Berry: aren't pescatarians the smart ones who think about life?

Galaxy: no, those are Philosophers, pescatarians are the god of the sea

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Midget, calling Berry: can you please explain to me why Okami and Dark are drunkenly yelling "NO, YOUR MY BEST FRIEND!" At each other outside my window?

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Dark: *steals bike and runs*

Galaxy: AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU IDIOTIC CORN MUFFIN

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Okami: Aight, I've slept for twelve hours, let's go for twelve more.

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Dark: murder is like potato chips, you can't stop at one

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Berry, sitting in a car with Axil in the drivers seat: get in, we're going to solve a murder.

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Okami: we need eggs, bread, and milk, write that down.

Galaxy: it's fine, I'll remember!

*an hour later*

Okami: what did you buy?

Galaxy: *holding up a Monokuma* a panda!

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Berry: If me and Okami were both drowning, who would you save?

Dark: you idiots can't even swim?

Berry: it's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Dark: my time and effort.

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Most people: I'm now going to demonstrate the magic trick of hiding under my covers until life stops being mean to me.

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How did you break the rules of the science fair?

Galaxy: I showed time was circular and therefore plagiarizing itself

Berry: failed to meet the ethical requirements of not conducting electricity through a lobster

Okami: When I depicted the principle and his family at the base of my baking soda volcano, he was clearly abo dining him to save themself.

Dark: tried to pass of Newton's theory of gravity as my own work

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Tyr: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a sword. A big knife is also okay

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Okami: Did you notice anything?

Galaxy: No, although I guess I did notice that the sofa's pretty comfortable

Okami: Uh, okay. How about something more useful.

Galaxy: I'd say that the comfort level of a sofa is pretty useful.

Okami: Right.

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Berry: and yes, I is a witch
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Dark: get this on tape in case I die or whatever