Gema:IWantMyPonytaleBack
Midori: GURINUUU
Mai: I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu
Pippi: Osu!Rhythm
Ryuto:Red()Bandana

Quick note: don't consider this chapter as canon to the rest of the book because that would probably mess stuff up eventually.
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IWantMyPonytaleBack: WHERE ARE PIPPI AND MIDORI!?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: Midori private chatted me, she's gone home to sleep.

IWantMyPonytaleBack: WELL THATS JUST
G R E A T! WHERES PIPPI?

Osu!Rhythm: ok, so, you know how they lock any door they can without locking off a club room during a fire drill?

Red()Bandana: yes?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: we just gonna ignore the fact that Ryuto didn't even have his phone out until I said "Pippi responded?"

IWantMyPonytaleBack: that doesn't explain why you are LATE though!

Osu!Rhythm: well, the teacher asked me to stay behind to talk about one of my projects, but now I'm at the door and Musume's clique is crowding, it sans Musume.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: I feel ignored.

Red()Bandana: why the the fake-blond basics stalking our club?

IWantMyPonytaleBack: because they all like me 😎

GURINUUU: yeah, I'll believe that when I see it! But if it's true- why? Is your hair blue or gray? Why does your gameboy never die? Why am I at my house?

Im-Mai-Own-Waifu: 1) he changed his looks
2) blue
3) portable charger
4) you felt left out because you found out there was a second roof top group chat without you

GURINUUU: why was I upset? Is the moon cheese? Am I sane? Are we in a video game?

Osu!Ryhthm: no, no, no, yes.

Red()Bandana:... what the frixk Pippi.

Osu!Ryhthm: I didn't freaking stutter. Now could somebody please tell these dye-jobs to buzz off?

IWantMyPonytaleBack: DONT call them that!

Red()Bandana: are they NOT dye-jobs?

IWantMyPonytaleBack: Touché. But Pippi dyes her hair!

Osu!Ryhthem: Obviously, but I don't lie about it.

IWantMyPonytaleBack: uhhgggg you people are the worst!

GURINUUU: YandereDev should add a scene of Info singing!

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: YANDEREDEV?!

Red()Bandana: oh gOD ITS A FOURTH WALL BREAKER FIGHT EVERYBODY RUUUNNNNN

IWantMyPonytaleBack, Osu!Rhythm, Red()Bandana have left the chat

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIII

GURINUUU: MAIIIIIII?!

Red()Bandana has made a new chat

Red()Bandana has added Osu!Rhythm to the chat

Red()Bandana has added IWantMyPonytaleBack to the chat

5:09 PM

Red()Bandana: Good, we got out of there.

Osu!Rhythm: this isn't helping my predicament

IWantMyPonytaleBack: I don't know?!

Osu!Rhythm: forget it, I'm just going to tell them to screw off.

IWantMyPonytaleBack: awwwwww

Red()Bandana: okay...

5:12 PM

Osu!Rhythm: not coming to club today.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: why not?

IWantMyPonytaleBack: what did you do Pippi?! And where's Midori?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: nowhere you can prove.

Osu!Rhythm: uh, yeah, I told them to screw off... and uh... now I'm hiding under a table.

Red()Bandana: Pippi, stay where you are, I'm coming!

Osu!Rhythm: Ryuto, no offense, but I reaallllyyyyy don't think you can help in this situation without a teacher, and there's no
teachers right now

IWantMyPonytaleBack: stop flirting Ryuto 🙄

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: bruh Lol

IWantMyPonytaleBack:uh...Ryuto?

IWantMyPonytaleBack:Pippi?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: were sorrryyyy :3

Red()Bandana: I'm looking for Pippi shut upppppppppppppppp

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: isn't she hidden under the table?

Red()Bandana: theres tables in every classroom!

IWantMyPonytaleBack: she meant those tables in the hallway with the hidden hole, idiot

Osu!Rhythm: NEVERMODF RYITO IVNEDD YOHC

Red()Bandana: Pippi?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: translation: "Nevermind Ryuto, I need help."

Red()Bandana: oh okay.

IWantMyPonytaleBack: 3...2...

Red()Bandana: WAIT WHAT?!

GURINUUU: you done messed up.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: MIDORI YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

GURINUUU: *dies*

I'm-Mai-sown-Waifu:... I don't doubt that she died actually.

IWantMyPonytaleBack: oh great, Ryuto just Naruto Ran past the club room trying to find Pippi.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: should we help?

IWantMyPonytaleBack: nah.

5:47

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: the teachers forgot us

IWantMyPonytaleBack: we get to stay here all night!

Red()Bandana: ummmm I still can't find Pippi OR Musume's clique, and I'm kinda having a panic attack

IWantMyPonytaleBack: have fun

GURINUUU: I would help but I'm supposed to be dead

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: M I D O R I

GURINUUU: *dies*

Red()Bandana: can somebody PLEASE help me find her

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: uh, I would, but I just saw Ayano Aishi walking by and she freaks me out.

Red()Bandana: Where is she?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: by that old band club storage room?

Red()Bandana: maybe she saw Pippi, I'll follow her...

IWantMyPonytaleBack: LIKE I SAID, HAVE FUN.

GURINUUU: What Gema said, Hope you have fun!

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: kill...kill...kill...

GURINUUU: eep!

6:02 PM

IWantMyPonytaleBack: Ryuto, what did you do? Why is there police sirens? What did you break this time?!

IWantMyPonytaleBack:...

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: lets just check.

GURINUUU: Should i come?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: oh no, you stay right where you are.

GURINUUU: okay! But keep me posted >:3

IWantMyPonytaleBack: Well, somebody is getting arrested.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: i knew something was wrong with her! It's that weird Ayano girl who's always like 'do you have a task I can do?'

GURINUUU: well obviously it's her! YanDev made her!

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: Y...

GURINUUU: ehhh...?

IWantMyPonytaleBack: run.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: well, Ryuto is trying to talk to the cops but they're ignoring him.

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: oh! Hey! It's Ryuto!

IWantMyPonytaleBack: ANSWER YOUR PHONE AND STOP PESTERING THE AUTHORITIES RYUTO

Red()Bandana: GOD! Fine!

GURINUUU: hi Ryuto! What happened? Do you have a color scheme? What does aid taste like? How come strawberries don't have a scent and yet we have strawberry scented items?

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: yes.

GURINUUUU: okay!

Red()Bandana: that weird Ayano chick used a tranq on Pippi!

IWantMyPonytaleBack: she probably plays that new bio-lab game

Red()Bandana:└(ﾟдﾟ)┐ this is serious guys!

I'm-Mai-Own-Waifu: well you aren't acting like it.

Red()Bandana: would you guys just come over here?! All of you are right there!

GURINUUU: I'm not!

Red()Bandana: okay well screw you Midori

I had no idea what I was doing for this but I was watching YanSim videos and THAT DUDE kidnapped Pippi and I was like "oh, hey, game mechanics is a thing."

I'm the words of Lin Manuel Miranda: god help and forgive me-