I love how I can see some of you guys (that follow me in IG) making my reaction memes ur profile pics and using em in ur posts LMAO

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hiwelcometojinnies:
When the hell did you come back? 😒

agustwants_d_eath:
Yesterday

hiwelcometojinnies:
AND U DIDN'T THINK TO TELL ANYONE?

agustwants_d_eath:
Idk man I just work here

hiwelcometojinnies:
Ihy

agustwants_d_eath:
Feeling's mutual

agustwants_d_eath:
So I saw Yoongi's got himself a boytoy while I was gone

hiwelcometojinnies:
Hoseok?

agustwants_d_eath:
Yes the pockey stick

hiwelcometojinnies:
🗿

hiwelcometojinnies:
How'd u know about him?

agustwants_d_eath:
I've been gone for months

agustwants_d_eath:
U didn't think I wouldn't go through Yoongi's social media to catch up?

agustwants_d_eath:
The fucker got rejected lmao

hiwelcometojinnies:
It's not funny Agust

agustwants_d_eath:
Don't think I asked luv

hiwelcometojinnies:

hiwelcometojinnies:
I don't like u

agustwants_d_eath:
And Idc

agustwants_d_eath:
U still with that mf that loves crabs?

hiwelcometojinnies:
Yes.

agustwants_d_eath:
Damn always thought u could've done better

hiwelcometojinnies:
Ur getting on my nerves Agust

agustwants_d_eath:
That's my intention Seokjin

agustwants_d_eath:
Is Jimin still single?

hiwelcometojinnies:
Yes but he's with Sehun

agustwants_d_eath:
Sure he is

agustwants_d_eath:
From what I know they just live together cuz that loser Sehun got dumped

hiwelcometojinnies:
Hey don't fucking talk about Sehun like that just cuz Jimin doesn't wanna be with u

agustwants_d_eath:
Y the hell wouldn't he? I'm good looking

hiwelcometojinnies:
R u forgetting ur also Yoongi? Jimin's friend?

hiwelcometojinnies:
Ofc Jimin would reject u

hiwelcometojinnies:
Plus u got a bag of shit for a personality 🙄

agustwants_d_eath:
Can't deny that

agustwants_d_eath:
Guess I'll go for the pockey stick then

hiwelcometojinnies:
AYO that's Yoongi's man

agustwants_d_eath:
The one that rejected him?

hiwelcometojinnies:
🗿

agustwants_d_eath:
Mhm.

agustwants_d_eath:
But I'm kidding

agustwants_d_eath:
I don't want that cocksucker

agustwants_d_eath:
Yoongi's got no taste in men and it shows

hiwelcometojinnies:
I'm this close to breaking ur neck

hiwelcometojinnies:

agustwants_d_eath:
Tough.

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm going

agustwants_d_eath:
Bye Jinnie bear xx

hiwelcometojinnies:
Don't do anything dumb Agust istg

agustwants_d_eath:
Chile I'm just gonna play video games

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Ik a lot of you don't ship Yoonmin but I don't wanna hear complaints about Agust having a thing for Jimin, capiche?

I'm a Yoonmin slut too so let me feed myself whores

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7/18/20

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