Agle din

Aur humari ladies toli wapas college gyi hai aur firse kuch na kuch hungama kar kr aayi hai.

Ab kya kr ke aayi hai, wo aap unse hi puche.

Filhaal evening ka time hai, aur inki planning chal rahi hai.

Kya planning? Ye pata lagane ki, ki Yukti aaj kal itna phone me kisko dekh dekh kar hasti rehti hai.

Helena: toh bhai log! Sab set?

Bhoomi: haa! Sabse pehle unko uljha kar phone se dur karenge.

Sarah: fir unka phone check karenge.

Priyal: pata lagayenge baat kya hai...

Khyati: aur agar hum jaisa soch rahe hai waisa hi hai, toh fir hum unko support krenge!

Shifa: yup! Ab plan execute krenge jab wo ghar aajayengi...

Others: yesss!!

Sarah: bhai log, tumko nhi lgta ye ladko ki toli dimag ka dahi kr rhi h?

Bhoomi: lagta toh hai. Humare peeche hi pad jaate h dekh lete hai toh.

Priyal: par kuch bhi bolo, dikhne me toh bomb hai sab ke sab!

Sarah: i agree...

Helena: dikhne me toh hai, par dimag me gobar hai sabke!

Shifa: par Zayan banda cute hai! Respectful bhi!

Helena: madam, aapka dimag thik toh hai?

Shifa: haa, kyu?

Helena: jab dimag thik hai toh ye bhi sochle ki wo unke hi group me se hai!

Shifa: unke group mese hai toh kya hua, humse ladai toh nhi krta na! Dekha nhi, us din sab chair ke liye lad rahe the aur wo bol rha tha ki chair ladkiyon ko dedo!

Khyati: bol kar bhi ghanta kuch nhi ukhad paya!

Shifa: whatever....

Khyati: in ladko ki toli ka kuch karna padega...

Bhoomi: jaise?

Khyati: jaise... Inko sabak sikhana padega...

Priyal: woh kaise?

Helena: hum baad me sochenge wo... Abhi dekho, di aagayi hai.. toh, shuru kare?

Others: zarur....

Wo actually staircase me chup kar khade hai aur sab kuch chup-chap dekh aur sun rahe hai.

Aur isse pehle ki wo kuch kar paate, Yukti apne parents ke pass ek nervous expression ke saath jaati hai aur unke side me baith jaati hai...

(Kusur-phusur start)

Priyal: di ko kya hua?

Khyati: pta nahi...

Bhoomi: let's wait and watch?

Others: yup!

(Khusur-phusur band)

Yukti: uhh... Maa, baba...

Baba: hmmm bolo...

Yukti: wo...kuch kehna tha aap logo se...

Maa: kaho...

Yukti: wo... Uh... Wo... Uhmmm... I have a boyfriend!

Maa/Baba: hainnn??!!! Ye kab hua?! Kaise hua?!!

Shifa: kaise hua, kaise hua, tu itna zaruri, kaise hua-

Helena: abey Jhalak Dikh laja 2.0, hogya tera?

Sarah: Jhalak ek dancing show hai....

Helena: jo bhi, filhaal di pe concentrate kro!

Aur firse inka dhayan Yukti pe...

Yukti: wo uh... 1 mahine pehle... Usne propose kiya tha... Aur maine a-accept krliya...

Baba: kabse jaanti ho use? Naam kya hai? Photo wagera kuch hai?

Yukti: Uska naam Jai hai, Age 27. Use 1 saal se jaanti hu, jabse company join ki thi, tabse. Aur haa, photo hai. Dekhiye

Aur wo apne mummy-papa ko photo dikhati hai Jai ki



Maa: wah, kya dikhta hai ye!

Haaye aisi hi mummy chahiye!

Priyal: ye Jai kaun hai??

Bhoomi: humare hone wale Jija ji...

Khyati: abey yaar, uska woh mtlb nhi tha...

Priyal: mera mtlb tha ki ye Jai kaun hai as a person.

Bhoomi: smjh nhi aaya par koi na.

Sarah: toochiya...

Yukti: toh, kaisa lga aap logo ko wo?

Maa: dikhne me toh accha hai... Personality wagera kaisi h iski?

Yukti: bohot hi sweet sa Banda hai! Aur mujhse bohot pyaar krta hai...! He's really good! Agar aap usse milenge toh aapko bhi wo pasand aajayega!!

Shifa: meko bhi dekhna h ye Jai dikhta kaisa h...

Helena: apun log chalenge jasoosi krne baad me...

Khyati: ye sahi hai!

Baba: usse kaho kal aaye humare ghar apne maa-baba ke saath.

Yukti: dad you're the best!! *She hugged her dad*

Baba: tell me something I don't know! *Full swag me*

Maa: Korea ke president ka naam jaante ho?

Baba: *broke the hug* ye kaisa sawaal hua?

Maa: "tElL mE sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T kNoW" *mimics and smiles sarcastically*

Helena: aaj pta chala hum me itni savageness kaha se aayi...

Other girls: for real...

Maa: Moon Jae-in, yaad rakhlo.

Baba: she and her obsession with Korea... *Sigh* *whispers*

Maa: kuch kaha?

Baba: maine kaha zarur maate!

Maa: sab ke wab dinner ke liye aajao.... Ladkiyon ki toli, aajao neeche dinner ke liye!!

Aur ladkiyon ki toli wapas room me gayi aur waha se chillane lagi

"Aaye maaa"

Aur sab aakar neeche dinner kar ke wapas room me sone chale gaye...

1:30 AM

Yukti aadhe ghante pehle offline hogayi thi sastagram- instagram me, aur ab sabhi ladkiyan uske room ke bahar khade hai. Aur andar jaane ka mauka dhoond rhe hai...

Khusur-phusur start

Helena: chale?

Priyal: zarur...

Aur wo ye sure krne ke liye ki yukti so chuki hai, uske room ke door pe kaan laga ke sun rahe hote hai....

Jab....

Gate khulta hai aur sab ke sab room ke andar girte hai...

Yukti: tumlog itni raat ko yaha kya kar rhe ho??

Shifa: w-wo dii h-hum, Sarah se puchiye!

Sarah: wo uh h-hum, Helena se puchiye!

Helena: Bhoomi se puchiye!

Bhoomi: Priyal se puchiye!

Priyal: Khyati se puchiye!

Khyati: ab mai kisse puchne bolu...

Khyati: *awkward smile* hum dekhne aaye the aap t-thik toh hai ya nahi... Hehe...

Yukti: Oh, accha. Dekh liya? Ab jao, jakar sojao.

Other girls: ji, dii.

Aur wo sab room me chale jaate hai...

Yukti: *smile* sidhe sidhe puch sakte the ki Jai ki photo dekhni thi... Duffers...

Aur wo bhi sone chali jaati hai...

Aapko bata de... Kal Saturday hai... Aur kal Jai ke parents aane wale hai... Yukti ke ghar...

Subah subah

Ladkiyon ki maa: NALAYAKO UTH JAO AAJ LADKE WALE AAYENGE!!!!

Shifa: subah subah shuru hogayi mother india... *Says with close eyes and sleeps while hugging Sarah*

Aapko batade, Sarah aur Shifa ke saath sote hai, ek bed pe...

Helena × Bhoomi

Priyal × Khyati

Aur Yukti ka apna khud ka room hai...

Milte h aapse agle bhaag me... Tab tak, be safe, and don't trouble your mata-pita and bharat mata... Jai Hind!

- AN