A/N: you start off your date by going to the movie theater, only to find that you had to listen to some bad jokes from Paul Blart.

You had gotten yourself ready for your date as you had some money with you Judy in case you both wanted something during the date.

(Y/N): okay, I'm all ready.

Austin: you're gonna do fantastic on this date.

(Y/N): hopefully.

Chan: it'll be fine with me.

There was a knock on the door. Austin went to get it and opened to see Alex standing there.

Chan: what are you don't here, Alex?

Alex: oh...I'm here on for my date with Austin.

Austin: wait, what? 0_0

Alex whispered in Austin's ear.

Alex: "whispers" we need to go with him to make sure things go smoothly.

Austin:"whispers" good idea.

He turned back to you and chan.

Austin: yes, me and Alex decided why not go on a date too.

Chan: well, you both make a cute couple.

Alex: um.......yeah.

(Y/N): well, let's get going I guess. Taurtis Managed to bail sam out a few minutes ago and now they're up at their house with Salex waiting for us.

The four of you walked out of your house and headed to sam's place where he, taurtis and Salex were out there waiting for you.

Austin: where's grian?

Salex: I heard him say that he was just going to stay at here while we go out.

Sam: yeah, he's got no date.

(Y/N): oh.

Taurtis: so you guys reedy to go to the movies?

(Y/N): Yeah. What movie are we going to see?

Sam: mall cop.

Austin then whispered to Alex.

Austin: "whispers" you said we just need to act natural on this, right?

Alex: "whispers" yes.

Austin: good. That means I don't haft to pretend with where we're going.

(TimeSkip).

You all headed to the theater and after buying the tickets, you headed into the room where the kid was being shown in. You all took your seats and saw Paul Blart walk on the stage that the movie was supposed to be played.

(Y/N): oh no.

Paul Blart: hey everyone. Hope everyone is doing well tonight. Unfortunately the projector broke. So instead of a movie, I'm gonna tel you guys some funny jokes.

Alex:"sighs"

Paul Blart: velcro. What' a rip-off!

A few people laughed while some others were silent because they didn't think it was funny.

Austin: boo.

Paul Blart: I was reading a book, the history of glue. I couldn't put it down.

Invader: Comedy King: Paul Blart.

Austin then yelled while others were laughing.

Austin: BOO! YOU STINK!

It was quiet for a few seconds before Paul spoke again.

Paul Blart: so uh......What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!

They laugh once again.

Paul Blart: I've got a knock knock joke Austin......

Austin: no..

Paul Blart: okay then, taurtis, you need go start it off.

Taurtis: me? Uh.........um..........okay......uh...., knock, knock.

Paul Blart: who's there.

Taurtis: ........Paul Blart.

Paul Blart: .........Paul Blart who?

Taurtis: uh....................Paul Blart is.................mall cop?

Paul Blart quickly thought of a new joke to do.

Paul Blart: ok. New joke. So I've heard that teacher Gareth's been hanging around lately. 9

Nobody laughed that time and Rowan even gave a glar at Paul.

Austin: That's it! I am going to kick the living dog shit out of this fucker. Then I'm throwing him off the stage!

Austin got up.

Paul Blart: well look at the time. I've got to go. Remember kids, stay in school and don't do drugs.

He quickly ran our of the building before any pissed off person from the seats could get to him.

(Y/N): boy.......that was uh............certainly an interesting moment that just transpired.

Chan: yeah.........real......interesting.

Everyone walked out of the theater and left. You and the others were heading to a restaurant for the rest of the date.

Sam: so, what are you guys going to order?

(Y/N): I'll see once I get up there.

Taurtis: I'll probably order everything on the menu.

(Y/N): please don't.

Austin: why is he following us?

They looked to Austin, who was looking behind to see Paul Blart in the distance, peaking his head from Around the corner. He quickly hid to avoid being seen.

Sam: oh, Paul's been doing that to spy on us for any "illegal activities".

Taurtis: yeah. It's almost every day.

Austin: yeah, not this time.

Austin picked up a rock and chucked it at the corner where Paul was peaking around. Just as Paul moved his head out of the corner to see if they were still there, only to be hit in the head by the rock. It knocked him clean out.

Alex: thank you.

Austin: he's not doing this shit today.

You all continued to the restaurant and pretended like nothing happened.

A/N: hopefully there will be no bad jokes in the restaurant.