A/N: Hello Neighbor v.s Yandere Simulator.

Plot: Video Game Rap Battles. The Neighbor v.s Ayato Aishi.

BEGIN!

Neighbor: In 2015, there was a lonely little nerd! Who set out to develop hitman for pervs!

YandereDev: (Hey!)

Neighbor: Now, let's go back to the present, and I'll tell you what I see!This unfinished fetish game that can disturb the likes of ME!

YandereDev: (Well...What's wrong with it?!)

Neighbor: It's GORY, it's BORING, it's BLAND, and DEVOID, an artstyle more dull than Yandere Dev's voice! It's all SHOCKS and EXPLOITS with girls treated like toys and a psychotic protag who murders for boys!

Ayato: -Growls-

Neighbor: Ughh! Disgusting, your concept's just gross; A confused special snowflake with hyper hormones! Now you come to my house, I'll trap you in a cell, bring you down to my basement and send you to hell!

Ayato: -Rolls his eyes-

Neighbor: You think that you're sneaky, I see where you hide; you've always got your head up a student's behind! How about I give you some info, Kun? You've got no idea what you're in fo', Kun! Before you build your Tiny Verse to try and front with me, just remember that you needed my company!

YandereDev: (Get him Ayato!)

Ayato: Since I was little, I felt nothing inside, nothing except for love for my Senpai! All those between us must suffer and die, so I won't have a problem when I say goodbye! And you're one to talk, far as game design goes; your nonsensical plot's as messy as your home! What's wrong? Are you sad 'cause your family's all dead? Don't worry, when I'm done, you'll see them again!

The Neighbor glared at him. How dare he talk about his family?!

Yandere-kun continues.

Ayato: You're really insane if you think I'm outmatched by this foul Mr. Rogers with his pedo-stache, going over the top with his mad house and raps, all because that he's lost everyone that he has! And don't make me laugh, claiming you'll put me down! (laughs) That's quite the joke, even for a clown! For fighting on campus, I might get detention, but losing will be your final suspension!

The Neighbor scoffs.

Neighbor: You've got quite the mouth, ugh! Boy, that thing runs, for a guy who can't speak to the boy that he loves!

An image of Senpai appears and Yandere-kun's eyes spark up looking at him.

Neighbor: I don't care who you are or what you are about, just pack up your whack raps and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!

Ayato: -laughs- As if people want to be in; even I wouldn't hide in that giant trash bin! You'll be afflicted with chronic home sickness, 'cause this public nuisance has just been evicted!

Game Over.

Who won?

You decide.