INTRO

Hoseok:
I think someone's impersonating you

Yoongi:
What? Who?

Hoseok:
*attached image*

Yoongi:
Oh...

Yoongi:
That's actually me

In which Hoseok finds one of Yoongi's alters' accounts.

Instagram/Texting AU

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Yoongi has dissociative identity disorder in this book.

Dissociative identity disorder (DID): (was previously known as multiple personality disorder) a disorder characterized by the presence of two or more distinct personality states. Personalities are referred to as alters.

DISCLAIMER: I am in no way making fun of a disorder. It is more common in our world than you think and should be taken seriously. I'm not an expert and this book WILL have a bit of a misconception because it's fictional. I'll try my best to keep the basics accurate.

Feel free to do more research on DID, it's actually pretty interesting which is why I chose to incorporate it in this book.

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Character Profiles

You better fucking VOTE for the intro because I did not just spend three nights working on these mf edits 😤

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Yoongi Min

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Yoonie Min

Yoongi's main alter (the one that shows up the most)

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Agust Min

Yoongi's other alter

(Pretend like the edit doesn't say "following" KSJSKDJ I mayhaps forgot to fix that 🤡)

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Hoseok Jung

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Namjoon Kim

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Seokjin Kim

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Taehyung Kim

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Jungkook Jeon

Okay but tell me why Jungkook's acc and his post-follower-following ratio seem so accurate for him 💀

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Jimin Park

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Jackson Wang

You didn't think I'd leave our skinny legend Wang out of this did you?🤥

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Sehun Oh

You'll only understand his user and bio if you've read my other books LOL mAh BaD new readers

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Contains:

•Crack

•Reaction Memes 🌚

•Twitter and Tiktok humor even though this is an IG book 🗿

•4th wall might go down from time to time so get those fucking bricks ready for building

•Ships (pretty self explanatory on which ones I chose for this book)

IF I GET ANY COMPLAINTS FOR MY SHIPS WHEN THEY'RE LITERALLY THE MOST BASIC ONES— you're getting muted, no questions asked <3

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I'll try my best to refrain from using emojis that some non-iPhone users aren't able to see.

I'm sorry if you don't get my amazing, fantastic, astonishing, extraordinary, phenomenal, out-of-this-world, 10/10-would-recommend humor throughout the book. That's on you sweatie 💅

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I can't really do song chapters on a Texting/Instagram AU book like I do in my other books nor do I feel like doing ROTCs (Rant Of The Chapter) like I did in Death's Charmer. I know a lot of you loved my rants but I'll do it in a future book, I promise 💕

But for this book, since there's no song chapters nor ROTCs, I'll start a SOTC (Song Of The Chapter) where I just suggest a song to you guys each chapter :)

My music taste is pretty exquisite *chef's kiss* and you guys seem to enjoy it so why not

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We goin' in bois