SugaFree: Nice pic ;)

What?

Me: How did you find my Instagram?

SugaFree: It just came up on my explore posts

You seriously expect me to believe that crap?

Me: -_-

SugaFree: It's the truth!

Yeah and I don't regret all of my life decisions.

SugaFree: Ally?

Hold up.

Me: You know my name????

SugaFree: :)

No, no, no, you can't smiley face your way out of this one.

SugaFree: Do you want me to unfollow you on Insta?

Me: No

Me: I need the followers.

SugaFree: XD

Me: I'm serious

SugaFree: XD

Me: I really really want more followers so I can beat my friend.

SugaFree: Why don't you try that fake followers thing?

Coz I ain't fake.

Me: No. I don't cheat.

Me: If I was rich I'd have millions of followers.

SugaFree: I guess

Don't be like a decent person and not want all the money in the world because you lyin.

Me: I wish I was rich

SugaFree: I don't

There is probably something wrong with you.

Me: Why???

SugaFree: I'm too lazy

Same. I spend my entire life in bed on my laptop scrolling around on tumblr and fangirling over Asian men with eyeliner (that slays) do stupid shit.

Me: Ah. Same here.

Me: :)

Me: But you'd have all that money..

SugaFree: Money can't buy happiness

Bitch please.

Me: Money=all the Kpop merch in the world=Happiness

Me: And I could buy all the seats for a BTS concert so when they come out on stage they'd just see me.

Me:

SugaFree: Are you a fangirl?

Hell yeah.

Me: Probably

SugaFree: I think you are.

Thank you?

Me: There is nothing wrong with being a fangirl!

SugaFree: They're crazy.

Me: I'm crazy.

SugaFree: Yeah but you're tolerable.

The fuck does that mean?

Me: Is that an insult or a compliment?

SugaFree: :)

Me: Normal people are the ones you should be afraid of.

SugaFree: Why?

Me: Because they are so....normal

SugaFree: ...

Me: ...

SugaFree: You are definitely crazy

Thank you.

Me: But tolerable

SugaFree: :)

Me: :)

I don't mind talking to this person.