Squirreled domination
Your POV
Wednesday
I was currently reading a book at the table taking a few notes until I heard proyhas scream. I looked over at him to see he fell off the couch, face down on the ground. Me and vambre ran towards proyhas to see what was wrong, like normal people.
Vambre: proyhas, what is it.
Proyhas: I had that ape flashback again, I feared for my body and everything inside it.
Me: wait, so was it a flashback or a dream???
Proyhas: both happen to me all the time.
Me: proyhas life is hard so deal with it, having to deal with scary stuff is one of the many set backs of being a warrior.
Proyhas: I know, and I usually love it, but it can be so scary sometimes.
Me: I think we can both finally agree on something.
Vambre: if you two say so
Me: what's that supposed to mean??
Vambre: well I don't know what it's like so I'm taking your words.
Proyhas: what that adventures can get scary?!??
Me: wait, so your telling us that you've never feared anything in our career?!??!?
Vambre: no why would I, I love this job.
Me: ok, I know for a fact your afraid of something, but what is the question???
Vambre: I'm afraid, your wrong (y/n).
Me: say that again and I'll Barry you alive.
Then suddenly the doorbell rong and then a shout.
???: I'm at your front door
Proyhas: AH
LITTLE BLUE BOMB MAGISWORD
CHAINSAW MAGISWORD
GROUND POUND MAGISWORD
We then hid behind the door as proyhas checked the hole to see who it was.
Proyhas: it's an apple????
Me: what? Proyhas, vambre that's an apple hat, which means it's fud.
Fud: it is indeed I fud, rare food in theistic, and I want to hire you to go a special food run for me.
Proyhas: oh a munchies mission ay? Sounds tasty.
Vambre: where do you want us to venture exactly??
Fud: the deepest darkest woods, I need you three cutie pies to find the golden oak tree and find for me five golden acorns.
Vambre:..... acorns.........
I didn't pay attention to the rest I just looked at vambre with a smirk. I know now what she's afraid of, squirrels.
Proyhas: don't worry dude lady, well do the thing with the thing.
Then once she left we went outside and shut the door behind us.
Proyhas: well we got ourselves a gig, ready to go.
Vambre: yes of course off we go fetch quest that we'll do easy pesy quscshy qkesy.
Me: hey vambre you ok, your acting squirrely.
Vambre: WHERE!!!! Is my head, I think we must do a quick check of which magiswords we can take for this job. Hahaha.
She stolling
Me: ok, well we'll need the hover swords to make that trip.
HOVER SWORDS
Vambre: and its dark at the deepest darkest, so I'll use my trusty torch magisword.
FLASHLIGHT MAGISWORD
ME: seriously vambre, just call it on what it's called!!!
Proyhas: I never leave home without my baby girl.
DOLPHIN MAGI-oh DOL DOLPHIN
Once she popped out she looked very ill.
Proyhas: AH, dolphin it's ok it's ok, it's just a little cold, you'll feel better if we go on a fun mission, right?
Dolphin just drupped more
Proyhas: AH!, I'm sorry you guys but I have to stay home and take care of dolphin magisword, poor sick baby.
Vambre: perhaps grup could stay here and...
Grup: did someone say sick, this calls for my super famous grup soup great for sick people and being famous, you'll see, they'll all see.
Proyhas: ya...... vambre can you do me a solid and do this mission, I'm sure it'll be a snap, I'd go but DOLPHIN if im not there for her, I don't know if she'll ever get better.
I folded my ears back, his crying was so loud.
Me: vambre say yes and make him stop.
Vambre: proyhas I will go grab the golden goods while you and (y/n) nurse dolphin magisword back to health.
Me: ya I'll guess I'll try to make a medicine or find an herb tea to heal dolphin
Proyhas then pulled us into a hug
Proyhas: oh you two thank you so much.
Once proyhas let us go vambre got on her hover sword and flew off.
Vambre: I'm off
Me: luck on the solo mission
Proyhas: even though you won't need it
Once she was out of sight.
Me: proyhas, I'm gonna need a few blankets, pillows, herbs, a few beakers, and a healing book. Stat
Proyhas: on it
He handed me dolphin and ran into the house. A few minutes later he brought the stuff.
Proyhas: wait why are we taking care of her outside.
Me: because the herbs have more effect outside and they work faster.
Proyhas: ok, how do you know this stuff?!?!
Me: I like to call it paying attention in Herbery and health class
Proyhas: says the person who didn't pay attention in performance class.
Me: you never payed attention in any other class, and I did pay attention in that class I just never did the projects.
Proyhas: then how did you pass the class, with flying colors?!?!?
Me: I just wrote something on a piece of paper and gave it to the teacher.
Proyhas: what did you write?
Me: private stuff, I'm also gonna need someone to keep an eye on dolphin magisword so......
ZOMBIE PUMPKIN MAGISWORD
Me: hey buddy
Zpm: hey what's up
Me: can you please watch dolphin magisword for please.
Zpm: ok
Me: great, thank you so much
I sat him down and sat down myself to get to work. I grabbed my empty beaker and sat it down. Than I grabbed this beaker
(Art not mine) and put it in the beaker once a little bit was in I put a health potion
I stirred a little bit and the mixture turned into a light purple. I then found some dolphin scale dust
I sprinkled a little in there and the mixture turned yellow. While I was trying to find another thing that might work I over heard what was happening over there.
Zpm: diagnosis.... no......diagnosis oo no no no
Proyhass zombie pumpkin please work on that bedside manner.
Zpm: get healthy........please
Proyhas: how does that feel girl, save your speaking voice, now do you need more pillows uh blink once for yes and twice for no, great now how about I sing you to sleep girl, can do
(The reason i made it so long is because your back is turned towards them)
I finally turned around to see proyhas.
ACCORDION MAGISWORD
Just as proyhas was about to start singing the door slammed open to reveal grup.
Grup: grup soup for the famous cure, here it is I named it after grup, which is me, grup
I looked inside the bowl yo see normal soup.
Me: wow, looks great grup
I took a whiff and it felt like a bunch of red fire ants were eating the insides of my nose.
Me: AH, but it smells awful
Proyhas then came behind me and smelled it.
Proyhas: um how do I
Me: grup it smells like a garbage mountain
Proyhas: I guess that's one to put it.
Me: what did you even put in stuff?!??
Grup then dropped the bowl on the grass.
Grup: no, I would never break the one famous rule of grup soup, never ask what's in grup soup.
Proyhas: I don't know if dolphin magisword should have any
Dolphin: blink blink
Proyhas: see she blinked twice that means no.
Me: and I don't think I'm willing to let you make any more unless I know what's in that stuff.
Then the bowl started to walk away, I was creeped out now.
Me: seriously
Grup: no I mustn't
Proyhas: come on
Grup: nooooo
Proyhas: even though you've asked not to require in your pot, I simply must know what the hay you boiled in our kitchen today, potato bug?
Grup: nope nope nope
Proyhas: a burger slug?
Grup: nope nope nope
Proyhas: a rabbits foot
Me: don't even joke!!!
Proyhas: some gale,a whale, or ginger ale, before we take a single sip, there's just one question on our lips just what the spud is in grup soup??
Grup: is never ever telling youp, it's a slam ryhme, I'm seriously not telling you.
Proyhas: aww, she falls asleep to my singing so easily.
Me: I'll idmit it that's cute
Proyhas: speaking of cute, how hoppus doing~?
I blushed super hard
Me: I-uh-don't know how he's doing today but I bet he's great
Proyhas: when did you and him get together
Me: the night we meet zed p, is there a reason your asking this???
Proyhas: I'm just curious, anyway I'm not meaning to sound rude but what do you see in him, i mean you and him have a grumpy personality but you smile at certain times.
Me: hey hoppus smiles, just when your not around, and he has a lot of things that make him attractive, he's caring, he's sweet, he can be there for you, even though he may not seem like it he can be a sweet heart ❤️.
I looked at proyhas and saw he had a smirk on his face.
Me: proyhas if your thinking what I think your thinking then you are so dead.
Proyhas: I already thought of a ship name
Me: no
Proyhas: its (s/n) (ship name)
Me: no
Proyhas: (s/n) (s/n) (s/n)
Me: PROYHAS!!!!!
Proyhas: haha, sorry it's just adorable to see you mad
Me: that is an affenceive fox stereotype.
Proyhas: I'm gonna go check on dolphin.
Me: ok, if you need me I'll be over there.
And so I got back to my work, I tucked my ears in to block out the sound.
A few minutes(I'm sorry but I'm lazy)
I finally finished so I untucked my ears picked up the medicine and turned around to see proyhas and vambre in pillows and blankets eating grup soup.
Me: ok I'm not even gonna ask, but hey once your finished with the soup I can give you the medicine.
Just then vambre was about to take a bite of the soup until a live squirrel popped out of the soup. Giving vambre the fright to run away.
Grup:poko now everyone knows the secret ingredient in grup soup.
Me: well, if you guys don't mind I'm going to get rid of all the squirrels in this area.
Remind me never to get sick when grup is around.
Hey guys I'm sorry hoppus never made an appearance in this one, but he was watching. I hope you guys enjoyed bye ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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