*Victor joined the chat room

Victor: Hey, Yuuri, my beautiful sexy husband, wanna eat what my mom made?? ;)

Yuri: ...what?? What'd she make??

Victor: Me ;)

Yuri: Ew wtf??? (Pedophile??)

Victor: Aw I thought you'd be turned on by that :(

Yuri: You are so stupid right now. I'm not even going to point out the obvious.

Victor: I don't know what you mean.

Victor: Oh maybe you had a bad day and you're crabby now. Don't worry, I have a special way to cheer you up tonight ;) We ain't getting no sleep.

Yuri: OKAY FUCK WRONG YURI! W R O N G  Y U R I

Victor: ...Oh.