the order of the chapters is screwed up but hey here are your answers

have you ever had any sexual dreams

one time i had a dream my friend was drugged and tried to mate with a cactus.

if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be?

troye because he's so talented and very sweet

if you could date any celebrity who would it be?

i have the biggest crush on nia lovelis in case you didn't know so yeP

if you could kill any celebrity who would it be?

does sam pepper count? what about donald trump?

what four things would you take to a deserted island excluding food, drink and a way of escape?

this is difficult.. probably two books i haven't read yet, a box of matches, and a first aid kit

what's your favorite book?

sidekicked by john david anderson i have read it like a gazillion times

what do you want everyone in the world to hear?

white racism doesn't exist assholes :)

on a scale from infinity to infinity, how much do you want to bang shrek?

as buzz lightyear always says, to infinity and beyond

which is your otp? jacobbraps or shrek x barry

shrek x barry i'm and old memer

what's the first thing you would do if you were president?

i would go to schools and talk about feminism

if you could pass any law, what would it be?

students would be able to take a least three mental health days off of school

do you love autumn? ( penguinsarepenguins )

yes, very much

why is autumn so great?

it's in her genes ;-)

what's the best thing about autumn?

she is literally never annoyed by me. even if i don't respond for like eight years when i come back she's like 'yo let's facetime' i love it

what is your favorite thing about dan?

this is so lame but his curly hair gives me heart palpitations

what is your favorite thing about phil?

he's so sweet and like his sense of humor isn't offensive to anyone (besides innuendos phil pls) but most of the time he laughs at dumb things and that makes me very happy

how much do you love me? ( rosyhowell )

like 11/10

what's your favorite music video ever?

i love the youth video a lot so yeah

what are your favorite fics?

nobody by saturnlester broke me so that one's pretty good

drop dead by cynicgender also i amazing

prove it by staystronglittlelove was my favorite ever okay that's it

what dan and phil video(s) are your favorite?

punk edits irl, the easter baking video and the japhan vlog are my favorite colabs

any undertale episode is my favorite gaming video

my favorite video by phil is reacting to my baby videos

my favorite dan video is 12 year old dan's website

do you have a dog?

i used to, but she died :-( her name was jetta, like the car. she was a basset hound. i want another dog.. i keep threatening to steal my neighbor's dogs

do you like zella day?

she's pretty good. her music is in my music taste category thing so

what is your opinion on #getzarato400?

it needs to happen faster

do you watch tana mongeau?

not currently but i've been meaning to check out her videos

how are you?

i'm pretty good, as of now. i just spent while hanging out with my neighbor / friend so that was nice, i have no school tomorrow, and i'm performing in the band concert tonight so yEs i'm good

what fics are you currently reading?

i have a gazillion fics in my library, but currently ones i need to finish are

paint boy by katieh776

the married man by danithealien

new production by twentyonephanics 

i suggest all three (and all of them are joshler fics pls)

what books are you reading right now?

well i'm reading the outsiders for school but i'm also reading every day by david levithan (it's so painful)

last film you watched?

the bee movie. the sad part is i'm not even joking.

last song you heard?

i'm listening to i will follow you into the dark by death cab for cutie

on a scale of 1-10, how much do you love shrek?

69

have you ever listened to all star by smashmouth unironically?

sadly, yes. i know every word bYe

what is your favorite meme?

ever? the *shoves breadsticks into purse* meme

current meme? the tag yourself meme

on a scale of 10-10.5 how much do you love memes?

21

dan or phil?

don't you mean dan and phil?

on a scale of 1-10 how problematic are you irl?

aSK laceygracie i say problematic like ever two sentences it's bAd so i'd say about a 99

what's your favorite snapchat filter?

i don't get the fancy filter because of my phone but i like the dog one

how much do you love danfics?

i love laughing at them

what quote describes your life?

from act 1, scene 1 of hamlet 

hamlet : o fuck

favorite harry potter book?

prisoner of azkaban, hands down