Oka: if I run to dark, she'll catch me...

Oka: I'm coming!

Dark: No, I'm holding cheese cake! *drops cheesecake to catch Oka*

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Galaxy: if me and Berry claim heck, we'll be our own realm, right?

Okami: no, you'll be a bunch of angry kids with no money

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*when the scary people plus Galaxy and Berry aren't here*
Axil: *playing tombone*
Shiromi: *repeatedly slamming doors*
Dragons and wolves: *breakdancing*

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Dark: hi, I'm dark, and you are?
Oka: not as straight as I thought, apparently.

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Kiyoko: what does legacy mean-

Almost freaking everybody: PLANTING SEEDS IN A GARDEN YOU NEVER GET TO SEE-

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Okami: *sigh* what's your secret to staying down to earth.

Berry: Well i means...

Berry: gravity

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Satan: could somebody please pick up the trash?

Satan: thank you Kuroko.

Satan: Kuroko, put the Megami down.

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Akane: how did you find me?

Every single person on this god forsaken earth: oh, easy, I just followed the sound of utter betrayal!

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Midget: I tried to form a gang once... It turned into a book club

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God: we have an army

Satan: we have a Dark, which is basically the same thing

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Okami, salty about her love life: MERRY FREAKING HEARTS DAY EVERYBODY, LOVE AINT GETTING TO YOU THIS YEAR

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Satan: Berry, I know you snuck out last night

Berry, mentally: say something dumb

Berry: who's Berry?

Berry, mentally: not that dumb-!

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Berry: hey gays!

Pretty much everybody: *chokes*

Oka: dont you mean Guys?

Berry: I know what I freaking said

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Okami: you read my diary?

Galaxy: in my defense I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel

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Galaxy, whispering: psst, whatd you get for number 4?

Okami: 27.8

Dark: 32.4

Berry: George Washington... somehow...

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