ur scrolling through ur phone and suddenly u get a message and it's from sam and it says "hey, it's earth day so i figured i'd pick up some trash and i know ur trash for me so open up ur door" and u open up ur door and there sam is standing at ur door with flowers and ur favorite fast food in sweatpants and a hoodie because we both know u just want to stay home and u wonder how the hell she got ur address but that doesn't matter because u really are sam trash and u freak out and hug her and she hugs u and u both cry and have a very wonderful time together because u have confirmed that sam isnt a 60 year old rapist and ur even trashier for her once u actually meet her because she totally isn't cripplingly awkward at all the end