy. I gotta leave. Sorry. Bye!!

Halsey: where r u??

Malevolence: I'm at home. I leave on two days

Halsey: me and Mel r coming over

Jenna: and us

Sarah: when Jenna stops puking we will, we need a girls day

Malevolence: ok. Bye guys!

Memewife: bye Ash

Memelife: ^

AB: ^

Ash P: ^

Malevolence has left the chat

Memewife: this is kinda sad

Memelife: come play bass with me

Memewife: k

Fruit fucker: boi u just got K'd

Memelife: oh well

Tyjo: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Jishwa: RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

Momma leaf: WHATTTTT

Bitchsucker: Brendon stop raping them and come home

Fruit fucker: am I allowed home now?

Bitchsucker: yes

Memewife: now you know how it feels

Jishwa: HE BROUGHT IN THE MELON

Tyjo: AND THE PINEAPPLE!!

Momma leaf: Pete! LOOK AT WHAT U ABANDONED ME WITG!!!

Memelife: well when am I ever gonna want a kid that rapes people and fucks fruit??

GeeGee: did the fruit consent?

Oreos: go bacj to sleep

Fruit fucker: ....

Memelife: ok so when am I ever gonna want a kid that rapes people AND fruit??

Bitchsucker: glad ur home, now pot yhe fruit down and go to bed

Fruit fucker: I'm floating on a cloudddd

Bitchsucker: stop raping things in the kitchen, sleep of the weed and then u can leave

Fruit fucker: kk

Jenna: is no one gonna talk about how Ryan said THE kitchen. Not mine, not urs but THE which also goes along with OUR!!!

Bitchsucker: oh ye so basically my parents kicked me out coz I'm gay so I moved in with Bren

Momma leaf: glad to know I raised one responsible child

Tyjo: wait so does this mean that everyone in a relationship which is evryone is committing incest??

Melmoo: yoy were so innocent????

Momma leaf: where did I go wrkng??

Melmoo: with ur spelling??

Momma leaf: ur grounded

Melmoo: sorry mom

Tyjo: Brendon tried to rape us????

Momma leaf: oh ye. I understand why Pete left me

Memewife: "I oof wem ly" stop talking with ur mouthful

Momma leaf: I don't even wanna ask

Memelife: u taste nice

GeeGee: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

GeeGee: that's my brother!!!

Memewife: shut up I've heard worse!

GeeGee: tru

Oreos: seriously please go back to sleep!!

Bitchsucker: I wanna dog

Fruit fucker: lets get a dog then

Bitchsucker: r u sober?

Fruit fucker: yup

Bitchsucker: ok

Lexy: I'm tired

Momma leaf: sleep child

Lexy: Jack snores

Bitchsucker: u want one of them things where it's like a boxing glove on the end of a stick and then when they snore hit them with it

Lexy: that's a thing?

Bitchsucker: yup. I use it on Brendon

Jenna: tmi

Bitchsucker: fuck off. I just hit him with ut

Tyjo: kinky

Bitchsucker: stg smh

Lexy: I will get one. Ty

Bitchsucker: np

Jacky: if u start hitting me with it I will leave

Lexy: good! I could do with some sleep

Lexy: don't slam the door too loudly

Lexy: I TOLD YOU NOT TOO!!

Jacky: oopps

Lexy: thats it! Ur not getting any tonight

Jacky: babe I have a hand. I can manage

Lexy: u can manage without this

Lexy:

Jacky: again, I have a hand

Momma leaf: I'm gonna intervene now beofre this gets r rated

Fruit fucker: I'm here

Momma leaf: nvmd

Memelife: yo Pat! Why did u make them stop? We were all enjoying reading that!!

Lexy: fuck you all

Fruit fucker: INCEST

A/N Hey guys! So I have a migraine and feel like shit so this ain't the best but I hope u liked anyways. Ty to all my readers!! Please vote, comment and share! Xox