(Readers POV) (White Void)

I quickly pushed over the word CHIBI. I saw Yang put the word RWBY over it and Weiss put Ruby's symbol next to the words. I jumped up on top of the words and gave a piece sign. I looked at the camera.

(Y/N): Before anyone asks, I'm the (Y/N) from the Yin and Yang timeline by [Name Redacted]. I tried telling him that the team name RWBY wouldn't quite fit for everyone but he just ignored me.

I saw Ruby fall down from the sky. I saw Yang lean on the words, making them move and fall down. I fell down and landed on Yang.

(Y/N): Ow!

Ozpin: Cut!

Ozpin walked over and shook his head.

Ozpin: What seems to be the problem?

Yang: The problem is (Y/N) on my head!

(Y/N): Maybe if you didn't move the logo we wouldn't have this mess!

I jumped off of Yang. I made sure to fix my hair.

Ozpin: We did this a thousand times before.

Ruby: Wait. What if someone is trying to sabotage us?!

Ozpin: So you're proposing that someone sneaked in and is trying to destroy us from the inside?

Ruby: Yes! Exactly that!

I saw a light fall down, almost hitting Ruby. Everyone looked up and saw Emerald.

Emerald: Sorry about that.

Ozpin: That's ok, mistakes happen.

(Y/N): Man whatever. I'm going to take five.

I started to walk away.

Yang: Hey, (Y/N)! Come back here! We have a show to run!

(Dorm Room)

I slowly opened my eyes. I looked around and I'm in my dorm room. I let out a yawn and stretched.

Yang: Good morning!

(Y/N): AAAAH!!

I jumped off my bed and hit my head in the ceiling. I crashed down onto the floor. My eyes are swirling.

Yang: Are you ok?

I shook my head and stood up with steam coming out of my ears.

(Y/N): Why would you scare me like that?!

Yang: I was just making sure you were awake.

I sighed and walked out of the room. Ruby got in front of me holding a pair of fake wolf ears.

Ruby: You're coming with me! Get Yang too!

(Y/N): I don't- WAAAAH!!!

Ruby grabbed me and started to use her semblance to go really fast. What am I being forced to do?!

(Outside)

Ruby set up a stage with big pictures on it to simulate a forest background. Team JNPR is watching the stage. I tried to get the rope that's around me off. Why am I even up this high?

Ozpin: And now, Team RWBY presents: an original stage play, entitled Little Red Riding Hood. Once upon a time, there was an adorable girl who went by the name of Little Red Riding Hood.

Ruby jumped onto the stage.

Ruby: What is good in the hood?!

Ozpin: Loved by many and known for her colorful hood, Little Red was on a very important mission: To deliver baked goods to her dear, sweet grandmother.

Ruby: Yeah, we tried to put her in a home but she wasn't havin' it, so... Gotta go feed her.

Yang, wearing glasses, suddenly jumped onto the stage.

Yang: Hey Red, make sure to bring grandma some produce this time! These old legs can't run on chocolate chips alone!

Yang started to run in place. Ruby sighed and rubbed her face in frustration.

Ruby: Yang! This isn't your scene!

Yang put on a fake nose and mustache.

Yang: And these aren't even real glasses! Heyo!

Yang walked backwards off stage. Team JNPR started to laugh. Ruby started to grumble.

Ruby: Amateurs.

Ozpin: But as she frolicked through the woods to her grandmother's cottage, she came across a creature who had more sinister intentions...

Ruby gasped. I started to get lowered, so I'm now visible to everyone else. I fixed the wolf ears on my head.

Ozpin: A Big Bad Wolf!

I crossed my arms and looked mad at Ruby.

(Y/N): Why am I the wolf?

Ruby: Duh, because you're mean all the time! You're perfect for a villain role!

(Y/N): Why not Zwei? He's an actual dog.

Ruby: Zwei? He's the stagehand! Plus, the wolf's a bad guy, and you can't be mad at that face!

I looked over and saw Zwei holding the rope in his mouth. Zwei noticed Ruby staring at him and smiled, letting go of the rope, causing me to hit the stage face first. I got up and wiped any dirt from my face.

(Y/N): Give me on good reason I'm helping you with this?

Ozpin: The Big Bad Wolf wanted to gobble up Little Red and her treats, but he had made one terrible mistake! Little Red Riding Hood was a trained warrior with a deadly mechanical scythe!

Ruby pointed her scythe at me.

Ruby: It's also a gun! Back off, Wolfy!

She cocked her weapon. I took a few steps back, getting off the stage.

Ozpin: But the wolf wasn't going to give up that easily. He had a plan...

Ruby: Scene change!

Zwei ran up to the background and kicked it away, revealing an interior of a house. Zwei put a bed on the stage and carried me on the stage. Now that I'm thinking about it, when did Ruby do all this?

Ozpin: He took a shortcut to Little Red's grandmother's house, where hhe found the old woman sleeping soundly in her bed.

I looked at the bed and Yang isn't in it. I got confused and looked around. I just want this over with.

Ruby: Yang!

Yang slides on stage, stopping next to me and doing jazz hands.

Yang: Did somebody say grandma?!

(Y/N): Wow, you're quite energetic for an old woman.

Yang: I work out!

(Y/N): I thought the narrator said you were in bed?

Yang: Who has time for sleep when I've prepared this great song and dance number! And-

I picked Yang up and tossed her on the bed. I walked to the bed and put my arms up, like I'm about to pounce. I must look so stupid right now.

(Y/N): It's time to eat you.

Yang started to fan her face with her hand.

Yang: Easy there, Wolfy! You haven't even bought me dinner yet! Heyo!

I felt my face heat up. I took a step back and started to stutter.

(Y/N): It-It's not like that!

Yang: That's what you say.~

I smacked myself in the face. I walked off stage.

Ruby: (Y/N)! Where are you going?!

(Y/N): Yang can be the stupid wolf!

I took the wolf ears off me and threw them at Yang.

Ruby: Stop ruining my vision!

(Dorm Room) (Yang's POV)

Me, (Y/N), and team JNPR are sitting around in a circle with a bottle in the middle. (Y/N) grabbed an end of the bottle and spun it. The bottle started to lose its momentum. It was about to stop in me. I smiled to myself, this is going to be the chance I wanted! The bottle kept spinning and didn't stop on me. I took a deep breath to keep my cool. The bottle stopped in front of Nora. (Y/N) and Nora looked at each other.

(Y/N): Um...

Nora: Pucker up big boy!

Nora pulled out her hammer and stood up.

(Y/N): That's not apart of the game!

Nora: It is for me!

(Y/N) started to run and Nora gave chase. They ran out of the room and into the hallway. I heard a bunch of stuff get destroyed. (Y/N) came crashing through a wall with Nora's hammer in his face.

Nora: If it lands on me, you have to kiss my hammer!

Jaune: Probably should've led with that information.

I walked over to (Y/N). I tapped him on the arm. He twitched slightly, so at least he's conscious.

(An Hour Later)

(Y/N) is laying down on his bed. He has bandages all over his face.

(Y/N): I'm never doing anything with Nora again.

He was slightly muffled, but I can hear him.

Yang: Are you ok?

(Y/N): I should be normal by the next episode.

Yang: That's good to hear.

I noticed that Ruby and Weiss haven't showed back up yet, so it's just me and (Y/N) here. I smiled to myself and walked up close to (Y/N). He looked over at me and his eyes filled with confusion.

(Y/N): What are you doing?

Yang: I'm just going to make sure you're actually ok.

I started to pat down his body.

(Y/N): Yang, Nora hit my face. My body is fine.

Yang: Hey! You could've gotten hit somewhere else and your brain is focused on the pain on your face!

(Y/N): Alright fine, fine. Go ahead.

I kept feeling his body up and down. (Y/N) kept staring at me, probably wishing that I'll get done soon. I heard the door slam open, causing me to jump back. I looked over and saw Ruby.

Ruby: Is (Y/N) ok?! I saw a (Y/N) shaped hole in a wall!

(Y/N): Ruby, I'm fi-

Ruby: I'll go get the whole milk! A video game! And a motivational cat poster!

Ruby dashed out the room. I sighed. That stuff only helps when you're sick. Ruby quickly came back holding some stuff. She ran up to (Y/N) and handed him the stuff.

Ruby: I tried my best to find things!

I took the poster and it's a poster of me hanging in some monkey bars with text at the top reading "Yang In There". I chuckled to myself.

Yang: Where did you get this Ruby?

Ruby: The store was sold out of cat posters so I made a custom poster.

(Y/N): I don't need all this stuff.

(Y/N) got out of bed and walked around.

(Y/N): See? I'm just fine.

Ruby: Oh... Can I have that milk?

(Y/N): Go ahead.

Ruby celebrated and grabbed the glass of milk, running out of the room. I laid down on (Y/N)'s bed and let out a sigh of relief.

(Y/N): Get out of my bed!

Yang: I don't wanna.

(Y/N): You have your own bed!

Yang: But your bed isn't a mess. It's nice and comfortable. Can I please sleep in this bed?

(Y/N): No.

Yang: Please?

(Y/N): No.

Yang: Please?

(Y/N): No!

Yang: Pretty please?~

My body turned to look like the Yang in the main RWBY timeline. I did a little pose, showing off my body. (Y/N)'s face went so red that I can see the red through the bandages.

(Y/N): What the?!

(Y/N) turned to look away and he ran out the room in embarrassment. I smiled to myself and my body went back to Chibi.

Yang: That wasn't a nooo.~

I got under the covers and snuggled up into them. I can smell (Y/N)'s scent on them. I brought my head back.

Yang: (Y/N) needs to get better soap.

(The Next Day) (Readers POV)

I was about to walk into the kitchen to get something to eat, but I heard people talking. I peaked around the corner and saw Ruby and Yang talking.

Ruby: Where's (Y/N)? I haven't seen him all day?

Yang: Why do you care? He's probably around the corner or something.

Ruby: I care about him obviously. He is my teammate.

Yang: Whatever. Time to finish what I started!

Yang held up a knife and put a sinister look on her face! What is she going to do with that?! I quickly ran into the room.

(Y/N): Stop!

Ruby and Yang looked at me.

Ruby: Oh, hi (Y/N).

Yang: So he was right around the corner.

I looked at the counter and there is a pie there.

(Y/N): Wait, what's going on here?

Ruby: Yang was helping me cut this pie. Do you want a slice?

(Y/N): I- But I thought- Yang with the knife-

Yang: You sound like you were about to witness a murder.

I stopped myself from further talking. I just made a fool outta myself.

(Y/N): Yeah, I would like a slice.

Yang: Alright. Three slices coming up.

Yang got her sinister look again and started to cut the pie really fast. Yang took the slices and gave me and Ruby a plate. Ruby cheered and skipped out of the kitchen with her pie. I looked down at my plate and the slice of pie I got was really big.

(Y/N): I don't need this much.

Yang: This is for us to share.

Yang kissed my cheek. I scoffed and looked away. I heard Yang giggle and put her hand on my shoulder.

Yang: You thought I was going to off Ruby just because I thought she liked you?

(Y/N): That's not what I thought at all!

Yang: It totally was. There's no way someone would kill their sister just because they like the same boy. That's just not realistic at all.

Yang took a fork and got some of the pie on it and put the piece in my mouth.

Yang: But if you want, I can be your "Yang"dere.

I groaned at her joke and started to walk away.

Yang: Oh come on! That one was a good joke!

(Y/N): I've heard better jokes on candy wrappers!

Yang: Don't make me kidnap you.~

(Y/N): Oh shut it already! I'm going to... Do a comedy segment with Jaune or something... If I can find him of course.

I walked down the hallway. I saw Zwei walking towards me. I bent down in front of him and put the plate with the pie down on the floor.

(Y/N): You want this?

Jaune: Sure. Thanks dude.

Did I just hear Jaune's voice come from Zwei?! I stayed silent and walked past him. What comedy segment did I miss?