(i started writing this while on the phone with my mom and she wouldnt shut up i almost cried)

alex 🐶 is typing...

alex 🐶: THE FUCK WHEN YOUR DOG RIPS UP UR SHEETS

jack 🚦 is typing...

jack 🚦: EAT UR DOG

alex 🐶: what the fuck no

alex 🐶: im not gonna eat my doG

jack 🚦: eat ur furry animal dog

alex 🐶: jack no

jack 🚦: alex yes

alex 🐶: my dog ran out of my room

jack 🚦: go get him and eat him

alex 🐶: why do you want me to eat my dog

jack 🚦: idk man yolo

jack 🚦: tell me how dog tastes

alex 🐶: im not gonna eat my dog just to tell you how it tastes

jack 🚦: come oN PLEASE

jack 🚦: PLEASE EAT YOUR DOG

alex 🐶: NO

/a small amount of time passes

alex 🐶: WAIT HOLD UP

alex 🐶: HOW MANY MORE HOURS TIL I GET TO SEE UR STUPID ASS

jack 🚦: OH SHIT

jack 🚦: I DON'T KNOW

jack 🚦: LIKE MAYBE

jack 🚦: THIRTY HOURS???

alex 🐶: oh no

alex 🐶: what is that

alex 🐶: is the the pacific ocean or my teARS OF JOY

jack 🚦: TBH SAME

alex 🐶: /CHILDREN SCREAM IN THE DISTANCE

jack 🚦: /JACK SCREAMS IN THE DISTANCE