Edit: there was a typo that ended up being a curse so I edited it

Everybody in one word

Dark: Attacc
Berry: Adopt
Okami: holy-
Galaxy:where???

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Galaxy, not going to sleep: what time is it

Berry, also not sleeping: idk pass me that saxophone

Berry: *plays saxophone*

Okami in the other room: WHO THE FRICK IS PLAYING SAXAPHONE AT 3AM?!

Berry: it's 3 am

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Dark: when somebody says "I beg your pardon," you have to assert dominance by saying "then beg"

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Okami: I'm not drunk

Berry: yes you are

Okami: no I'm not

Berry: then tell the time

Okami: *turns to clock* I'm not drunk!

Berry:...

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Galaxy: What is your greatest fear?

Dark: Losing my loved ones.

Berry: Being forgotten.

Galaxy: dang, that's deep. I was going to say the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about it now-

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Dark: Hey, everybody, know it's not "cool" to follow rules in this wasteland God has abandoned, but I must inform you that the laws of physics do still remain in place the next time you decide to attempt to throw an entire loaf of bread onto the balcony.

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Berry: I am very frightened and would like to go home, and also a pinata. I have been good and I deserve one. That is all. Thank you for your time.

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Galaxy: Yes police?

Dark: YES I AM POLICE

Dark, pointing to Okami: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING A LITTLE BRAT

Okami: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Galaxy: Oh shoot

Okami: I WILL YEET YEE INTO THE ABYSS

Galaxy: HEY get out of my safe space!!

Galaxy: Go find your own place to cry!

Okami: NO I'll invade your space while running from the law!

Okami: SHE CAN CRY IN J A I L

Okami: NO CELL CAN CONTAIN ME! ART CANNOT BE KILLED IT CANNOT BE OBTAINED

Dark: SHUT THE FRICK UP ART IS UNDER ARREST TOO

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Berry: You know there's something called later, right?

Okami, running on 14 cups of coffee and no sleep: But that's such a terrible concept though.

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Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?

Berry: Yes hi, I went to sleep at 10 in the
morning and woke up late at night.

Dispatcher: And what's the problem?

Berry: That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out. Here- tell my friend Dark, please.

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Okami : I finally got my average resting heart rate down to 65 beats per minute.

Okami: Only 65 more to go.

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Berry: Current idiot level: I dropped my phone and said NYIKKERS

Galaxy: Oh really I put a fork in the microwave you will NEVER surpass me

Berry: So I'm just a dork and you're a hazard to yourself

Galaxy: chick I'm a hazard to society don't underestimate me

Berry: You're not powerful enough to be a hazard to society

Galaxy: SHUT

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Dark: making my way down town

Dark: walking fast

Dark:...

Dark: walking slightly faster so that my steps match with Okami's because she's short

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Okami: I bought a waffle maker and named him George because everyone knows the first step of making waffles is being polite to the waffle overlord