If you don't know the original audio, you will be very confused. Bare with me pls

//Strong Language//

Yuuri: This is a nice stick

Yuuri: I like sticks //pokes stick//

Victor: lEMME sMASH

Victor: Please.

Yuuri: No, Victor. Go find Chris.

Victor: You want sum fuk?

Yuuri: No, Victor, I don't want fuk—

Victor: *holds blue flowers* I got you blue

Victor: Hey, gurl

Victor: Want sum tail?

Yuuri: Ugh. Your tail is small

Victor: wot?

Victor: Swiggity swooty?

Victor: *holds yellow flowers* You want yellow?

Victor: He doesn't want yellow...

Victor: Blue and yellow?

Victor: ...no.

Yuuri: Victor? I'm leaving.

Victor: wot? NO WAIT LEMME SMASH

Victor: What has my life come to? Chris thought my tail was big. Chris used to lemme smash but Chris is smashing JJ...JJ is a hoe.

Victor: Fuck this nest! Fuck JJ!

Victor: I NEED YOU YUURI

Victor: YUURI LEMME SMASH

Victor: Ima get that bitch a stick. Bitches like sticks.

Victor: WRONG STICK

Victor: STICK STICK STICK STICK STICJ STICK SRICK SKFIEKC SICKD IDNDKF SJCJD NEED STICK GOT STICK

Victor: YUURI I FOUND STICK

Victor: LEMME SMASH

Kill me.