GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!!!
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
I love you guys, you're awesome and thanks for the long long wait. Thanks for those who have reached out, telling me to make new one shots, it made me get inspiration back!
(Cute pic of Ruddiger at the top cause I had it randomly saved.)

Okay, okay, okay. Who remembers the one shot where Y/n and Varian read fanfics about themselves for YouTube?

No one?

Alright then...
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"Hey guys!" I started up my camera and waved to it.
"So..." I awkwardly tapped my fingers together, "This is my new vlog chan-"
I got cut off by my best friend jumping in front of the camera.

"WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER!!!" Varian yelled.

I chuckled and shoved him away, out of frame, "Yes. Yes. Yes. We are. His dad decided it would be best if he'd just stay here from now on. Due to this change, I decided to start a vlog channel!"

"YAY!!!" I could see Varian doing a cartwheel in the background. I laughed.

The camera cuts...

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The camera started up again.

I was walking down the stairs in ny house, my hair wet from my shower a few minutes ago. "Good morning Vlognation! I definitely didn't steal Vlognation from Tom Simons." I chuckled at myself before continuing, "Because Varian's room is not set up yet, I made him sleep on the couch."

I quietly entered the living room. "Let's wake him up." I whispered to the camera.

I took a deep breath before screaming "WAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUP!!!!" Varian screamed in fright and surprise as he fell off the couch.

I broke out laughing, before walking over to the boy on the floor. "Good morning, Vary." I grinned innocently.

"Yeah." Varian said sarcastically, "Good morning."

"What are you making me for breakfast?" I ask.

"Just because I move in, doesn't mean I'll make you breakfast." Varian grumbles, trying to curl back up on the couch.

I snatched the blanket away, "Nope! First off, say hi to Vlognation."

"What?! You're vlogging this?!" Varian freaks out.

"Yeah." I shrug, "But second, you must make me breakfast or else!"

"Or else what?" Varian tiredly mumbles into his pillow.

"Oooooor eeeeelse... You'll be sleeping the couch instead of having your own room!" I smile.

"Uuuuugh! Fine." Varian groans, dragging himself off the couch.

"Great! Now go make me french toast!" I demand.

The camera cuts...

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The camera starts again.

"Hey guys!" I wave to the camera, "Varian's currently in the shower, so yeah. I wanna pull some sort of dumb prank, but I don't want to risk seeing him naked. That would be gross. I mean, I've sorta seen him naked, I guess. His dad has showed me naked baby Varian pictures in the tub, its literally the cutest and funniest pictures ever. He's such a dork. I mean, he's my dork. And I care about my dork."

"Who's your dork?" I hear Varian ask, coming down the stairs.

"Oh!" I blush, "N-No one."

"Oh come one! Are we keeping secrets?" Varain asks.

"Its not a secret. Its more of a sensitive situation." I shrug.

"Uh-huh. Sure." Varian doesn't believe me.

I roll my eyes, before mumbling to myself, "Remember to edit out that last bit later."
Then walk away into the living room, "So, Vlognation. What will we do now?"

"Well, I was gonna go to the store to get stuff for my new bedroom. You can record it if you want." Varian offers.

"You hear that, Vlognation! We're going to Walmart!" I exclaim, smiling at the camera.

"Target." Varian corrects.

"Target!" I repeat with the same mood.

"Get in the car." Varian rolls his eyes.

The camera cuts...

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The camera shakes slightly as its turned on, sitting in the corner of the dashboard.

"Guys. Guys. We are going to Target." I smile as Varian stares at the road, driving. "I haven't been there in a while! This is so exciting! We're gonna buy so many things! Like a raccoon plush, a deer plush, a penguin plush, a butterfly plush, a doggie plush, a cat pl-"

Varian cut me off, "We're not getting any stuffed animals!"

"Awww." I pout and cross my arms like a child.

"Fine. Maybe one. If we do get one, it has to be a raccoon." Varian declares.

"YAY!!!" I cheer. I reach over and hug Varian.

"Hey!" He yells, as the car swerves slightly.

"Mah baaaad!" I awkwardly chuckle as I let go of him.

The camera cuts...

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"We're here!" I smile as we walk through the doors.

"Excuse me, ma'm." A worker grabs my attention, "No cameras are allowed here."

"But I'm a professional vlogger!" I grin, mainly to the camera.

"Sorry, ma'm. Its policy." The worker explains.

"Fine!" I roll my eyes as I pretend to turn it off.

"Thank you. And have a nice time shopping!" The worker smiles as me and Varian venture further in the store.

I aim the camera at my face once we get into one of the back isles.
"Guys!" I whisper, crouching down, "We aren't allowed to have cameras in here, so we'll have to keep this on the down low, alright?"

Varian grabs the hood of my hoodie and yanks me up, "There is literally no one around."

"I-" I look around to see he was right, "Touche."

The camera cuts...

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The camera turns on.
We were back in the car.

"Guys! Guys!" I smile widely at the camera.
"Look!"

I reach in the back and pull out a giant massive raccoon squishmallow!

It takes up almost the entire frame and blocks some of Varian's view of the road.

"Ah! Y/n! Stop that!" Varian yells as he tries to look past the fluffy animal.

"Hey! Ruddiger deserves to be front and center!" I yell back at him.

"Ruddiger?" Varian questions.

"Yeah. That's the name of the raccoon." I squeeze the plush tight with a smile, my face barely visible over the animal.
I notice Varian glance over at me before his face started to dust a pink color.

I look over to the camera, still holding Ruddiger super tight, "Guys. I think that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed and we'll see you next time!"

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Author's Note

GUYS! GUYS! I'M BACK!!!

I really hope you enjoyed.

Also has anyone else realized... I'm gifting YOU guys with a one shot on MY birthday! Lucky you!

Do you have any ideas? Put your request here:

See ya soon
Ruddiger

Word Count: 1090

(Not proof read)