Henceforth I vow to never read other people's 'Tagged' chapters. If you have made such a vow yourself, turn back now.

Dangit, poweraph got me.

Worst name to give a child?

Mantaraylee (I literally wanted my sister to be called this). Or the first name of any famous book character, if you have the same surname.

Best InspiroBot quote?

Funniest name you've heard used?

I could roast some of my IRL friends, but that'd be mean.

That said, I'd probably go for Julia, because it's a common name with so many different pronunciations, and it's karma for when people mispronounce my name when I hear someone mispronounce the name 'Julia'.

First thing five-year-old self would do if inhabiting my current self?

ThIs IsNt My RoOm! OoOh TiNy ScArEcRoW!

I'm giving absolutely zero context for the second part of that.

Which talking animal would be the rudest?

So there's this cat in my neighbourhood...

Most ridiculous fact you know?

There are actually good people on this planet.

Sum up the internet in one sentence.

Where all scum and evil (and good people, if they actually exist) go to die of laughter and make others do the same.

What the world would be like if it was filled with just male and female copies of you?

It'd go one of two ways: everyone would kill each other and then themselves, or everyone would minimise social interaction and just be happy.

Worst thing the government could make illegal?

(Insert any culture, no matter the size or influence, here)

Peanut butter by any other name?

Dark chocolate's good friend.

How would you prove you were sane?

Drop my S̸͜͞T̕͡U҉͘͘͡P͡͏̸͡͞Ì̴̵̛D̴̨̡͘͜ ̴̨̀͏̸F̴͜A̷̧̕Ç̴À̧̡͢͝D̶̨̛̕͠E̴̶̢̢ and act like a normal human being for five whole minutes.

Toilet paper, over or under?

Do I LOOK like I care?

Best in-joke?

DadadadadadadadadaDADADADAdaDadadada *gasp* DadadadadaDAdada CHILLED GREASE!

Worst 'buy one get one free'?

Terrible political leaders.

Actually, this was kinda fun!

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I tag everyone who laughed or cried at least once whilst reading this Oneshots book!

This has been Pi, I'll see y'all at some point in the future!