Agli subah

Aapko bata de, ladkiyan, Sid and Kiara, Mr and Mrs. Singhania, and Mr and Mrs. Sharma, gaye hai shopping krne... Inhe haldi ke liye bohot kuch kharidna tha isliye ye sab gaye the. Ladke ghar pe hi the. (Only BTS. TXT and Sid went with them)

Thodi der baad, ladke (SIRF BTS) garden me the aur tab hi 7 taxi aa kar rukti hai...

Ek ek karke har ek taxi se 5-6 members utarte h...

Wo saare taxi ek hi taxi driver ke the... Jisko uske naukar chalate the... Matlab saare taxi's ka main malik ek hi tha.

Wo (taxi ka malik) utarta hai aur ladke waha aate hai...

Tab hi...

Priyal: kitna bhada hua?

Taxi wale bhaiya (TWB 1): 400

Sarah: total 400?!!

TWB 1: Nahi! Ek ka 400!

Helen: wtf?

Khyati: main utarte hi meter dekha tha! Usme toh 80 rupya dikha rha tha!

TWB 1: e shaani!! Ye sab jo samaan load krke laye ho. Uska bhada toh dena padinga na!

Tab hi ladke discussion start krte hai

Zayan: waha kya ho rha hai?

Vihaan: no idea bro.

Harsh: jaake dekhe?

Jatin: haa chalo.

Yash: abey chutiyo! Ruko! Already itni bheed hai waha! Ab saato ke saato jake kya kroge?! Zayan, tu ja. Kuch gadbad hui toh hm aayenge peeche se.

Zayan: ok.

Wo waha jaata hai.

Zayan: bhaiya, kya ho rha hai yaha pe?

Shifa: arey dekho na! Bhada 80 rupya ho rha hai aur ye 400 le rhe hai!

Zayan: are bhaiya pagal ho kya aap? 80 rupya ke jagah sidha 400?

TWB 1: Abey o! Ye jo samaan load Kiya hai uska lagaan dena mangta!!

Zayan: are bhaiya, jitna kanunan banta hai utna hi loge na.

TWB 1: Abey o shareef shaane! Mere ko kanun mat sikha smjha! Apun ki khopdi bohot garam hai!

Zayan: garam hai toh use baraf ki silli par rakhiye na bhaiya.

TWB 1: Abey o gori shakal ke kaale shirt wale chikne!! Apun ka 400 apun ke haath pe rakh aur hawa aane de CHAL!!

Zayan: maine kaun si aapki hawa rok rakhi hai jo bol rhe hai hawa aane de?

TWB 1: Abhi ghuma dalunga fira dalunga fir complain nhi maangta apne ko!!!

Zayan: kya bol rhe hai bhaiya? Hum kya koi bacche hai jo ghumayenge? Koi ladki hai ko firayenge?

TWB 1: Vasooli toh apun krke rahega!! Kya hai na, TAXI chalane se pehle apun hafta vasooli ka kaam krta tha. Papad bhai kisi se bhi puch liyo!

Zayan: arey bhaiya pehle aapne Lagaan ki baat ki fir hafta... Dekhiye, sharafat se bol rhe hai... Sun lijiye... Warna accha nhi hoga...

TWB 1: Abey o ded shaane! Apun se zada shaan patti nhi! *Apna taxi wala shirt utar ke zameen pe phek diya*

Zayan: *to mummy papa (Singhania's) and uncle aunty (Sharma's)* Mummy papa, uncle aunty. Aap log ghar ke andar jaye. Samaan aajayega. (Wo chale gaye)

Zayan: *shirt uthate hue* bhaiya, ek baat bataiye, aapko apni haddiyon se mohobbat nhi hai kya?

TWB 1: KYU BEY??!!

Zayan: dekhiye, humara kya hai...

TWB 1: Kya hai Tera?

Zayan: hm pehle mulaqat krte hai, fir pyaar ki barsaat krte hai, phulo ki barsaat krte hai... Uske baad hum mukka-laat krte hai!!

TWB 1: Abey teri haddi tod ke tere haath me dunga ghar tak jayega chabate hue samjha!!

Aur Zayan ne ek zor ka punch taxi driver ko mara!

Ye dekh ke baaki ke jo naukar the TWB 1 ke wo sa gadi se utarke Zayan ke pass aane wale the jab Yash apni toli ke saath unpe toot pada. (Sabki fight seperately dikhayenge)

Meanwhile, TXT aur New Jeans mast aaram se garden ke grass pe baith kar chips khate khate drama dekh rhe the.

Yuvraj: kya drama chal rha hai wah *chips chabaing*

Mahi: i know right!

Tanmay: mast entertainment ho rha hai!! *To Shiv* le bhai kha aur drama dekh.

Shiv: haa bhai de. *Chips khate hue*

Meanwhile:

Zayan: ABEY O SADE HUE ANDE KE DOUBLE HALF FRY! GUMNAAM SHEHER KE JHULTE MINAR! SADE HUE PAPAD KI PAIDAWAR! TAKLE KI TAAL! KHARBUJE KI KHAAL! BIN PATTE KI DAAL! *Slap* MAARUNGA EK KAAN KE NEECHE AWAAZ AAYEGI TERE NAAK KE NEECHE! BADBUDAR CHAILE! PHATELE THAILE! MAILE KUCHAILE! TERI YE MAJAAL KI TU APUN KE SAATH KHELE!! *Kick then punch*

Usne driver ke collar ko padka aur fir uski thodi dhulayi ki.

Zayan: aur kitne paise chahiye?

TWB 1: Aapko kitna du pehle ye batao mereko *dara hua*

Zayan: ek kaam kar, jeb me jitna hai sab nikal. Bohot din se gunda gardi nhi ki! Chal be de idhar sab paise!

Wo driver sab de deta hai...

Zayan: ab izzat se ye sab samaan utha ke andar rakh. Aur 1 paise ka bhi khoti hua toh 1 lakh ke liye ye saare taxi girvi rakh lunga...!

Shifa: ye Zayan hi hai na? *Shocked asf*

Bhoomi: mere ko nhi lgta behenchod *shocked*

Wo driver start krta hai sab samaan rakhna...

Yash ki fight

TWB 2 (driver 2): abey o! *Churi yash ke gale me rakhte hue* mera naam chinchinchu baba chinchinchu! Kar dalunga tere ko how do you do!

Yash: *chewing his chewing- gum* ye galiyan ye chaubara... Yaha aana na dobara...

TWB 2: tum ho pardesi.. tumhara yaha koi nhi!!

Yash: boring....

TWB 2: aa dekhe zara kisme kitna hai dum, jam ke rakhna kadam!

Yash: *kick on the chest, punch on the face then slap* kadam kadam badhaye ja khushi ke geet gaye ja!

TWB 2: AYE hai dushman, dushman ka gum nhi ! Hai hum yaha, hum kisi se kam nhi!

Yash: naach meri jaan phataphat! *Kick on the chest* baat meri maan phata phat! *Punch* ye zamana ye naya taraana dekho aaya phata phat! *slap*

TWB 2: AYEEEEEEE!! APNI TOH JAISE TAISE KAT JAYEGI! TUMHARA KYA HOYINGA JANABE AALI!

Yash: mere angne me tumhara kya kaam hai bey? *Kick*

TWB 2: ab bohot hua!! Dekh bey, apun se shaan patti nhi! Apun pehle gunda tha!!

Yash: *smirks while chewing his chewing-gum* ABEY, tu gunda THA, apun gunda HAI! Chal chup chap ye sara saaman andar rakh! CHAL! Behenchod sala!

Wo bhi gaya samaan rakhne...

Yusuf ki fight

Yusuf: un dono ki dhulayi dekhi? Aapki bhi waise hogi! SAMAAN RAKH ANDAR!!

TWB 3: tere baap ka naukar hu mai?

Yusuf: abey o ! Sade hue tamatar ki phupundi wali chutney! Jali hui Kadai ke baas marte hue besan! Zamaane ke bigde hue fashion! Jale hue aalu ki kaalak!! Keedein pade hue palak! Phitkari ki phitkar! Aurton ki dhutkar! Dekh kaise khadi krta hu mai Teri khat! Aur kaise lagata hu mai teri waat!!

Uske baad wo usko kick krta h, punch krta hai, usko utha ke patak deta hai, aur fir 2 laat maarta hai, fir use samaan izzat se andar rakhne bolta hai.

Jatin

TWB 4: ABEY O! Maarta kahe ko hai? Side me aake solve krte hai na!

Jatin: side me? Aao side me aao.

TWB 4: hmmm...

Wo side me aagaye...

Jatin: dekhiye kya hai na...

TWB 4: Kya hai?

Jatin: mai dikhta hu bohot sweet innocent sawami type ka...

Lekin mai hu bohot bade HARAMI type ka...!

Twb 4: ABEY E-

Aur jatin uski dhulayi start kr deta hai... Wo us driver ko bohot maarta hai!!

Harsh

Harsh: chalo bey jaldi kaam kro izzat se fir ghar niklo warna mere bhai tumhe zinda nhi rehne denge...

Vihaan

Ek taxi driver Vihaan ke pass aata hai chaku lekr aur use maarne ke koshish krta hai par wo dodge kr deta hai fir uska pair taan ke use neeche gira deta hai. Wo uske uppar baithta hai fir use peetna start kr deta hai...

Thodi der baad, saare driver apna kaam khatam kr dete hai. Zayan sabko 80 rs per person de deta hai aur fir jis driver se usne paise liye the wo bhi de deta hai.

Yukti: Jai, tum kisi ki pitayi nhi kroge?

Jai: mere bhai kaafi hai uske liye...

Yukti: toh tum kya kroge?

Jai: tumhare saath romance ofcourse!

Aur Jai use uske waist se pakadta hai fir kiss krta hai... They smiled in between the kiss...

Saara hungama hone ke baad

Kal hai Yukti ki haldi. Aur sab kal ke liye bohot excited hai.

Raat ke 12 baje

Sab ladke ladkiyan room me meeting karing (Jai Yukti ko choddh ke)

Bhoomi: hum yaha kyu aaye hai?

Yash: dandiya khelne...

Zayan: shut up! Hum yaha us band darwaze ka raaz pata karne aaye hai..

Harsh: ye karna z-zaruri hai? Kya hum us kamre ko band hi nhi rkh skte? Please?

Priyal hold his hand secretly and said "its okayy its fine I'm here don't worry" and smiled which comforted him....

Jatin: hum mese kisi ko bhi nhi pta kya hai us band darwaze ke peeche...

Vihaan: hum sabko mil kar is raaz se parda faash krna hi hoga!

Khyati: aur wo kaise?

Zayan: wo aise... Ki 2 bje jab sab sojayenge... Tab hum sab ke sab... Us kamre ko kholenge...

Shifa: wo kamra khulega kaise?

Sarah: mastermind zayan, btao tum...

Zayan: meko pta hai kaise khulega... Bas thodi der baad Sarah aur Yusuf, tum dono uppar wale floor ke room no. 3 se mere liye wo book le aana... Mai nhi ja skta kyu ki mujhe kuch research krni hai... You have 2 hrs time...

Sarah, Yusuf: okayy...

Zayan: guys, then everything set?

Others: yess!!

Shruti: I'm excited!

Mahi: bhai mai bhi...

Yuvraj: mai bhi... *Staring at her*

Yash: tum logo ka hogya ho toh mai sone jau?

Harsh: tu jaa re tu jaa

Yash: abe topa insaan! *Shows middle finger* deserves... *Left*

Bhoomi: what just happened?

Zayan: ignore...

Riya: guys, I'm way too excited!! *Clinging onto Jatin*

Jatin: you're so bootifulllll

Riya: thenksss...

Ladkiyon ki khusur phusur start

Helen: beautiful my ass...

Shifa: ye sab pe cling krti rehti h beyy

Sarah: haa Yusuf pe bhi kudak padi thi

Khyati: bhai Vihaan pe bhi...

Bhoomi: mera banda sahi hai...

Helen: tera banda?

Shifa: Yash?

Sarah: who else bro?

Priyal: hmmm something something 🌚

Bhoomi: s-shut u-up!! *Blushing*

Helen: blushing?

Khyati: how cute!!

Yusuf: kya khusur phusur kr rhi ho?

Priyal: kuch nahi...

1:20 AM

Sarah aur Yusuf gaye hai uppar wale kamre me book lane while baaki sab ek room me baith kr tv dekh rhe hai aur Yash sofe pe soya hua hai.

Wo log book dhund rhe the, jab, sarah ko wo book mili. Sarah jake shelf se book leti hai while Yusuf wait krta hai. Wo book le leti hai aur wapas jaane wali hoti hai room se jab ki room ka door jam hojata hai aur khulta nahi hai.

Us room me koi windows wagera nhi thi... Kind of caged tha wo room. Sarah panick hone lagti hai kyu ki use claustrophobia hai...

Use suffocating lagne lagta hai aur wo zameen pe gir jaati hai...
She was losing her sense...

Yusuf: sarah! Sarah!! Hosh me rho! Sarah!! Shit!

Wo jake door bang krta hai but kuch nhi hota. Yaha sarah ki condition pehle se kharab hogayi thi.

Yusuf: *tapping her cheeks* hey hey! Jagi rho please! Hey! Uh goddamnit!!

Use kuch samajh nhi aarha tha. Uska phone bhi jatin ke saath tha.

Yusuf: sarah k phone!

Wo check krta hai but... Battery dead... Fir uske pass aur koi raasta nhi bachta..

Yusuf: maaf krdena iske liye but... Tumhari jaan bachane ke liye krna padega...

And... He kissed her... Kinda giving a CPR... And he whispered sweet and calming things near her ear and kissed her again... She was feeling better...

Fir achanak se room me Jatin aa jata hai...

Jatin: kya hua ise?!

Yusuf: claustrophobic... Chal ise room me le jaane me madad kar...

After all the chaos

2 AM

Ab finally sab log us kamre ke bahar the...

Zayan: one, two, three.. let's do this...

Zayan book me dekhta hai ki kaise wo us door ko open kr skta hai... Fir wo waise hi steps follow krke door open kr leta hai...

Door open hote hi ek weird si feeling spread ho jaati hai..

Harsh: guys please chalo its not good!

Hena: itni dur aakar toh nhi...

Zayan: let's enter...

Fir sab enter krte hai...

Vihaan: ye room bohot mahino se saaf nhi hua hai... *Coughing a lil*

Zayan: let's see agar kuch mil jaye toh...

Aur fir bohot dhundne ke baad... Unhe ek sanduk dikha...

Jatin: isme kya ho skta h?

Yash: teri shaadi ka card... Abey chadarmod! Purane sanduk me kya hi hoga? Kuch purane saaman ya fir bhooth!

Harsh: b-bhooth! Mai jaa rha hu...

Yash: fattu idhar ruk! Ab aagaye hai toh jaa nhi skte...

Shiv: sanduk kholega kaun

Tanmay: mai nhi khol rha! Meri koi gf bhi nhi h! Itni jaldi marne ka showk nhi h mujhe!

Yuvraj: chutiye, chup reh tu!

Zayan: mai kholunga sanduk...

Shifa: dhayan se please...

Zayan: *ignores*

Helen: did he just ignored you?

Shifa: yes i guess... anyway..

Aur fir wo sanduk kholne jaata hai...

Wo sanduk kholta hai aur ek bright white flash nikalti hai...

Followed by a creepy laughter...

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AN,

SO THAT WAS IT!! Kaisa laga batana zarur!! Milte hai agle chapter me! Byee!! Love you all so much ♡

- AN