Viktor: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Yurio: Wait really!? What did I do!?

Viktor: You picked up our cat and sang 'the circle of life'.

Yurio: So? Wait, you have a cat!? I thought it died??

Viktor: Yeah it did, you threw it out onto the street and yelled "RUN SIMBA!" then it got hit by a bus.

Yurio: *single tear*