Yuuri: *is reading a fan fiction where Viktor died*

Yuuri: *sobbing* VIKTOOOR NUUU 😭

Viktor: *breaks down door* YUURI, MY LOVE, WHAT HAPPENED!?

Yuuri: *attack-hugs Viktor* YOU DIED!

Viktor: But I'm right here?

Yuuri: *sobs* Don't leave...

Viktor: *just hugs him*

Okay this was more fluff than crack