A/N: What happens when I'm on vacation?

Kizami: Ore-sama announces that we should throw a party!

Hanako: Yay! Party!

Megami: No! We shouldn't! This is Author-kun's house. We should respect his privacy.

Osaka: Baka! He's on vacation!

Senpai:...It wouldn't hurt to have a little fun.

Amai: I could make some sweets for the party.

Okayu: It should be an undead party...

Everyone:....

Okayu:.....

Osoro: Well....

Asura: Okay then...Let's get this party started!

Everyone: Yeah!

Megami:....I'm outta here.

-Later-

Author-kun returns home for new ideas for the story.

Inside his house, everyone was looking at the mess they made.

Hanako: We should...Clean this up before he gets home...

Everyone: Agree.

But it was too late.

Author-kun: Hey guys I'm hom-?!!...
-Yells- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNN?!!!!!!

Senpai: -Screams- AHHHH?!

Ayato: Oh shit....

Everyone: (We're dead.......)