Well, hi.(Please don't eat me for taking a week)
Sparr: Sup, guys! I'm here with our team, and our special guest star from last time, Zatanna Zatara!
Sparr: Before we get started, here are some brief updates: Jason is still in Arkham, initiate plan 5569203mwh-9721, also, our audience has regretably been captured-
Rob: *in between fake coughs* Released
Sparr: *Glares at Rob* Captured by Bratman and the rest of the Justice Dweebs. Now, time for some greetings!
Zatanna: Hi! *Smiles*
Rob: Hey, guys!
KF: Sup, my little minions?
Miss M: Hello, there!
Artemis: *Fond eyeroll in KF's direction* They're not your minions! They're mine- right guys?
SB: Hey.
Kaldur: Hello
Sparr: OKey-dokie, let's hop right into question time today!
Dear WildSpirit_381
You said,
Okay,so,while I go to Arkham to break Jason out, I'll say some stuff
To jason: Expect me to bail you out the next day(Or break you out, whatever)
To Superboy: read fasterrrrrr, my god, read fasterrrr
To robin: Why are you sooooo cute?
Then, you added,
oh,and I forgot to add something
To Zatanna: How did Sparr let you out just to buy red vines?
To Rocket: Get well soooonnnnnn!
Sparr: Well, Jay, thank you for your questions! I went ahead and pulled up Jaybird on Skype, so go ahead and answer.
Jason: Hurry up, I've already been here waayyy too long!
Sparr: Well, I'm not entirely sure your words were necessary... *Directs gaze to where SB is glaring at videos of Supergirl and muttering*
SB: She's good enough for him *grumble, grumble* Ugh, why aren't I?! What makes her any better than me?
Sparr: Soooo, moving on from that...
Rob: *Winks* It's a gift, and a curse. *Grinning*
KF: *Pouts* I'm cute too!
Artemis: *Pats his shoulder* Don't worry, babe, you're plenty cute.
*Icky kissy times ensue*
Sparr: Ew, get a room. *Snaps fingers and they disappear, presumably to the room they were ordered to get*
Zatanna: What Red Vines?
Sparr: SHHHH *Whispers to Camera* I erased her memory of her time outside, wouldn't want her to realize that she's trapped here
*Luckily, SB, the person with the superhearing, was still grumbling at the TV, and M'gann was too busy attempting to comfort him to notice anything happening.*
Sparr: Also, I will spread your message to Rocket, I'm sure it'll help! Okay, so,
Dear TheMonsterLives,
You said,
And finally I thought of some questions:
To Zatanna:
Sorry, I didnt write a question for you! I didn't have one i mind. Okay, who ar eyou closer too, Artemis or M'gann?
To Robin:
Did you know a lot of people like to read and write about you being tortured by Joker or some other villain? And of those many people is me? *cackles*
To KF:
Are you being abused by your dad? Also, same like Robin, a lot of people read and write about you. Again one of them is me...
Zatanna: That's fine! Thanks for the question now! Hm, I' have to say Artemis, sorry M'gann, but me and Arty have had a few more nights out than me and you have. *Grins mischieviously*
Sparr: I will be hearing those stories later.
Rob: U-um... No I did not... Wait a minute...*Turns to Sparr* Do you?
Sparr: Uh, I er, um, oh look KF has a question! You better go make sure they're not naked! *Poofs Rob away, once more presumably to where Art and KF were*
Sparr: We're gonna, er, take a brief break, please enjoy this elevator music.
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Sparr: And we're back with YJ Q and A! Hope y'all enjoyed the break! So, KF, how would you answer your question from TML?
KF: Uh, I wasn't here for the questions.....
Sparr: Oh, yes! Well, you're being asked two questions- A) Does your dad abuse you? and 2) Are you aware of people, including TML themself, write stories about you being tortured?
KF: I-uh-how do I answer that? Well, um, Rudolph-my birth father- he used to, um, well, you know. He'd get really drunk, and angry at me, and my mom didn't do anything.
Then, one day, my Uncle Barry came over, and he noticed that I was really quiet, and that I had a lot of bruises and kept flinching.
He tried to corner me to get me to talk to him, but little did he know, that my dad had, er, 'talked' to me the day before about how much I talked and hung out with Uncle Barry, so I tried to avoid him, like Rudolph told me too.
Obviously, he managed to get me cornered, and he tried to get an answer from me, and, well, I'm not ashamed to say that at 10 years old, I cracked.
I starteed crying and telling him it wasn't my fault, and he got real angry when he learned why I was crying, and where I got my bruises from.
Naturally, I thought he was mad at me, so I started crying even harder, and he calmed me down.
Later, him and Aunt Iris sued Rudolph and Mary for custody of me, and Rudolph went to jail.
So, to answer your question in short- I was abused by my birth father for the first 10 years of my life, but my Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris saved me.
Sparr: Awwwww!
Arty: *Hugs KF and gives him a long kiss.*
*It's a this point it is realized that Kf is crying*
Rob: Wally....*Looks sad*
KF: *Furiously wipes at his face to attempt to stop his crying.
Sparr: *Is currently grinning while writing this*
Rob: *Walks forward and embraces KF in a brotherly embrace after Artemis backs off* *Murmers to him* It's okay to cry, you know.
KF: *Mutters angrily, but loudly and clearly enough to be heard by all of them* I don't want your pity! That's not why I shared that story without Sparr's 'persuasion'!
Kaldur: We are not offering you our pity, my friend. We are offering you our condolences that such a thing ever happened to someone who we care about as much as we do you.
KF: *Looks away, feeling a bit bad for snapping on them*
Sparr: GROUP HUG!!!!!!
*Group hug ensues*
Sparr: Okay, so KF, the second half of your question?
KF: Nah, I didn't know that people wrote....about....that.....*Stares at Sparr strangly* Wait a minute! AUTHOR POWERS?! YOU'RE WRITING THIS AREN'T YOU??!
Sparr: NO!
Rob: YES YOU ARE!!!
Sparr: NUH-UH!!!!!!
*YJ team begins to advance on Sparr for all of the angst she put them through*
Sparr: *Nervous laughter* WELL, see you next time, guys, right now, I have to put the team back through re-education, WTNV style. See ya, and I'll try not to take a week+ this time!
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