A/N: sam and dom get into a fight after school which leads to Paul Blart arresting sam. Despite dom being the one who started it.

Everyone walked out of the class but you and Austin stop near sam and the others that were near a plant that was clearly just Paul Blart with some leaves on him. Even they weren't fooled.

Sam: this bush looks very.......inconspicuous.

Grain: it really smells bad too.

Taurtis just giggled.

Xiran: it seems real sweaty.

Alex: it smells like Paul Blart.😐

Austin: oh. So like disgusting shit?

Paul Blart: 💢

Invader: hey! Don't talk about my dad like that! :(

Austin: I'm Just being honest.

The bush disguised Paul then ran off.

Sam: oh, the bush ran away.

(Y/N): that was weird.

Review: all well, it's gone now. I'm going down for lunch now. You and Austin sat at the usual table where sam and the boys sat at. Taurtis wasn't sitting down since he was taking with Salex. Who,d that was going on, Alex passed by you, giving you a warring.

Alex: just a bit of a heads up, chan is coming over.

You blushed a bit.

Alex: just remember my little bit of advice.

She walked to her table and stood near you.

Chan: hey.

You looked up to her.

(Y/N): h.....hey.

Chan: mind if I sit here with you today?

(Y/N): sure.

Chan: thanks.

Chan sat down next to you and ate her lunch while you were still blushing.

(Y/N):................um....c........ch..........chan.

She looked to you.

Chan: hm?

(Y/N): I was wondering if you'd.......well.........maybe..........

Alex:"whispers" take it easy.......

Austin:"whispers to himself"  come on, (Y/N). You got this.

(Y/N): I was wondering if................you'd be interested in going on a date with me sometime.

Alex sighed.

Austin:"whispered" yes!

Chan: I'd love to. We can do it after school.

She said as she finished her lunch and got up to out her tray away. While you said there, Austin gave you a pat on the back.

Austin: good job, man. You finally did it.

(Y/N): thanks.

Alex: just try to take things smooth with her once you're on your date.

(Y/N): I will.

The bell rung and everyone headed to the gym.

Sam: oh, I forgot to mention to you guys earlier, but okami is also Rowan's wife.

(Y/N): excuse me?

Austin: what did a nice woman like her see in a man like him?!

Sam: I forgot.

Everyone lined up and awaited what Rowan had to say.

Rowan: TODAY, WE'RE HAVING A RUN AROUND THE FIELD. FOLLOW ME, MAGGOTS!

You all followed Rowan outside and lined up. In the line, was Paul Blart.

Rowan: PAUL, YOU HAVE DIABETES SO SIT OUT!

Austin: he's got more than diabetes I can assure you of that.

Paul went and sat down. Everyone else ran. It went on for a while, everyone except sam, taurtis and Grian were running really fast. However, sam was losing breath and stopped for a moment near a spot where dom, who was also out of breath.

Sam: I guess we're both tried.

Dom: I'm not tried.

He said lying under his teeth as he got up and started running again. Sam did same.

Dom: I'm actually pretty strong.

Sam: I know you are. I think you're a really cool guy. We should not hate each other.

He said while the two were still running.

Dom: no. You stole my girl.

Invader: I was never yours, dom.

Dom: YES, YOU WERE!

The running just continued on and on until all the students were nearly exhausted.

Alex: this can't keep up.

Santiago: I'm stopping now.

Finally, the bell rung.

Logan: Oh thank god!

Rowan: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, GO HOME!

Everyone left and started to head home. On your way, chan Yandere caught up with you.

Chan: hey. You guys mind if I walk with you?

(Y/N): sure.

Chan: Thanks.

Austin: so, where will you lucky two be going for your date?

(Y/N): we haven't made an plans to where to go yet.

Chan: how about the movie theater?

(Y/N): hm...that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Sam: ow!

The three of you looked across the street and saw dom hitting sam.

Dom: get jumped kid! This is what you get for stealing my girl!

Sam: LET'S GO THEN!

Sam started hitting back. Austin ran over to help out sam. Paul then ran in there to stop the fight.

Paul Blart: stop fighting!

But Austin already drop kicked dom.

Austin: get drop kicked!

Dom was knocked out. Paul turned to sam.

Paul Blart: I expected better from you sam!

Sam: what?!

Austin: He jumped sam and attacked him first, you incompetent pig!

Paul was still talking to sam.

Paul Blart: I'm taking you down town to prison town blartaroo.

He started to take sam away and hitting him.

Sam: Taurtis, hit dom for me.

Austin: That's it, I'm kicking Paul Blart's fat ass.

Review and logan held Austin back.

Austin: let me go! I'm gonna kick his ass!

Review: no. You'll have your time with him next time.

Logan: yeah. Just not today.

Austin: this isn't over Paul Fart!

Paul continued to take sam to jail.

A/N: fat retard.