MasuGaku
A/N: Family bonding time~! Along with the birds and the bees talk.
Kenta: Bored...
Hibiya: Same...
Kenta: Daddy! Say something stupid! I'm bored!
Budo: Excuse me?! In case you didn't know! I don't say things stupid!
Kenta and Hibiya: Yes you do.
Budo: Shin! Do I say things stupid?
Shin: Yes...You do.
Budo: Arrrrgh! My own family is aganist me!
Budo started pouting after that while Shin sweatdrops at his husband. The boys watch closely and then begin to wonder something.
Kenta: Hey Hibiya?
Hibiya: Y-Yeah?
Kenta: Where do babies come from?
Hibiya: I don't know. Maybe Papa and Daddy knows.
Kenta's eyes shine with brightness as he nodded at his brother.
Kenta: Right! That's right! They should know because they're older!
Hibiya and Kenta went towards Shin, who was washing dishes, due to them all eating lunch a few minutes ago.
Kenta: Papa!
Shin look up from his chore duty and gave his sons his attention.
Shin: Yes boys. What is it?
Hibiya: Where do babies come from Papa?
Kenta: Yeah! How did you and Daddy get us?! I wanna know!
Shin almost drop the dish he was cleaning.
Oh God...What led them to ask this....?
Shin: O-Oh well...Ask your father. I-I'm very busy with the chores!
The boys look disappointed when he said that.
Hibiya: O-Okay.
Kenta: BOOO! WHY SHOULD WE ASK BAKA-TOUSAN?!
Budo: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Budo and Kenta started bickering while Hibiya watched them unsure of what to do.
Hibiya: Umm...D-Daddy?
Budo: Ah. Yeah?
Hibiya: Where do babies come from?
Budo:....Oh...Um...babies come from storks.
Hibiya and Kenta looked confused while Shin facepalmed.
Hibiya and Kenta: Storks...?
Budo: YEAH! STORKS! They delivered them after the parents wish for a baby! Yeah that's right!
Kenta: AWESOME!
Hibiya:........Right...
Budo: -Chuckles Nervously-
Shin: Lord...Give me strength...
OMAKE:
Hibiya: -Whispers in Kenta's ear-
Kenta: Wait! It was a lie?! Then where do babies come from?!!!
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