Aaj hai shaadi. Yukti aur Jai ki...

Saare busy hai preparations me. Humare pyaare couples dance performance ke liye practice kar rhe hai.

Bhoomi: Yash tujhe dance bhi nhi aata yaar!

Yash: mai thodi paida hote hi dance krne lag gya tha

Bhoomi: uffff *sighs*
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Jatin: are footwork pe dhyan de! Left pair side me le ja, haa, fir peeche, yea!

Helen: nhi ho rha h! Hard h ye!

Jatin: rukja mai dikhata hu. Aise karte hai..
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Yusuf: puri zindagi me naacha hai kabhi tumne?!

Sarah: nacha nhi hai par tum jaiso ko nachaya zarur h! Ab tum ye step sikhaoge ya mai jau?

Yusuf: ugh. Aise karte hai! Right foot saamne, then up, side kick, then down! Smjhi???

Sarah: haa haa whatever!
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Jai: tum bride ho! Perform nhi krogi?

Yukti: kar lungi! Steps?

Jai: mai hoon na~ mai sikha dunga don't worry!

He went behind her, wrapped his one hand around her waist, the other one held her hand from the back, as he showed her the steps.
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Khyati: mujhe dance aata hai! Apna dekho.

Vihaan: dance nhi hota mere se kya karu?

Khyati: try kro na! Sab perform kr rhe hai..hume bhi krna hoga!!
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Zayan: dance nhi aata tumhe?

Shifa: nahi! Pehle kiya karti thi fir choddh diya maine.

Zayan: dw, mai Sikha dunga! *smile*
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Harsh: meko dance aata h!

Priyal: mujhe toh sikha do!

Harsh: oh haa sure!
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Shaam ka waqt

Stage set ho chuka tha. Mehlman bhi aa chuke the. Gama side me baith kr sb kuch dekh rha tha. Ab time tha performance ka...

Siddharth (Seo-Jun) aur Kiara (Ju-Kyung) stage me chaddhe. Kiara ne Mike liya, aur bola.

Kiara: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the grand wedding! Yaha aane ka bohot bohot thank you! Hum aapka tahe-dil se shukriya ada krte hai!

*everyone claps*

Sid: aaj ki is already-special shaam ko aur special banane ke liye, we represent you with dance performances!! Let's get started!! Girls, let's go! Babe, you too! *winks*

Humari 6 heroines, and Kiara:

Yusuf: damn!

Jatin: pataka-

Zayan: haayeee~

Yash: waise toh mai sakht londa hu par yaha mai pighal gaya~

Sid: yess my babe SLAY!!!

Harsh: yaar ye kitni awesome hai yaar~

Vihaan: aise dilon pe na churiya chala-

(Author is high on kookain)

Sid (climbs on the stage): now now, that was a fire performance! Ab aayenge ladke wale!!

Humare 6 hero's:

Bhoomi: he's hot bruh~

Shifa: ye banda kitna hot hai yaar~

Helen: damn-

Sarah: hell-

Khyati: mai marjawan-

Priyal: oh my-

Kiara: that was awesome! Should we have some duet now?? *woohoo* alllllrightt!! Let's welcome Jatin and Helen!! *claps*

Jatin and Helen:

Sid: now let's welcome Yash and Bhoomi!

Yash & Bhoomi:

Sarah and Yusuf:

Harsh and Priyal:

(Ignore the last part)

Vihaan and Khyati:

Zayan and Shifa:

"LET'S WELCOME THE BRIDE AND GROOM NOW!"

Jai and Yukti:

Sid: WOOHOO!! WHAT A FABULOUS PERFORMANCE!! AAG LAGA DI GUYSS!!!

Helen: toh chalo ab shaadi start-

Yeh keh hi rhi thi jab koi haweli me enter kiya.

??: Meri zindagi barbaad karke apne bete ki shaadi kara rhe ho? *chuckles*

[Gun fire]

Sab stage se utar gaye aur ek saath khade hogaye.

Aur mehmaan freak out ho kar bhaagne lage.

Mr. Singhania: Kaun ho tum?

Mr Singhania use pehechaan nhi paa rhe the par ladke ladkiyon ne use pehechaan liya tha. Ye wahi tha.

Saare ladke-ladkiyan ek dusre ko panic ho kar dekhte hai aur kehte hai...

Sarah: ye toh wahi hai....

Everyone (in sync): Suryabhaan!

Suryabhaan: bhool gaye mai kaun hu? Isi haweli se dhakke de kar nikala tha na 15 saal pehle?

Mr. Singhania: Suraj?! Kyu aaye ho tum yaha? kya chahiye tumhe?!

Suryabhaan: tum sabki maut! Maine 15 saal bohot kuch jhela hai. Bezzati, gareebi aur na jaane kya kya! Ab tumhari baari. Mai ab tumhara naukar nhi rha, India ke one of the leading companies ka malik hu! Smjhe?!

Gama suryabhaan ke pass jaata hai aur use woh painting dikhata hai.

Gama: yeh dekho! Humara ateet. Kuch yaad aaya? Suryabhaan, in Sab ne mil kar mere bhai ko maara tha. Ab mai, inhe maar dunga! Hum dono ka maksad ek hi hai, in Sab ki maut. Kya tum isme mere saath ho?

Suryabhaan: haan! Mujhe Sab kuch yaad hai waise bhi. Iske liye mere dreams ka shukriya ada kar sakte ho.

Jatin: e-ek second!! Hain???!!! Humne kya krdiya?!

Yusuf: bhai mujhe nhi marna! Meri toh gf bhi nahi bani abhi tak!!

Zayan: behenchod? Yeh serious matter hai for FUCK'S SAKE BE SERIOUS!!

And they all went silent...

Zayan: aur haa, aap, Mr. Suraj... aisa kya kardiya mere papa ne jo aap Jaan lene pe aagaye?

Suraj: tumhare pyaare 'papa' ne 15 saal pehle mujhe bezzat karke isi haweli se dhakke maar kar nikala tha!

Zayan: acha. Aur aap yeh nhi btayenge ki aapne jewellery, 3 lakh cash, laptop, aur tb ki recent-deal-documents churaye the?

Suraj: k-kya? Yeh sab jhooth hai! Mai ek wafadaar naukar tha.

Zayan: oh? Nhi mtlb, sabko apni tarah gadha samjha hua hai? Bhale hi chhota tha us waqt, par aapki tarah bewakoof toh definitely nahi tha. Yaad hai mujhe jo bhi hua tha.

Aur sach bolu? Aap deserve karte ho woh sab kuch.

Suryabhaan: bacche, bohot bhonk rha hai tu! Gama, chalo inka khel Khatam kare.

Gama Harsh ke pass aata hai aur uska collar pakad kar use hawa me uda deta hai.

Gama: mere bhai ko mara!! Tumlogo ko zinda nhi choddhunga!!

Meanwhile, Suryabhaan knife yani chaaku leke Mr. Singhania ke pass gya par...

Yash: kidhar chale naukar? Ek mukka toh khate jao! *punch right on his nose*

Suryabhaan ke haath se woh chaku gir jaata hai aur woh zameen par girta hai apni bleeding naak le kar.

Yash: papa, mummy, uncle, aunty, saare log, bahar jao aur gaadi me baitho! Aur, dusri wali haweli me jao!

Saare old people's aur cousins chale gaye bahar.

Suryabhaan: uhh lag gayi!-

Yash: oops... waise.. Lagne ke liye hi maara tha maine~

Yusuf ye dekhta hai aur woh chaaku utha kar Gama ke [backside] ki taraf phekta hai kyuki usne abhi tak Harsh ko hold kiya hua tha.

Par usi time Jatin aajata hai aur Gama ko vase se maar deta hai. Aur... chaaku uske... peeche wale part (hindi me use pichwada kehte hai) me ghus jaata hai.

Jatin: AHHHH!! MAAR DALA RE!

Yusuf: shit bro sorry!!

Woh chaku uske pichwade se nikal deta hai.

Jatin: AB NIKALA KYU MADARCHOD!!!

Yusuf: FIRSE SORRY!

Yusuf firse woh chaku uske pichwade me ghusa deta hai.

Jatin: AB CHAKU GHUSAYA KYU?! HARAMKHOR KUTTA KAMINA BEHENCHOD-

Tabhi Yusuf bhaag jata hai aur Helen uske pass aati hai

Helen: Jatin tu thik hai?!

Jatin: meri maa kis angle se thik lg rha hu mai-

Helen Jatin ko lekar sabke pass chali jaati hai.

Ab Sab ek side par the aur Suryabhaan dusri side par. Gama ladko ke saamne behosh pda tha.

Suryabhaan ke haath me gun thi.

Suryabhaan: toh toh toh... mere pyaare dushman ke pyaare beto... yeh gun dekh rhe ho? Bohot expensive hai. Ab btao, sabse pehle kisko maaru? Yash? Jatin? Harsh? Ya fir.. the great, intelligent, Sab kuch yaad rakhne wala Zayan? *chuckles*

Bhoomi: abey chal na behen ke Laude! Nikal idhar se!

Surybhaan: *giggle* bohot bolti ho tum~ arey, mai bhi na! Sabse pehle Tumlogo ko kuch yaad dilana toh bhul hi gaya mai! Yaad hai, pichle janam me, kaise tum sabko alag kiya tha maine? Kisi ki Daastan-E-Mohobbat puri nhi ho payi thi! Aaj bhi wahi hoga!

Vihaab: matlab kya hai tumhara?

Yukti: woh mandap jo hum par gira tha... yaad hai? Woh gira nhi tha, balki giraya gaya tha! Isi Suryabhaan ne giraya tha!

Yash: matlab, jis mandap ke Girne ki wajah se Gama ki bhi maut hui thi, woh aapne giraya tha?

Yash Jatin ko secretly kuch ishare krta hai par poor boy, kuch smjh nhi aata use.

Jatin: (whisper-yells) chiii, Yash bhai! Aap ladke bhi cheddne lage? Wo bhi, apne khud ke bhai ko? Aapse yeh Umeed nhi thi!

Yash ek disgusted sa face bana kar use gaali de kar ignore kar deta hai.

Aur Zayan ko ishare krta hai. Intelligent banda, samajh gaya.

Usne Yusuf ke kaan me kuch bola aur fir shuru hogaya drama.

Zayan: yeh aap kya keh rhe hai? Aapne itna sab kuch kiya?!

Suryabhaan: *proud* hah! Tumhe toh pta bhi nhi maine is haweli ko Paane ke liye aur Rajkumar banne ke liya kya kya kiya tha!

Harsh: kehna kya chahte hai? Iska matlab aapne isse bhi bada kuch kiya??

In the meantime, Yusuf Gama ke haath ko apne pair se kuchal raha tha so that woh uth jaaye.

Suryabhaan: ha! Maine toh Gama ke bhai ko bhi marwaya tha aur saara dosh Rajkumar Jai aur unke pita shree par daal diya tha! Bechara Gama, mujh par vishwas bhi kar liya aur tum logo ki Jaan lene par tul gaya. *laughs* I must say, plan bohot sahi kiya tha maine.

Yash: hawww! Aapne itna kuch plan kiya? Damn!!

Suryabhaan: *proud* ha! I know I'm the best!

Jatin ko finally smjh me aajata hai ki chal kya rha hai toh woh kehta hai

Jatin: hoo!! Aapne Gama ke bhai ko maar dala tha?! Fir baad me Gama ko bhi?!

Suryabhaan: *smirk* ha bhai haa! Maine hi maara tha Gama aur uske bhai ko. Tumlogo par bhi mandap maine hi giraya tha!

Aur Gama yeh sun leta hai. Woh uth kar growl karta hai aur kehta hai

"GAMA MAAREGA!"

Par tumlogo ko ek secret pta hai?

Suryabhaan usi mandap ke neeche khada hai. Same scene, same characters. Bas places swapped hai.

Woh kehte hai na, history repeats itself.

Well, it definitely does...

Suryabhaan: mai is haweli ko hi bomb se uda dunga! Buddhe ko toh nahi maar paya, par uske bacchon ko toh definitely maar sakta hu!

Woh bomb nikalta hai aur haath pe use pakadta hai.

Tab hi Gama use attack krta hai aur uske haath se bomb gir jaata hai aur uska pin open ho jata hai.

Yusuf: guys, RUN!!!

Sab door ki taraf bhaagte hai. Gama use maar rha tha. Jab woh cheekhe aur idhar udhar daudne ki awaz sunta hai, woh peeche dekhta hai.

Tab hi Zayan bhaagte bhaagte opposite direction me bhaagta hai aur Gama ka haath pakad kar use apne saath bahar kheechta hai.

Suryabhaan uth kar bhaagne ki koshish krta hai par bomb blast ho jata hai aur mandap uske uppar gir jaata hai.

Just like how it happened 600 years ago.

Sabhi ladke ladkiyan dekhte hai haweli ko blast hote hue

Shifa: mujhe bura lag rha hai uske liye...

Yash: hushhh, duniya se ek bojh kam hua.

Jai: humari shaadi ka kya?! Haweli toh ud gayi!

Vihaan: chinta kyu karte ho! Hum hai na! Dusri haweli ko Yun saja denge!

Harsh: pehle chalo toh Dusri haweli me! Mummy papa pohonch gaye honge already!

Aur sab bus me baith kar chal diye.

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8 hours later

Haweli saj chuki thi. Sab ready the. Naach gaana zoro se chal rha tha. Ab, bas Pandit ji ke aane ka intezar tha.

Thodi der baad Pandit ji bhi aagaye.

Pandit ji: ab kanya ke pitaji aa kar ladki ka kanyadaan kare.

Uske baad, sindoor, mangalsutra aur 7 phere hote hai. Meanwhile Sab flowers phek rhe hote hai dulha Dulhan ke uppar.

Uske baad vidaai hoti hai, aur Yukti, Jai ke saath, car me baith kar chali jaati hai wapas apne asli ghar. Sitamgarh ke bahar.

Jai ke mummy papa Dusri car le kar nikal jaate hai.

Vihaan: hm kab jayenge ghar wapas?

Zayan: kal subhe. Ab change krke sojao sab. Let's go.

In the car

Jai: yukti, rona band kro! Okay? Its fine!

Yukti: but mai mummy papa ko miss kr rhi hun!

Jai: koi baat nhi hm kal hi unse jaa kar mil lenge.

Yukti: k-kal?

Jai: hmmm. Tumhe milna hai na, toh mai le jaunga kal. Tumhe khud choddh kar aaunga. Ab rona band kro please. I don't like when you cry. Pta h na tumhe?

Yukti: hmmm....

Jai: ufff, idhar aao *spreads his arms wide*

Yukti usko hug kr leti hai and he also wraps his arms around her protectively and lovingly.

Jai: I'm here okay? Rona band kro ab. Jaldi ghar pohonch jayenge.

Jai: First night manani hai ki nhi~ *he teased*

Yukti: oh shut up! *she whined* idhar mai emotional ho rhi hu tumhe yeh saari baatein krni hai!

Jai laughed and kissed her head as she smiled and blushed.
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Agle din

Sab uth kar neeche aate hai. Sab just abhi abhi so kar uthe hai. Din ke 2 baj rhe hai. Considering ki kal kitni late soye the sab, it's pretty expected.

Nashtah krne ke baad yeh log hall room me chale gaye aur relax hogye.

Shifa: next week se college resume ho rhe hai na humare?

Yusuf: ah shit here we go again! Mujhe nhi jaana h college! Subah subah uthna pdta h!

Sarah: same yaar. Isse accha mai aaram se kambal me ghus kar so jau.

Sab lazy ho kar sofa pe pade the.

Khyati: ready nhi hona hai tum logo ko? Nikalna hai ghar ke liye. Chalo jaldi! Ready hojao Sab.

Girls ke room me

Sab baithi thi yaha circle bana kar. Abhi bhi 1 ghante ka time tha toh woh baatein kr rhe the.

Bhoomi: guys, aaj hum sab ghar chale jayenge. Iska mtlb, no more living with the boys...

Khyati: right...

Priyal: tujhe khali khali lgega kya?

Bhoomi: sach kahu toh, haa. Mtlb, ek mahine se zada hm sab rhe h saath me. Thoda ajeeb toh lgega hi.

Helen: hmm...

Sarah: guys ready ho jao. Nikalna hai hume.
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Helen balcony me khadi thi jab Jatin uske pass aaya.

Jatin: oye dumbo! Kya soch rhi hai??

Helen: kuch nhi... bas....

Jatin uski taraf turn hota hai aur uske haath pakadta hai.

Jatin: kya hua hai? Mujhe bhi nhi btayegi tu?

Helen: arey bas...wahi... kal se fir humari normal life shuru...

Jatin: oh. Tu sad hai?

Helen: thodi si.. kitni jaldi beet gaye na yeh 1 mahine.... pta hi nhi chala *smile*

Jatin: tu idhar aa yaar!

Aur woh use hug kr leta hai...
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Bus me

Sab hi so rhe the jab zor se bus jerk hokar bus stand par ruka.

Sab log apna apna luggage le kar utre aur Mr and Mrs. Sharma bhi. Woh dono gaadi me chale gaye. Baaki ke log bhi ab apne apne ghar nikalne wale the.

Zayan: bye!

Shifa: yea... bbye...

Zayan: fir milte hai! Khayaal rakhna apna!

Shifa: same to you! Bbye...

She went to him and hugged him.
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Yusuf: jaa rhi ho?

Sarah: nahi, rukungi na. Bus stand ki saaf safai krke hi jaungi.

Yusuf: *chuckles* bye panda! Take care...

Sarah: you too! Bye~
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Jatin: bye helen! Khayaal rkhiyo!

Helen: tu bhi, bbye....
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Harsh: byee! Hm milte rhenge~

Priyal: haa haa, bbye!
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Bhoomi: bye...!

Yash: I'm hurt..

Bhoomi: kya hua?

Yash: mai jaa rha hun aur tune hug bhi nhi kiya *sad pout*

And they hugged...
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Vihaan: bbye!

Khyati: bye...! Uhm.. text krte rehna okay? Milte hai fir!

Vihaan: hmm! Bbye! Take care~

Sab jaane ke liye turn hote hai. But fir ek dusre ko face krte hai. Aur sab hug kr lete hai. [As in apne apne partners ko]

They bid final good bye to each other!
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AN,
Hell I'm finally back! Istg this year has been so shitty I felt like I got depressed or smth. Anyways, sorry for making y'all wait this much! Yall won't believe this chapter took me more than 10 hours. And the damn researches and good performance videos + the songs. Writing this was hard but this ff has finally came to an end! Thank you for everyone who supported me in this! We have like, 8.1K reads!!
A BIG THANK YOU TO YOU ALL! ♡

Dw, I'll be posting special chapter(s) like I always do with some comedy and confession! I'll be starting a new book [maybe] so yeah. I hope y'all support that book as well.

I invite each and everyone of you to join us at the special chapter(s) of this ff! Thank you for everything guys! I y'all so much. We reached 130 followers too. I'd have never been possible without you people Have a great day and a great year! Love you <3
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