Okami: This job will require a bit of muscle, so I figured Dark should do it.

Tyr: What? No. I should do it. I'm a man.

Dark: That's debatable.

Tyr: Well, I'm more man than Dark!

Dark: I don't accept that.

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Galaxy: I'm the reason why we can't have nice things and I'm fricking proud of it

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Dark: I'm not here to make friends.

(Literally 2 days later)

Dark: I may have time to work out after my study date with Oka , but I also have a very important tea party to attend-

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Nemesis: wanna hear a fun fact?

Akane: sure

Nemesis: I hate you

Akane:

Nemesis:

Akane: I don't know if I'd classify that as a FUN fact but-

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*sets the kitchen on fire*

Okami: shoot we need an adult

Berry: YOU ARE AN ADULT

Okami looking extremely horrified:
oh frick

Berry: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET OSORO

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Dark: i think you're overthinking it

Galaxy: i think you're under-thinking it!

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Blomst: ...come here often?

Galaxy: this is my house

Galaxy: but no.

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Okami: Why do you guys rely on me for life advice? Sometimes I forget to eat anything other than coffee.

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Most people: Friendly reminder that I literally actually cannot die, and I'd love to see any of you screwers try to take me down.

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Okami: I wanna jump off a cliff.

Berry: Okay, just make sure you press respawn afterwards.

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Galaxy: I have an idea!

Dark: a good one?

Galaxy: hey, hey, now let's not go that far!