A/N: Itachi Zametora x Hojiro Zameshiro. R-17. Mentions of sexual content.

Plot: Hojiro wants nothing more but to beat his friend and rival, but Itachi ignores him. He decides to annoy him until he gets his attention.

On the daily routine in the sports club, Itachi Zametora kept the boys other boys in line preparing them for the day.

As the substitute president of the club, he was in charge while Aso Rito was away.

To be honest, it annoyed him that he has to deal with the others... Especially that annoying idiot childhood friend of his who won't leave him the hell alone.

Hojiro: ITACHI!!!!

Speaking of said idiot, Hojiro Zameshiro charge at him at fast speed and tries to tackle him but the unfriendly boy quickly ducks out of the way as the other boy flew and hit the ground.

Itachi rolled his eyes and tries to walk away until Hojiro came up behind him then grabbed him.

Hojiro: I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE UNTIL FIGHT ME!

Itachi: (OMFG.) Hojiro...Just leave.... You're a nuisance.

Hojiro: AM NOT! I want you to fight me! Fight me! Fight me! Fight me!

Itachi pushes him away and takes off.

Hojiro: I keep following you until you fight me!!!

According to his persona, usually Itachi would never turn down a competition but when it comes to Hojiro...He just ignores him.

Too bad Hojiro kept his word in annoying him.

-Class-

Hojiro: FIGHT ME!!!!

Itachi:....

Class: What the fuck?

Teacher: Hey...You're not a student in my class.

-Sports Club-

The other boys in the club were doing their afternoon run on the track. Itachi was ahead until... Hojiro shows up right behind.

Hojiro: FIGHT ME!!!

Itachi: -Ignores-

-Later-

Itachi was in the bathroom doing his business...

Until...

Itachi: 😲😲😲

Hojiro was standing on the stall staring him down like a creep.

Hojiro: FIGHT ME!!!....EH?

Hojiro looks to see Itachi's penises was showing and noticed how big it was...

Hojiro: 😱😱😱

He fell off the stall with a bang.

The two boys were now looking at Hojiro's groin.

Itachi: (It's the size of an acorn....Lol?)

Hojiro felt humiliated that his rival was still better than he was! He gritted his teeth and looks back at Itachi with tears in his eyes.

Hojiro: FIGHT ME!!!

Itachi: Just give up...You'll never reach my level!

Hojiro: Oh yeah! How about we settle it here!!

Itachi gave him a grumpy look. He just wanted to go home.

Itachi: How?

Hojiro: LET'S HAVE SEX TO PROVE WHOSE BETTER AT IT!!!!

Now Itachi regrets asking that question...