Otabek: Okay r u ready go go?

Yurio: Yup

Victor: Yurio, have fun on your date~! Make sure to bring him home safe, Otabek~!

Yurio: It's not a date omfg

Yuuri: And stay out too late~!

Victor: AND NO TOUCHING DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH OUR SON

Yurio: omg -_-,

Yuuri: Victor, I think ur over doing it 

Victor: MAKE SURE TO CALL US EVERY HOUR, YURIO! DON'T MAKE ME THINK YOU DIED!

Otabek: ...

Victor: Take care of our son

Yurio: Dad wtf—

Otabek: Understood

Victor: KILL ANYONE THAT TOUCHES HIM

Yurio: Let's just go omfg

Victor: You're a good man, Otabek

Yuuri: *Ahem* J-Just go...