Sparr: Hey guys! Look, it didn't take 1+ month(s) for me to update! :) Also, we have a special guest today! Please welcome, the one, the only *Pauses for dramatic effect* Zatanna!

*Cheer light turns on*

Crowd: *Cheers*

Zatanna: *Enters 'Here'* Hey guys! It's so great to be here!

Sparr: And we're glad to have you here! 

Rob: Hello my evil minions

KF: Hey guys! *Starts 'hmmmmmm'-ing for no reason*

Arty: *Hits KF over the head*

KF: *Stops 'mmmm'-ing and mock-pouts* That was mean, Arty

Arty: Don't call me Arty, Kid Dork *IS SMILING FONDLY THOUGH* *DON'T EAT ME I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THE SPITFIRE I JUST DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULD CHANGE THE WAY THEY ACT A WHOLE BUNCH* *THEY'LL STILL PROBABLY HAVE ADORABLE FLUFFY SPITFIRE MOMENTS OKAY**PLEASE DON'T EAT ME*

Kal: Hello

Miss M: Hello Friends! It's so wonderful to- um, well, broadcast?- to you again?

SB: *Grunts*

Sparr: Okay, well, before we move onto the next question, I must tell you something. Sadly, Jason is in Arkham, along with Emi......

Sparr: BUT I will also be able to rig up a Skype with him so he can answer questions, thanks to our brilliant, brilliant, Jonathon Crane and Edward Nigma!

*Cheer light*

Crowd: *Cheers*

Sparr: However, he can only be put on scarcely, as there are guards in Arkham, contrary to popular belief!

*Shocked and anxious light flickers on*

Crowd: *Murmers in their shock and anxious-ness*

Sparr: I know, I know, however, let's just be happy that we have our guest star here!

*BE HAPPY light shines on*

Crowd: *Is extremely happy and upbeat*

Sparr: So, let's start those questions now!

*Team is extremely confused and a bit wary of the complete control the signs have over the crowd*

Sparr: SO

Dear TheMonsterLives, 

You said,

Oh my god!!!! I feel so appreciated in some way I dont know!! And did my question just make spitfire? OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU!! and some more questions so you can update!

To Jason: So, wait, I'm your partner now? OMG *cue major fangirl sequel* And since you did that I will now force you to hug me! And since you said I can join free-willingly I'm never gonna leave! *cue now an evil cackle like Rob's*

To KF: Is there one food you dont eat?

To Robin: Thanks! And I'm going to actually be at the BATCAVE????

To Fish: How do I put this...how do you go to the bathroom underwater? Like, when you go to a bathroom to Atlantis, aren't you just, you know, going in your breathing water? But then again Atlantians can breathe above water, so they might have rooms with no water... But then where does it all go? If its like ours, it goes through a sewer... but it still leads into the ocean.... Oh god you swim in your pee? 

Thats all for now! Thanks for the shoutout!

Dear TheMonsterLives,

You then said, 

Oh and some more I forgot!

To Artemis: Thanks and What fo you like most about Wally?

To M'gann: Thanks! I made my own recipe and I cant wait to cook with you!

And to Batman (cuz I can!): Guess what, IM Batman.

Sparr: Yes, your question prodded Spitfire into existence in this story. Jay will answer his question in a minute, I gotta rig up the Skype.

KF: Oh, does that mean I go first? 

Rob: Yeah.

KF: Oh okay. NOPE ABSOLUTELY NONE NOPE OH LOOK A WALL I HAVE TO GO SAY HI TO IT *Bolts off uncomfortably*

Arty: He doesn't eat Pineapple Pizza, because it's his dad's favorite food. 

Sparr: Aw, poor guy. I got Jason on. *Points to phone which has Jason's face on a Skype call on it*

Jason: Um, yes, I suppose you are now my partner, so get me ooouuuuttttttt........and from the way that question ended I'm not entirely sure whether to be scared or not.....

Sparr: There's a plan, Jay! You'll break out of Arkham soon, okay?

Jason: But not soon enough.. I wanna be out of here last year. 

Sparr: *Sigh* I'm hanging up on you now. Say hi to Jonny and Eddie for me, m'kay?

Jason: Wait, bu- *is hung up on*

Sparr: So, Rob, your turn!

Rob: No problem, and yes, we're gonna do it at the Batcave, I'll drop by your house on the 10th. 

'Fish'(Kal): Hello. To answer your question- *suddenly, eyes glow, and entire body appears mesmorized and stiff, voice taking on an odd un-Kaldur-like tone* I do not know what you speak of. I do not know what you speak of. I do not know what you speak of. *Continues repeating quieter and quieter until voice fades away*

Sparr: Ummm okay then let's move on, no problem for the shoutout, you deserved it!

Arty: Well, I suppose it's just him in total. That's kind of like asking, "What do you like most about living?" I just can't help it. There's no one specific thing about him that draws me to him, it's just kind of his whole being. 

Sparr: Aw, M'gann you answer! And someone call in Bats for his question. I don't care if he's busy saving the world!

M'gann: No problem! That's so great that you made your own recipe, I can't wait either! It'll be so much fun!

Sparr: Oi! Did anyone get Bats on the line? 

*Random studio-ey person rushes up and murmers with Sparr for a moment.*

Sparr: *Sighs* Let's go to commercial for a moment!

*Commercial for the importance of ceilings comes on*

Sparr: And we're back! While we were on break, I managed to, uh, convince Bats to come by the studio! 

*View flashes over to where a tied-up Batman is*

Rob: Wait a minute, guys...Where did Zatanna go?

*Everyone pauses and looks around*

Sparr: Well this is awkward....

Zatanna: *Shows up* Hey, sorry guys, I had to go on a Red Vine run! *Holds up bags and bags of Red Vines*

Sparr: Yay!

*'Cheer for the life of your families.' light turns on*

Crowd: *Cheers wildly*

Sparr: Well, thank you Zatanna, for that wonderful deed! *Eats Delicious Red Vine* Now, Bats, if you could please stop cutting your bonds, and respond to your question, I won't have to kill Dick.

Rob: WAIT WHAT

Sparr: *Throws Red Vines at him*

Rob: Eh *Eats Red Vines*

'Batman': *Stops severing bonds and looks at question, which is displayed upon a large screen* You aren't Ba- *Suddenly finds himself as Bruce Wayne* What

Sparr: Well, look at that! It appears as if TML, is, in fact, Batman!

*Cheer light is once more on*

Crowd: *Cheers*

Sparr: Okay, thank you for your question, TML, and I will look forward to Roleplaying with you when we finally begin that! Next question!

Dear WildSpirit_381

You said, 

Yayyyyyy!!! The update finally came :D And since when did the *gestures in the same vague way* crowd come from?! OH, and just call me Jay. Wildspirit makes me feel like a ghost

To Robin: Do you know that another version of you doesn't wear pants? I mean like, he only wears the upper costume, no pants and pixie boots!

To Jason: Since you won't shoot me, can I hug you now?

To Superboy: NOW,do you know about Supergirl?

To M'gann: Where in the world do you get your recipe for cookies?

To Kaldur: Ever try having soup underwater?

That's about it :)

 Sparr: Sure thing, Jay! And, the crowd came *gestures in the known vague manner* Here when I kidnapped them and their families and threatened long and torturous death. :) It feels more real with my crowd, right guys?

*AGREE light comes on*

Crowd: *Shouts their agreement*

Sparr: *Smiles in a totally not crazy or villanous manner* Now, go ahead and answer your question, Rob.

*Team scoots away from Sparr*

Rob: *Blushes* Yeah, it turns out Gotham thinks I don't wear pants... They're pretty sure that I just where like a leotard...

*Jason's face pops up on the large screen in 'Here'*

Jason: YES YOU MAY HUG ME AS LONG AS YOU BREAK ME OOOOUUUUTTTT

Sparr: Jason really doesn't like Arkham....It wasn't even my fault he got thrown into Arham this time!

Jason: GET ME OUT

Sparr: I'm not sure why he hates it so much, I mean, he gets a cell next to Jonny and Eddie, so what if it's also usually next to Jokers?

*Cackle is heard in background of Skype call*

Sparr: Okay, well see ya, JayBird!

Jason: GET ME OU- *Is hung up on once more*

Sparr: M'kay, so, Supes, your turn.

SB: *Is reading something hurridly on a device*

Sparr: *Peeks over his shoulder* Oh, he's reading up on Supergirl still.

SB: SSSHHHH I'M READING

*Brief moment of silence* 

Sparr: Alright-y  then, M'gann, your turn*

M'gann: I get them usually either from Agent A, or the baking shop down the street of us! :D

Kaldur: *Looks confused* I cannot say that I have. However, I do not believe it would be easy to.

Sparr: Well, there ya have it, folks! Kal has not, in fact, eaten soup underwater! *Phone Rings*

Sparr: *Answers phone*

*MEANWHILE*

Zatanna: So, is this how you guys' show usually works?

Rob: Yep. Well, usually, KF doesn't run out, and Bruce doesn't get demoted from Batman, but other than that, pretty much.

Zatanna: Hm. That sounds... interesting. 

Rob: *Shrugs* Yeah. Personally, I thought that you'd get a question or two, as we announced you'd be here last time, but people probably forgot. 

Zatanna: :(

Sparr: OKAY GUYS IT TURNS OUT THERE'S A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS. ROCKET IS INJURED FROM SAVING THE WORLD, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE HERE AGAIN NEXT TIME, ZATANNA. ALSO, WE NEED TO HURRY OFF TO ARKHAM, CAUSE JOKER'S APPARENTLY BREAKING OUT. LET'S GO GUYS.

Sparr: AND ARTY CALL KF AND TELL HIM TO GET HIS BUTT TO ARKHAM. LET'S ROLL OUT GUYS. OH SORRY TML BUT WE NEED BATMAN BACK FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 

Bruce: *Is once more Batman*

Sparr: SEE YA GUYS! PLEASE REMEMBER TO LEAVE QUESTIONS FOR ZATANNA BECAUSE APPARENTLY ROCKET IS SELFISH AND LET HERSELF BE INJURED OT SAVE THE WORLD.

Rob: Wait what but don't we get to say goodby-?

Sparr: Nope, viewers, please imagine that they said goodbye, as we must hurry to Arkham. Bye-bye!

(A/N) OKAY GUYS SO COOKIEBEAR23 AND I ARE CURRENTLY STARTING UP AN RP OKAY IF YOU WANNA JOIN PLEASE ASK ME OR COOKIEBEAR AND WE'LL BE HAPPY TO INVITE YOU INTO THE RP(THAT HAS NOT YET OFFICIALLY STARTED BUT PROBABLY WILL SOON)

THANK YOU!