No one will read this, but I like complaining in my books so haha :p.
Okay first of all, I don't really get how guys can just sit in the most awkwardess and most uncomfortable position during sports. I'm not saying all guys do this, but it's bothering me and it looking like you're trying to amputate your legs doesn't help it.
Second of all, doesnt it like hurt? I have never seen a human being spread their legs so wide that it makes you think they're doing something. I'm not the type to think about it, but when I do it means something.

Seriously?! How the hell did that guy stand up and casually walk back to class like his legs weren't an ocean apart?! Dear gawd.