A/N: This thing contains them spoilers for Danganronpa V3, so don't come crying back to me if you get spoiled

It was an morning and everone was awoke, wel Aplol and Miou were alred awake. Apollo had ben teaching Miu how 2 du cords uv steal.

"and thats how u do the cords of steel!" A pool explan

Mew gaspe in amazment, "I have lerned so much!"

Then suddenlee there is toyley paperer sit there. Miu stare at iyt in horrer. 

"HIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" Miu screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.

"Miu why you is yelling hiss at toilet paper?" Apollo ask his waifu in concern.

"I hate toilet paper," Miu reply, "it killed me once."

"Oh..."

Miu then threw the toilet paper out window.

                                                        R.I.P.

                                               Toilet pappre 

                                                    ???-2017

        #SahpToiletPapperAbuseNOW!SeriouslyIt'sNotFunnyGuysStopItPlz

Meanwhile Dahli got bored of torturing Yasuhiro and went off to living werld to annoy Phoenix and Godot and other peeps. YAsuhiro decid to loock around for exit. "This plase suxz I wan leeve!"

He saw an exit sighn! It was suo great to c that! He opened it and walk through, but it took him starte to an lava pit. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

He get out and cuntinue serch. He hear voice, "lol u idiot, how u think they make exitb that easy?"

Yasuhiro turned around and try to slap the guy hoo sed that, but they cought his hand! 

"Wut?" Say Yasuhiro "Who are you?"

"I am Adolf Hotler!" say the guy "If yo wan get out, wil o take me wit you?"

"No! Screw u!" Reject Yasuhiro

":(" Hitlre saded

Kayde is walk aroud place with Shoeichi, they also kissed alot caus ship. Tehy walk into a room and see a unbelievable site (cuz protags in DR think every thing is an unbelievable sight)

Tsumugi was strangle Rantaro with an hair dryer wile blowing in he face.

"Sumugly! Wht are you doing?!?!?!?!?!"  yel shuichi

Tsumugi evil smiled, "I'm making guacamole!"

Kaede did here puffy fac "No Tsumugi! That bad!"

"Well he keep toching my shit even though it not his!" Tsumiugi whine "So he deserv die!"

Kaede then grab a spray buttle filled with orange juice.

"Hey! Keep them evul oranoge away from me!" Tsumugi screm

Kaede spraye her with it, Tsumugi got all scrared and run away.

"U ok rantarou?" Assk Sushi

"Yeh" repli Avocado "she just amos dead me." 

Tsumugi come back "Ken I has sum gwakamole now plz?"

They all glar at her, "Nop!"

"Okay..." Tsumug whine 

Apol wak out of room, "well I need to do a thing now, c u later"

"k" Miu repl

Apollo go outside and turn around an courner. As he do that he is staby stabed!

"ouch" Aplalo say and did ded

"Lol" say the staby staper.

Menwile Fenix and Athrena were talkin aboot stuff. "Wjhere is Apolo?" Athena askd

"How is Me supposed to no?" Pheenix replid

"idk" Athena sighed "Oh, there is he!"

Aplol walk inside the rom. "Sup guys"

"Where u been?" Phoenix qwestion

"Wait, Apollo You need to go 2 the hospitale!" Athena screeeeeeeeeeeeched

"Athena, I'm fine!" Apollo fined

"No u not! Noew come on!" Athena grab apolloe arm and begin drag him.

"No! I sais I fine!" Apollo insist

"No"

"Why I ned to go to an docter tho?" Ask Applelo

"bcz you has amnesia" Athena say

"and you know thi how exactlee?" Apolo wonder

"I'm magical"

"That is a dumb" 

"Also becuz your bleeding out from the yer hed!" Athena explan

"WAIT WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!" Aplol ytouch the back of his head and sure enough it waz bledding. 

"Yeh," Atteena say "How u not notice"

"I dun know" Apollo admit

"So u go now?" Athena qustion 

"Yeah, ie guess" Aplolo begun to walk to the hospitel

"Hey! U can't due that!" Athena run ovre and pick up Apollo over she head.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Apolom screm "Whate ar yu doing?!"

"You bleeding so u can'not walk on yer own," Athena say "so I must caryy you ther"

She run to the hospitell and throw Apollo at Mikan.

"Fix him!" Athena demand

"B-but, I'm already operatein g on someone." Mikan stumbled

Athrena was mader "wel he's more important then that stupit blue person your're opertioning on!"

"actually I the ultimit blue person, and my name Brentler" Say blue person

" Moi can help he!" Say Direter Hotti

"No! Screw off!" Athena yell

"Well guess i do it" say a guy named Dr. Fliggleflop as he drag Apolo into his rume 

"So hows my conditon?" Aplollo ask

"I' m afraid you has a ver serious condition of," Dr. Fliggflop paused dramaticly, "cooties! *dun, dun, dumn!*"

"What, tht's stupid!' Apollo objictred "How wood I geyt that fram  being stab by knife?"

"Its from when thet gorl drag u here" Saiyed Dr.Fligleflip

"I just wan know about my head injury" Apollo compl\ain

"Well you don't has brain damage so that fine" Explane Dr. FligglyFlopper "I,m more concerned about youre cooties."

"Can I get a profesional over hear?" Apolu aske 

"Nu"

"Why not?"

"Cus i am a profesionel"

Apollo get uppp, "well I leave now"

"Wait, you need medacine 4 yore cooties!" Dr. Fliggleflop threw a medicn at Apollo

The medercine hit Appolo in the back, "Oww, fine I'll tak it" Apollo take medicine and walk out, but he threw out the medivcine in the closest trash ca n.

"so howd it go?" Athena say

"I'm finwe," Apolollolol reply "he said I have cooties"

"Wowie" Athena

"He said I got it from yuo"

"How he know that"

"idk" Apololo say "I report him now"

After reporting the weirdo theyb both start to look four the staby staber.

"It been an hour!" Athena exclame "Wehere is that stabing jerk!"

"Write here" say a mysteryous figur 

"How Many mysterious peeps are in these place?!" Aplololoopol sated "Wait, u stabered me?"

"Ye"

"Oh..."

"I keel u now!" Mystreiouus figure loaugh

The Mysteriouss figure roundhouser kick Apollllllllllllloo. Apollo theen spun his 2 ahoges around and flew into an sky. He then divebombed into the dude and karate chop him. Tenko showed up and was al lik "Neo-akido is beter than dum old karatee!" The mysreios figur grabb Tenko and throw her at Apollo, nocking him out of the Skye. Athena also threw a polise officer @ Mystererious figure knocki him beck. Aloplo and ahthena both slap the Mysterious Figure & he cri. He hit both of them with an spoon and run off.

"Git back her yo friggin coward!' Both of them say, chasing after the mysterou figure.

After 30minutes of this they all tired out, "How the fukcin shyt did we run that fucking long?" Say Miu (Oh yeah, Miu's there 2 niow)

"I has no idea" rplered mystery fugure

"Shut up dickhed" Miu inslut 

":("

"Well I gess we put hi in a jail now" Say Apooloos

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ye;ll mr mystery dud

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" sad Athener

"Nuuuuuuuuuu!11!!" Mysteryious figure run over and hold plasstic spoon two Miu's throte.

Aploo was all like "0_0".

"You no send moi to jale or else I slit throat!"

"That's a plastik spon you stupid ass fucker tit!" Miu sais

"Yeah, well I can stil cut yor throt wit it." He say

"Wow, even Ginta was smarter then u" Say miu (don';t diss the gentlemen, Miu! That rude)

Apollo falcoon punch Mystreious figure into the brik walle" Athena and Miuu come over as Apoll pull of the mask to revel who Misterious foogure#3 was. It waqs Winstron Payne!

"Wimpstin Pain?!" Gasp Apollo, Atena, and Meeu

"Yeah," say Payne "and I wood've got away with it 2! If it wer'nt for you medling kids and your stupid dog too!"

"Skoby dooby droo!" Say Missile 

"Butt why you do this?" Ask Apollo

"I want revenge on Mr. Write!" Say Paiyne

"But Why mee?!"

"u was eesy target cuz you wer alon"

"well u must be punish now" sy Athena

"NUUUUUUUUU!!!!! me no want jail!"

"Well we need somone to kep an eye on you till tle police get here"

They all trow Paiyn at Tenko, "have fun!"

"HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Tank hiss

"plz no hurt me" say paiyn

Tenko then proced to beet Payne to a bloody pulp till po-po get ther.

Junko was look very mad, "grrrr" 

"What rong?" Mukuro assk

"Today is our burthday and i don't like that christmas is all happy." Junk complain "I want it to ne holidaey abuot despair!"

"I see..."

"I know!" Junko exclaim "I'll will ruin christmas and feed on everyones despair! I can also take it ovre and mak it all aboot desprair!"

"Sis, every villan ever tries to ruin crismas, it's getting kinda old" say Mukuro

"Shut up! It despair so it gud! and if the grinch can doo it, than soo ken i!" Junko say "Monokuma, Mookuro, both uv yo get reduy. We gon fuck sum shit up!"