"You two are nuts!" You splutter. Both are staring at each other angrily, fists clenched.

These two idiots were about to fight for your love.

You grab them both by the hand and frown. "I can't believe you, are you both retarded? I.don't.like.either.of.you"

Budo smirks. "I'll have to change that then"

Before you could retort snarkily, he presses his lips to yours. Your eyes widen as you squirm uncertainly. You don't like this baka!...or do you?

Haruto glares at budo, jealous. He pulls him off of you. You breath in sharply-

Only for haruto to occupy the space budo one was.

You shove him off and hide your face in your hand, tears of embarrassment rolling down your cheeks.

He stares at you in concern, sitting next to you and wrapping his arm around you.
Budo sits on your other side and does the same.

You pull them both into a hug.

"Please..... Can we take this slower?!" You yell into your hands, emotion pouring out into your words. "BAKAS!"

Haruto nods. "Of course we can"

"Anything for you, my dear" budo promises. Your entire face flushes as they inch closer to you.

"THREESOME!" You scream.

And damn, you had a great night.