Hola Mi Amigos!(Oh, hey, Spitfire)
Sparr: Hola Mi Amigos and/or Amigas! It's questions time!
*Cheer sign lights up*
Crowd: *Cheers*
KF: Hey!
Jason: Hey.
Artemis: Hi
Rob: Hi!
Miss M: Hello!
Aqualad: Hello.
Superboy: *Grunts*
Jason: *Stares at Conner* Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
Sparr: *Snorts* Like you're one to talk.
Jason: *Grunts*
Sparr: Okay, anywho, I'm sorry it took so long for this BUT NOW IT'S SUMMER SO EXPECT REGULAR UPDATES(Until my family drags me off to go do something but eh)
*Cheer sign lights up*
Crowd: *Cheers lowdly*
KF: *Whispers to Rob* When did we get a crowd here? Where even is *gestures vaguely* Here?
Rob: *Shrugs and whispers back* I have absolutely no idea. It's just...*Also gestures vaguely* Here.
KF: *Nods, and goes back to paying attention to Sparr*
Sparr: IT'S QQQQUUUUEEEESSSTTTTIIIOOOOONNNN TIIIIMMMEEEE!!!!!
Dear sydrox,
You said,
This is awesome. Quick question for robin. Well the first not Jason. (Sorry) do you like batman when he doesn't include you in missions and stuff? And To kid flash. I think your really cool. I love you both. I'm awkward at these things.
Jason: Fine then.
Rob: Hah KF, the first question is for me! You owe me $10!
KF: Ugh fine. *Hands Rob a ten dollar bill*
Rob: Okay, now what's the question. Okay, um, well, we do get in fights sometimes because of that stuff. Like, he won't let me go on a mission, and we'll fight, then I'll go on it anyway. Usually, I get pretty mad at him at those times, and yeah, I don't usually like him then. But I still love him, you know? I just don't like him sometimes.
KF: HAH TAKE THAT ARTY AT LEAST ONE PERSON THINKS I'M COOL YOU OWE ME $10!!
Artemis: *Grumbles, and hands over $10 bill*
Sparr: OKAY WERE YOU ALL JUST BETTING ON WHAT EACH QUESTION WOULD SAY?!
*Sudden pause*
Conner: *Turns to Rob and hold out hand*
Rob: *Hands Conner a $20 bill*
Sparr: WHAT YOU SERIOUSLY BID ON THAT
*Several $5 bills make their way to Kaldur*
Sparr: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
*More money is passed around*
Sparr: THAT'S IT YOU'RE CUT OFF FROM GAMBLING I FORBID IT AND I WILL TELL BATMAN.
*There's a pause in activity, and the entire Here goes silent*
*Suddenly, $20 is handed to Miss M by every teammate, and even some of the faceless members of the crows*
Sparr: I GIVE UP ON YOU PEOPLE NEXT QUESTION
Dear KayDragon,
You said,
To KidFlash
Will he ever confess his love to Artemis ?
To Artemis
Who are closer to M'gann or Zatanna ?
To SuperBoy
Do you regret being the son of Lex Luther
To M'gann
How do you make your cookies so amazing ?
To Kaldur
How did it feel being Aqualads side kick ?
To Robin
This is going to be depressing but How did your parents die ?
To Sparr
Can You add Zatanna ? Or Rocket?
(Sparr: I'm going to assume you meant Aquaman in Kaldur's question, if not I'm sorry I didn't understand correctly. :) )
KF:*In Superspeed speech* I-I-Um-Wha-at-are-you-talking-about-I-d-don't-love-Artemis-why-would-I-love-her-with-her-stupid-perfect-beautiful-face-and-hair-and-her-in-general-and-her-infuriatingly-beautiful-voice-and-her-amazing-personality-I-don't-love-her-at-all-see?!
Everyone: .......
KF: I DON'T
Sparr: So, I think we can assume a week or so, right guys?
Rob: Tomorrow.
Conner: A few days
M'gann: Later today.
Kaldur: Within this session.
Artemis: .....
*Money talk is exchanged while Sparr sighs and moves on*
Sparr: So, Artemis, your turn to answer.
Artemis: Probably M'gann. I mean, Zatanna and I are friends and all, but I've known M'gann longer, and am around her more.
Sparr: Nice answer.
Miss M: *Mauls Arty with hugs* AW THANK YOU SO MUCH ARTEMIS!!!
Artemis: *Awkwardly pats M'gann's back* Yeahhh.....
SB: *Grunts*
Sparr: Give a real answer, Supes.
SB: *Stares and Sparr and grunts again*
Sparr: Do I have to use my author powers on you???
SB: *Sighs* I guess I kind of do, but at the same time, it's a part of me. Just because Luther is a villain doesn't make him any less in my genes. And what would be the point of regreting it? I can't do anything to prevent it, and like I said, he's a part of me. Without both of my genetic fathers, I wouldn't be me.
Everyone: *Stares at him*
SB: *Turns to Sparr* Happy?
Sparr: *Mouth hung open, nods*
Miss M: *Hugs SB* Aw, Conner!
Sparr: We'll see you, after the break! (*Whispers* Go to comercial!!!)
*Wendy's commercial plays*
(*Please ignore this brief pause in which everyones brains were rebooting from hearing Conner speak so much and so sincerely.*)
Sparr: And we're back! M'gann, it looks like it's your turn to answer!
M'gann: *Brightens as she sees the question* Well, you see, I bake them with love and care, and with the help of a recipe given to me by a relative of Robin and Batman's- Agent A! :)
Sparr: Oh, Agent A. :)
Sparr: Anywho, time for your answer, Kaldur! How did it feel to be Aquaman's sidekick?
Rob: *Absentmindly* Partner. *Whines* When are we gonna get to my question?
Kaldur: I enjoyed my time as my king's partner, he may have doubted me a time or two, but we trusted each other fully, much like with my new partners. However, he had this odd habit of always taking my left water holder if I left them sitting around, and putting it outside....
Sparr: There you have it, Ladies and Gentlemen. Aqualad himself admits that our very own American(I think) hero, Aquaman, is one odd duckling. *Laughs*
*Laugh sign turns on*
Crowd: *Laughs*
Sparr: And, now, it's time for *Glances at card* Robin to answer! So, Rob, please answer this 'depressing' quesiton, of, "How did your parents-' *trails off for a moment before saying the rest* '-die?' Oh. That is depressing.....
Rob: I-I- Um I take it back I don't wanna get to my question anymore.
*Meanwhile, team is shocked that his parents are dead, minus Wally, who A) already knows, and, B) is still internally dying over Artemis*
Sparr: Sorry, man, you gotta answer it. I guess I could make the rest of the team go away for a minute while you answer?
Rob: *takes a deep breath* No, they can stay, they'd find out eventually, anyway. Especially Arty.
Artemis: *Is extremely confused*
Rob: *Smiles fondly* Well, as you might know, I lived in a circus when I was younger. Literally. It was Haleys Circus. My parents and I did trapeze. Well, my parents did. I could do trapeze too, when practicing, but I'd never done one of the acts with them, I was too little.
One day, our traveling circus came into Gotham. Naturally, I was pretty excited, as I'd heard a lot about the big city.
However, just a little bit after we'd gotten there, a man showed up. *Robin's expression grows angry and rather resentful* No, not a man. A monster.
A monster by the name of Tony Zucco...He showed up, and wanted to see Pop Haley, saying that he had business with him.
Naturally, Pop Haley came out to see him. They talked for a while, and, being a curious child, I listened in on them.
I didn't realize it at the time, but Tony Zucco was a gang lord, and what he was doing, was threatening Pop Haley. He told Pop Haley that it could be dangerous in Gotham, and that they could do with a little protection. That it would only cost him a bit of money, and wasn't that worth the safety of his circus?
Pop Haley said no, and told Zucco to get off of the circus grounds. Told him that if he saw the man again on circus grounds, he'd call the police.
Zucco got all red in the face, as he pushed out of the tent, pushing me down on his way out. I remember his exact words, to this day.
He said, "You'll regret this Haley. You'll regret this a lot." Nothing too ominous, except for the fact that it was coming from an angry gotham crime lord.
Soon after that, was our opening day for when we'd be there. We wanted to open with a bang, so it was gonna be a big show. Everything was all set up, and there was even the added attraction of the youngest of my family, me, preforming for the first time with my parents.
There were lots of people there, and I got all dressed up in my costume. I had makeup on my face, and a costume. I even had a 'stage name'- my parents nickname for me. Robin.
Before I went up, I noticed the same angry man was messing with the trapze things. I saw him, and went to tell Pop Haley, but he was already starting the show.
In the excitement of my first preformance, I forgot all about Zucco. Which was the worst mistake I've ever made.
My parents and I were finally up, we were the closing act. My parents would do their daring act first, with no safety net like usual, and then they'd put the safety net up, and I'd join my parents.
As my parents flipped about on the trapeze, I noticed several things. First of all, I noticed the man, Zucco, was in the crowd, and he appeared amused. I also noticed two other things. One, my parents were staring in horror up at the trapeze equipment, and, two, the trapeze equipment was coming apart.
And there was nothing on the ground to save my parents.
Desperatly, I screamed for my mom and dad, and she screamed my name. I held out my hand, and, and she held out hers, we were so close, our fingertips were almost touching, and if I could grab her hand, then maybe I could pull her up onto the ledge.
Then, gravity decided to come back into play.
She slipped right past my hand, and both of my parents died right in front of me, their bodies splayed on the ground. The entire circus erupted into chaos, but I didn't even notice.
I climbed down the ladder, and rushed to my parents sides, begging them to get up.
They didn't.
That was the last time the Flying Graysons flew.
It was also the day Richard Grayson became an orphan. *With that, Rob pulled his mask off to show his watery blue eyes, dulled with emotional pain*
*everyone is silent for a moment, a sobbing M'gann and crying Artemis comforting each other, while a solemn Kaldur and Conner stood beside each other, silent. Only Kf moved, reaching his arms out, and pulling Rob forward in a hug*
Sparr: Please excuse this brief brake, we'll be right back.
*Ten Minutes Later*
Sparr: Aaaand we're back! Sorry about that folks, we just had to deal with some emotional trauma! No big deal! Now, for the last question from KayDragon! Oh! It's for me! :)
Sparr: Let's see, can I add Zatanna or Rocket in? Hmm... I suppose Zatanna can guest star next chapter, Rocket the chapter after that! :)
*Cheer SignTurns on*
Crowd: *Cheers*
Sparr: Okay, now time for the next question!
Dear TheMonsterLives,
You said,
To Robin:
Can you teach me how to hack into the Pentagon?
To Kid Flash:
When will you confess your love for Artemis?
To Artemis:
When will you confess your love for KF and can you help me with my archery skills?
To M'gann:
Can I cook with you?
To Superboy:
Can I hug you?
To Kaldur'ahm:
Can I call you "fish"?
To Jason:
Can I be your partner?
And finally to the Team:
Can I join you guys if Jason doesn't allow me to be his partner?
Sparr: Hey, shoutout to TheMonsterLives, they're the one that reminded me to post this chapter! :)
Rob: Okay, now I'm going to answer a hopefully non-depressing quesiton that hopefully won't reveal my secret identity to anyone.
Artemis: I still can't believe I've gone to school with you for so long! Does Barbara know?!
Rob: Er, we'll talk about that at a different time....
Artemis: *Sighs* Ooooffff course she does.....
Rob: Okay, so, your question! Yeah, sure! However, you'd probably need to come by the Batcave, or the Mountain, as then I can show you better! :)
KF: OKAY FINE I LOVE ARTEMIS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW I LOVE HER AND HER BEAUTFUL FACE AND HER AND HER HAIR AND HER PERSONALITY AND HOW SHE THREATENS TO SHOOT ME WITH AN ARROW BUT I KNOW THAT SHE'D NEVER ACTUALLY DO IT AND HOW WHEN SHE'S FRUSTRATED HER EYEBROWS SCRUNCH UP AND HOW RED HER FACE GETS WHEN SHE'S ANGRY, AND HOW BEAUTIFUL HER SMILE IS AND HOW WHEN SHE'S TIRED SHE'S SO TRUSTING AND EASY TO TALK TO AND HOW I KNOW I COULD TALK TO HER ABOUT ANYTHING AND SHE WOULDN'T BETRAY MY TRUST EVEN THOUGH SHE MIGHT TEASE ME A LITTLE OKAY ARE YOU GUYS FREAKING HAPPY NOW *Pants*
Artemis: ....
*Money is slowly passed over to Kaldur as everyone watches the two- the crowd, the team, Jason, and Sparr all silent*
KF: *Stutters out that Artemis doesn't have to say anything and they can keep being just friends*
Artemis: Wally....
KF: Y-yeah?
Artemis: *reaches her hand out, grabs his collar, and slams her lips onto his.*
*ONE PASSIONATE KISS LATER*
KF: Soooo.... does that mean you like me too? If so, will you be my girlfriend, Artemis?
Artemis: Yes and yes, you idiot, now let's get back to the questions.
Sparr: Well, you already answered half of your question, Arty. Now they just want to know if you'll help them with archery.
Artemis: Yeah, sure, just come down to the Mountain some time and I'll help.
Sparr: M'gann, your turn!
Miss M: Of course you can cook with me! :D
Sparr: Okay, that was quick, Supes?
SB: *Grunts*
Sparr: *translates* Basically just jump him with a hug when you come to the Mountain to cook, train, and hack. Kal?
Kaldur: Yes, I suppose you may?
Sparr: Okay, Jay, your turn.
Jason: No.
Sparr: Aw, c'mon Jay don't be mean!
Jay: No.
Sparr: Fiiine, guys, will you let TheMonsterLives join you?
Kaldur: Well, since we will already be accepting them into the Mountain, I sup-
Batman: No. TheMonsterLives will in no way be joining Jason, the Team, or any other super hero, anti-hero, or villain.
Jason: *Grins* In that case, feel free to join me.
Batman: *Scowls at Jason*
Jason: *Doesn't care*
*Batman uses Scowl*
*It doesn't effect Jason!*
*Jason uses coolness factor*
*it's super effective!*
*Batman fainted!*
Sparr: Alright, moving on then, someone move Batman's body, or someone will trip.
Jason: *Smiles smugly and someone pushes it through the folds of the universe so that it lands on the floor of the Batcave*
Sparr: TIME FOR OUR LAST QUESTION GUYS
Dear WildSpirit_381
You said,
This Is frickin' awesome :)
This goes out to everyone: Have you met the avengers? Preety dumb question,but seriously, there are sooo many superhero groups and it's like they have no idea about each other
To Kid Flash: You're totally awesome
To M'gann: Do you have a crush on Conner
To Conner: Yes,their is a supergirl,use wikipedia,it'll give you a decent answer
And lastly to Jason: Will you shoot me if I hug you?
Sparr: Aw, I know, I do a great job kidnapping superheroes and forcing them against their will to answer questions given to them by random fangirls(and boys) all the while keeping them from fighting against me by supplying them with things that they like whenever they oppose me, right? :)
KF: WHA- *Is handed a package of Red Vines* Ooh yummy
Kaldur: No, I do not believe we as a team have met these 'Avengers', WildSpirit.
Rob: Actually I have.
Jason: So have I. Loki's actually pretty awesome.
Sparr: Yeah, he is. Pretty good for a villain. Plus, I mean, he did save those kids soooo....
Rob: I still can't believe you guys joined LOKI and left me alone with Captain How Do I Life, Mr. and Mrs. I Have Identity Issues, A NORSE GOD, and TONY STARK. TONY. STARK. I COULD HAVE DIED.
Sparr: But Loki was much more fun! And we invited you to join us!
Rob: No you didn't- you invited IRONMAN to join you!
Sparr: Oh....Whoopsies. To be fair you two are kinda alike. Rich. Male. Smart. Tecky. Sassy. and you look kinda similar.
Rob: HE WAS WEARING THE IRONMAN SUIT
Sparr: Oh yeah... eh
Rob: *Sighs*
KF: I AM AWESOME AREN'T I?!
Sparr: Miss M, your turn
Miss M: *Blushes and glances at Conner* I, um...*Nods quickly when he look away*
Sparr: Aww, so cute, your turn now, Con! Looks like this has some info on Supergirl!
SB: What what is it?!
Sparr: It says to use Wikipedia for Supergirl
SB: ...
Sparr: *Waits expectantly*
SB: ...What's Wikipedia?
Sparr: *Sighs* Rob, can you please show Supes here what Wikipedia is?
Rob: Sure, why not. C'mere, Con, I shall unveil to you- THE SECRETS OF THE UNVERSE *Evil Cackle*
*Nervously Cheer sign flashes on*
Crowd: *Begins to nervously cheer*
Sparr: You have the last quesiton, Jay!
Jason: Nah, I'm in way too good of a mood to shoot anyone right now. *Smugly smirks once more at the thought of himself beating Batman in a Pokemon super/anti hero battle*
Sparr: Okay, well, see ya next time! Hope everyone enjoyed this! If you did not, I shall point out to you that I JUST STAYED UP UNTIL PAST 1 AM FOR YOU GUYS YOURE WELCOME Say goodbye collectively, guys.
Everybody: Bye!
*Say farewell sign flickers on*
Crowd: Farewell!
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