Author's Note:  Here is something for everybody to smile about... Especially dedicated to all those who read 'Happily ever after' and became a lil too sad... Hope u all lovely people like this piece! Keep smiling! :)

Genre: Romantic Comedy

Rating: General audience

Not proof read.

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Yeh Dil Hai Ki... Maantha Nahi!

PREMISE: It has been 3 years now since Suman and Shravan had gotten married. All the troubles in their life had vanished and they are now happily living together in the Malhotra House. :)

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One evening Suman and Shravan had an argument and she had told a typical wife like dialogue to him... She had said in a huff, "Main yeh ghar chodke apne ghar jaa rahi hun! Aur mujhe rokne ke bare mein sochna bhi mat tum!" and had come upstairs to pack her bags!

Now after a whole 10 minutes when Shravan slowly walked into their room, he saw Suman standing in front of their cupboard like a mini sized tsunami and she was furiously staring upwards!

Baitho na dur humse, dekho khafaa na ho

Qismat se mil gaye ho, milake judaa na ho

Meri kya khataa hai?

Hota hai ye bhi

Ki zameen se bhi khabhi aasamaan mil gayaa,

Yeh jahaan mil gaya...

Shravan slowly came and stood near her and asked," Kya hua? Maine socha abhi tak packing ho chuki hogi tho saaman neeche le jaane mein madad kar dunga." He smirked and paused for a moment or two and saw his wife's face becoming even more angrier, if that was even possible! Then he added teasingly," Jaane ka mann badal diya kya?"

She huffed in anger and started to punch his chest with her petite hands! Shravan started laughing out loud at her actions and deftly caught her hands and held it to his chest and said," Tum itni choti ho tho main kya karun?"

Suman then huffed and said, " Hey Mr mein choti woti nahi hun! Woh tum ho ki lamp post ki tarah lambe ho! Lambu nimboo! Aur waise Mujhe pata tha tumne uss suitcase ko cupboard ke upar jaan bujhke ke rakha tha nah?hmm? Tumhe pata tha meri haath wahan tak nahi pahunchegi! Yeh saare cupboards tumhare height ke hisaab se hey! Normal longon ko ek badi ladder ki zaroorat hogi upar reach karne ke liye! hmpf "

Shravan continued to laugh mirthfully and said, " Lambu nimboo? Yeh kya naam hai ? "

Suman: Woh tum hi bol rahe the naam maine tumhe koi pet name nahi diya, tho lo de diya! Lambu kyonki (She moves her hand up and down to show his height) and nimboo kyonki well rhyme kar raha tha lamboo se!

Shravan laughs heartily: Oh meri silly cute Sumo! He tried to pinch her cheeks, but she swatted his hands away angrily!

But he just continued smiling and said, " Waise tum sahi ho, Of course maine jaan bhujke suitcase ko upar rakha tha! Main tho uss stupid suitcase ko bahar phenk dena chahtha tha! Magar fir socha hum jab haar saal honeymoon ke liye jayenga, woh kaam ayega!" and winks!

Suman blushes and says, "Haar saal honeymoon?! Ohh irada kya hai mister?"

Shravan: Woh wifeyji irada bilkul bhi nek nahi hai! Don't worry!

And winks again!

Shravan then teasingly adds: Waise tumhe abb bhi ghar jaana hai tho jaa sakthi ho!

Suman smiles and adds: Nahi maine mann badal liya hai. Aaj packing karne ka mood nahi hai!

Shravan : Waise kapde lene ki zaroorat nahi hai, tumhara ghar pe tumhare saare kapde pehle se hi hain.

Suman gives him a confused look and asks: Par wahan pe tho abb mera ek bhi dress nahi hai...

Shravan: Arrey main keh raha hun na hai!

Suman: Nahi hai!

Shravan: Hai! Yeh main prove bhi kar saktha hun!

Suman challengingly: Acha, kaise?

Shravan: Pehle tho ghar se bahar jao!

Suman suddenly shocked and angry: Kya?!

Shravan: OMG wifeyji poora baat tho suna karo! Pehle ghar se bahar jao aur phir aapne ghar ke andar aao. Aur jab tum apne room mein pahunchogi, wahan tumhara pati tumhare cupboard ke saamne khada hoga aur uss cupboard mein tumhare saare kapde pehle se hi honge aur uss cupboard ke upar tumhara suitcase bhi hoga!

Suman took a moment to understand what he was trying to say... Then when understanding dawned on her, she gave a heart-warmingly brilliant smile to him.

Shravan proudly looked at her and said: Tumhara ghar yehi tho hai Sumo... Aur kahan jaogi? Jahan bhi jaogi mein bhi hamesha tumhare saath hi aaunga... Main tumhara peecha agle saath janmom tak guaranteed nahi chodne wala! Hmm, Waise dekha jaye tho har janam mein hum 7th phere lenge, tho yeh extend hota rahega, tho muje nahi lagtha tum kisi bhi janam mein mujhse peecha chootega! Tho sorry dear, no escape at all, like never ever!

Suman looked at him with all the love in her eyes and hugged him and he happily tightened the hug.

Tum kya jano tum kya ho, ek surila nagma ho

Bheegi raton mein masti, tapte din mein saya ho

Tum kya jano tum kya ho...

Ab jo aa gaye ho

Jane naa dunga .

Ke mujhe ek haseen mehrabaan mil gaya

yeh jahaan mil gaya...

He then teasingly added," Waise tumhara nose bahut cute hai! Aur jab gussa hoti ho nah, woh red red ho jaatha hai, clown ki nose ki tarah" Saying that he tipped the tip of her cute nose with his index finger!

She's appalled and says," Kya kaha tumne? Main joker dikthi hoon?!" Saying that she opens her mouth in protest and he immediately takes advantage of her open mouth and kisses her! She of course gives in after a token struggle!

After the kiss he smiles and says, " Waise you know nah that I won the argument, right?"

She had almost forgotten the initial argument they had due to which she was planning to leave her house! They were actually arguing on the silliest and cutest thing ever... They were arguing about who loved whom more! She was sure she loved him more than he loved her and he was sure of the vice versa!

His argument was that his love was older! He had loved her since they met each other and that her love started quite later! And her argument was that the duration didn't count but the intensity counted and her love was more intense! But he then protested that his love had increased in intensity over the years and it certainly was more intense than hers!

Finally, she had gotten angry to the point that she thought he didn't think her love was the best and fiercest and had decided to pack her bags and go home!

Now standing in his warm embrace she laughed thinking about how stupid and silly the fight was and how even more stupider her reaction to that was! But now she was curious to know how he had decided that he had won the argument...

Suman asked suspiciously: Acha? Woh kaise? Humne toh woh argument beech mein hi chod diya tha nah?

Shravan smirks: Arrey tumhe pata nahi hai kya? Rule hai ki uska pyar sabse zyada hota hai joh pehle kiss kartha hai! Toh uss hisab se maine pehle kiss kiya! Toh mera pyar sabse best hai!

Suman makes a cute pouty face: Haaw! Magar yeh rule mujhe pata nahi tha! Yeh tho cheating hai Shravan!

Shravan laughs at her adorable pout and kisses her cheeks and says: Aww Sumo koi baat nahi, hum nah total count rakhenge aur jab humari 30th wedding anniversary hogi nah, tab tally karenge ki kisne sabse zyada kiss start kiya. Fir decide karenge! Teek hai!

Suman smiles at him and says: Hubby jee aap tho bade chalak nikale! Mujhse kiss lena ka acha tareeka doonda hain aapne!

Shravan looks devilishly at her and says: Main tho aisa hi hoon, tumhara handsome devil!

Suman slowly says to herself: Haan woh tho tum ho hi, mere hot and handsome devil.

Shravan pleasantly surprised: Tumne mujhe hot kaha?

Suman feigning innocence: Nahi tho! Maine aisa kuch bhi nahi kaha. Tumhare khaan baj rahe honge! Wishful thinking and all, you see!

Shravan in mock anger: Jhooti! Tumhe pata hai nah, jhoot bole husband khate!

Suman: Huh?! maine tho sirf 'jhoot bole bole kawwaa kate' suna tha! Abb yeh kya hai?!

Shravan naughtily: Yeh latest kahawat hai! Abhi demo dikatha hun tumhe!

Tum jo mil gaye ho, toh yeh lagta hai

Ke yeh jahaan mil gaya...

Ek bhatke huye rahee ko, caravan mil gaya

Tum jo mil gaye ho, toh yeh lagta hai

Ke yeh jahaan mil gaya...

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AN : Thank u for reading lovely people! Plz share ur thoughts about this too, so I'll know what u exactly thought of it! Feedback is love! <3

By the way, by now u would have understood that I'm a sucker for old songs with fab lyrics! Every night my pass-time is to watch 'Raina beeti Jaye' on Sony Mix with my mom. :D So I hope now you know from where I get these lovely songs from! :) So do chk out the lovely song I quoted in this story from the below link. I'm sure u will love it too! Hv Fun! :)

Tum jo mil gaye ho (song)- Hasnthe Zakhm (Movie) 

https://youtu.be/pV7wrA4bkO8