Yurio: Ok let's look at fanart

Yurio: Ooh, I look sexy in this one.

Yurio: WHUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

Yurio: Oh someone drew me naked...okay *dies*

Yurio: IS THIS ME MAKING OUT WITH OTABEK!? ... *saves it*

Yurio: WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE CALLING ME 'YURIO'!? THAT'S NOT MY FUCKING NAME—

Yurio: ME X JJ!? FUCK NO!