Samuru Shigami

Welcome back to Yaoi Reaction!!! Our last B Daman Crossfight character!!!! Then, we'll be moving on to the other anime!!!! First, I feel very bored, so I'm going to write this......maybe between 500-1000 words or more, as I think you guys know how the last character is going to react.

Bob the idiotic Builder fixed my wall again after breaking it last time, and he forgot his wrench......again. How many times is he going to forget it? Who knows?

Anywho, please welcome in.......................SAMURU SHIGAMI!!!!!

*No one comes in*

*Blinks* Wait......what? Samuru! You can come in now!

*A scream comes from the backstage*

*Anime sweat drop* Uh.......that's not exactly what I'm hoping for......

Samuru: *Runs in* *Screaming* SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!! HELP!!!

Riki and Kamon: *Chases Samuru* SAMURU!!!!

Novu: *Also chasing Samuru* *Holding a knife* COME BACK HERE, SAMURU SHIGAMI!!!!!

Samuru: *Shrieks* NEVER IN MY LIFE, WILL I COME TO YOU PEOPLE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE MURDERED OR LOVED!!!!! I WANT MY TOASTER!!!!

*Watches them with an anime sweat drop* Um.......this is going to take a while....HEY!!!! *Runs after them* CALM DOWN!!! I NEED SAMURU RIGHT NOW!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

Kouichi: *Walks in with a anime sweat drop and holds a sign that says: Please wait for few minutes while Rain gets this sorted out. Because this is going to take a while.*

- Commercial Break -

Hikaru: *Shrieks* WHAT THE ****?! *Wearing a cute blue dress* WHY AM I WEARING THIS?!

Kai: *Snickers*

Kyoya: *Trying to hold back a laugh*

Jin: *Face palm*

Kouji: ...............

Setsuna: Gundam.

Hikaru: *Face red* SERIOUSLY?! WHY AM I WEARING THIS?!

Kai: At least you look cute.

Hikaru: *Turns even redder* THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!! I'MNOTAGIRL!!!!!!

Kouji: Can someone explain why there's two animals standing on two legs next to me?

Everyone: *Turns to see two very familiar hedgehogs, one blue, and one black and red*

Blue Hedgehog: Hey!

Black/Red Hedgehog: Why the **** are we here?

Jin: Who are you?

Kai: And how are you talking?

Blue Hedgehog: *Surprised* You guys don't even know me? I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! The fastest thing alive!

Kyoya: *Blinks* Sonic the Hedgehog?

Kouji: ...........................

Sonic: Yeah, and that *Points to Black/Red Hedgehog* is Shads!

Black/Red Hedgehog: Do not call me Shads! I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the Ultimate Lifeform!

Kouji: *Mutters to himself* More like the Ultimate Loser........

Shadow: *Deadly voice* Excuse me?

Kouji: Nothing.........

Sonic: Hey, you know where the chilidogs are?

Kai: They're in the kitchen, but- *Gets interrupted and spins around as a blue blur passes him* *Blinks in confusion when he sees Sonic gone* What the- where is- *Blue blur passes him again, making him spin around* *Walks around dizzily* I see stars........

Kyoya: *Whacks him on the head* I see someone being practically useless.

Sonic: *Munching on his chilidog* So, what did I miss?

Shadow: *Retorts* Everything, Faker.

Jin: Faker?

Kouji: So.........how did you guys get here?

Sonic: Oh, that navy-haired girl that was chasing the.....uh......midnight-haired boy right now, took us here, saying that we were anime characters, whatever that is, and told us we were going to get an interview about something.

Jin: ...........more like something that includes boys.

Hikaru: Can I please get out of this-

Sonic: Hey, are you a girl?

Hikaru: FR***ING S***!!!! I'M NOT A GIRL!!!!!!

Shadow: You look like one.

Hikaru: *Attempts to murder Sonic and Shadow*

Jin and Kouji: *Holds him back*

Kouichi: *Walks in and holds a sign that says: 'Please enjoy this moment of peace while we wait for Rain to grab Samuru back here. As you can see, Rain invited Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog as she knows that there is a yaoi pairing between them. She will give more details later.'*

- End of Commercial Break -

Hey, guys! Welcome back!! Um.......I believe that Kouichi has a sign that said I invited Sonic and Shadow here. Yes, I did. And I tried to get Samuru from the mobs of his lovers and his soon-to-be murderer, but he's bait right now in a room.

*Inside the room*

Samuru: *Tied to a pole* SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!!

*Back to the show*

I invited Sonic, Shadow, and some of the other male characters in 'Sonic the Hedgehog', as they have yaoi, and yuri pairs in there, mostly yaoi. If some of you read the yaoi pairings in the section, I think the most popular one was called 'Sonadow'. Please do not ask me how I first seen it. I forgot.

Anywho, Samuru should be done right now with the bait. *Notices Samuru come in* And here he is! How ya doing, Samuru?

Samuru: *Flops onto the chair* *Mutters* Horrible.

Can't be that bad, right?

Samuru: You think? I have two people, also known as the main protagonists, chasing me for love. And I have one person believing that I 'stole' his lover and now is trying to murder me. How worse will this get?

Um.........no idea. Anyhow, ready to answer the question?

Samuru: I guess so........

The question is: What do you think about yaoi?

Samuru: *Instantly snaps* FR***ING S***!!!!! I HATE YAOI!!!! STOP BUGGING ME ABOUT THAT TOPIC!!!! I'M STRAIGHT, YOU HEAR ME?! I'M STRAIGHT!!!!

*Blinks few times* *Raises hands* Okay, okay, chill! The most popular pairing there is was with you and Riki. How do you feel about that?

Samuru: *Shouts* H***, NO!!!!!! I NEVER LOVE HIM!!!! HE'S A FRIEND AND A RIVAL, OKAY?! NOT A LOVER!!!!

CHILL!!!!!! IT'S JUST A QUESTION!!!!!

Samuru: I hate yaoi, okay? I HATE IT!!!!

.................I really think you should calm down right now.

Samuru: Fine, but I want my normal life back!

Computer: There-is-a-0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000-

Samuru: I DON'T NEED NUMBERS TO FIGURE THAT OUT, YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!!!

Chill! We get it, we get it! You hate yaoi and you want your toaster and your normal life back! What's wrong with you? Can't you just say that you don't support yaoi?

Samuru: No.

Ugh..........*Face palm*.......whatever. You're dismissed.

Samuru: Thank you. *Leaves*

And.......that concludes our B Daman Crossfight characters! I believe that you guys never heard Takuya for the last two chapters, including this one, making it three, that you didn't hear Takuya. Well.........I kinda......hanged him over a volcano. Yeah.

Next time, we have Digimon Frontier! And the next one on board is........*Looks at list*..........great. Takuya Kanbara is next in line. Please join us on his crazy way of saying either he's straight or supports yaoi.

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