I'm gonna cry 🐷

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thatonepersoninfics:
How'd the honeymoon go lovebirds?

van.gogh_whore:
Great 😏

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
My ass hurts 🐷

thatonepersoninfics:
Uh—

hiwelcometojoonies:

bratz.king:
This is why we don't ask questions Wang

thatonepersoninfics:
Lesson learned m8 😔

hiwelcometojinnies:
But what about Hoseok and Yoongi?

hopeonthesidewalk:
Things have been great since we made it official 😌

hopeonthesidewalk:
But Yoongi's not here rn

hiwelcometojoonies:
Where is he?

yoonilicious:
Hi fwens ☺️

bratz.king:
YOONIE 😍

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
MY BABIE

yoonilicious:
HI OOGIE 😁😁

van.gogh_whore:
How've u been sweets?

yoonilicious:
Gud 😊

yoonilicious:
Daddy boht me a new skirt

yoonilicious:
Wan see? :D

hopeonthesidewalk:
NOO

hopeonthesidewalk:
BUB WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

yoonilicious:

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

mostloved_sehunnn:
It's okay Yoonie maybe next time :)

yoonilicious:
Okie Hunhun ☺️

thatonepersoninfics:
SEHUN UR USER

hopeonthesidewalk:
FINALKY

mostloved_sehunnn:
Jimin convinced me to change it 😊

bratz.king:
Shut up uglie no one asked 😒

mostloved_sehunnn:
😔✊🏻

hiwelcometojinnies:
Jimin's still keeping the bitchy facade I see 🗿

hiwelcometojinnies:
Give it up hag ✨

van.gogh_whore:
We know y'all a thing just come clean alrdy whores

bratz.king:
I refuse to disclose nonexistent information 💆‍♂️

hopeonthesidewalk:
Tae

hopeonthesidewalk:
Y won't Kook also get a job while ur working?

hopeonthesidewalk:
That way he's not just at home doing nothing

notyoongimin:
Ur a married man now rabbit head go make urself useful ✨

hopeonthesidewalk:
Well that's one way to restate my words 🗿

thatonepersoninfics:
Agust?

notyoongimin:
No it's Yoongi

hiwelcometojoonies:
Sometimes y'all a little too similar personality wise 💀

van.gogh_whore:
Simple

van.gogh_whore:
I don't let him

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

notyoongimin:
Y? 💀

notyoongimin:
I mean understandable but y? 🤥

van.gogh_whore:
Cuz last time he got a job he was a cashier in a grocery store

van.gogh_whore:
He got fired cuz he kept giving away an extra bag for every one plastic bag the customer buys

van.gogh_whore:
And when his boss found out he just shouted "fuck capitalism and fuck turtles" before quitting

mostloved_sehunnn:
SKHAKXHDJUNGKOOK

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
I've been jobless since 🐷

bratz.king:
The turtles hearing him:

bratz.king:

thatonepersoninfics:
PLEASEKAHDSK

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'M REVERBERATINGSKHDD

hiwelcometojinnies:
Y is ur word choice always so weird? 💀

hiwelcometojoonies:
Guys is this post worthy?

hiwelcometojoonies:

thatonepersoninfics:
THE TIDDIES

bratz.king:
PLEASENWKDJSJD

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'M DISCARDINGWKHDJS

hiwelcometojinnies:
Suddenly I'm also married 🤥

yoonilicious:
U look cyoot ☺️

hiwelcometojoonies:
Thank u Yoonie 😊

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Welcome to bible study 😇

_.dumbfuckjuice._:

hiwelcometojoonies:
JUNGKOOK

hopeonthesidewalk:

bratz.king:

thatonepersoninfics:
SO TRU

van.gogh_whore:
Those divorce papers lookin real good rn 🤩

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Oh no 😰🐷😰😰

agustwants_d_eath:
Maybe crab guy ain't that bad after all

bratz.king:
Oh great it's u 🙄

agustwants_d_eath:
Morning babe

hopeonthesidewalk:
Shut up Agust no one asked u

hiwelcometojinnies:
I like how Agust likes Jimin and there's Yoonie favoring his Oogie and Hunhun so half the time Hoseok's just jealous

thatonepersoninfics:
^ LMAO

van.gogh_whore:
Can we get an F chain for Hobi 😔✊🏻

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
F 😔✊🏻

hiwelcometojoonies:
F 😔✊🏻

bratz.king:
F 😔✊🏻

thatonepersoninfics:
F 😔✊🏻

mostloved_sehunnn:
F 😔✊🏻

hiwelcometojinnies:
F 😔✊🏻

thatonepersoninfics:
Guys I found an accurate representation of Yoonie Yoongi and Agust

thatonepersoninfics:

hiwelcometojoonies:
LMFOAHDSK

agustwants_d_eath:
Pretty accurate to me

hopeonthesidewalk:
I'M PULSATINGKDHSJD

bratz.king:
Hobi stop 🗿

hopeonthesidewalk:
😔✊🏻

mostloved_sehunnn:
Guys I suddenly feel sad 😞

bratz.king:
Oh? 🙂

agustwants_d_eath:
U got emotions good for u

yoongidique:
Maybe cuz it's the end

van.gogh_whore:
What?

yoongidique:
Nothing 🐷😳🐷🐷

_.dumbfuckjuice._:
Pig god 🤩🐷

thatonepersoninfics:
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

hopeonthesidewalk:
Half a yr later and this gc's still a mess 🤦‍♂️

THE END.

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I'm emotional over a fucking texting book

But that's the end my piglets 😞

Yoonsplit will forever remain iconic in my books but I might do a sequel (I already have an idea for one) if enough of you want one and if I have the time in the near future 🐷

But for now I'll be focusing on Tautologic Eyes (Oxymoronic Eyes sequel)

If you want more comedic books, I suggest reading my other Sope book "Death's Charmer" or my Namjin book "Dire Pinky" but if you're feeling a lil spicy and want to fuck your emotions up, then "Oxymoronic Eyes" and "Outlet To Heartbreak"'s the way to go 🤩

Swipe to the next part to see all the Yoonsplit cult-arts I've received from my talented pigs ☺️🐷 (you can still send me yours if you're still working on it and I'll add it in later <3)

SOTC:

7/28/20

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Song: Good Life by OneRepublic

Last SOTC for the books bois so let's make it nostalgic 😔