A/N: While Sam and Taurtis are on a practice date with each other, with Yuki tagging along, some students from school had to withness whatever shenanigans occure because of the two. (Art belongs to heyistarflamanic on Deviantart).

As everyone was leaving school, Sam, Taurtis and Grian were all walking with each other while talking about what had just happened regarding Karu appearing at the school.

Sam: Man, that was crazy guys. That Yakuza guy just showed up at our school looking for us. And he even seems to know my name.

Taurtis: But how did he know that we went to this school?

Grian: Again, Paul Blart can be a bit of a blabber mouth when it comes to stuff. He more than likely told them about our names and that we go here. I only hope that he isn't aware of the fact that we had to move to a new home and where that's at.

Sam: I guess we'll have to stay in our "Samantha and Taurissa" disguises for a little while longer.

Taurtis: Oh greeeeat.......

Taurtis said with a sigh.

Sam: Now that I think about it, we should probably get you a disguise just in case, Grian.

Grian: Sam, even if our lives are in danger with the likes of the Yakuza, there is no way in hell I'll disguise myself as a woman. Least of all in a disguise made by you.

Sam: Come on man, it won't be that bad. It's worked so far for me and Taurtis, so it should.......

Grian: No!

Sam: Alright, your loss then.

Grian: It's really not.

Grian said while squinting his eyes and giving a fake smile.

Taurtis: So, where are we going to?

Sam: Well, I was thinking that since you're kinda dressed up like Sookie, that we could try to do a practice date. On that date, you can help me say what I should say to Sookie when I eventually have the real date with her.

Grian's mind: Which shall be never.

Taurtis: Hm, that's a good idea actually. You gonna ask me out?

Sam: Oh right. I should do that actually.

He said before he then pulled out a tulip.

Taurtis: Wait, Sam, are you serious? One flower?

Sam: Yeah.

Taurtis: Dom gave me like 30 flowers.

Sam: Are you serious?

Taurtis: You expect me to go out with you for only one flower?

Sam: Ugh! Fine! Here's some more flowers!

Sam sighed in annoyance before pulling out four allium flowers before giving them all to Taurtis.

Sam: There, is that better?

Taurtis: Alliums? You know I hate these.

Sam: Are you serious right now?!

Taurtis: I don't like the smell of them.

Sam: Fine, here!

He said before then giving Taurtis some money.

Taurtis: Money? Just what do you take me for? A prostitute?

Sam: Oh my god! What do you want, Taurtis?!

Taurtis: Wow, I feel so offended right now!

He said before he started to walk off.

Grian: This is going well.

Sam: Taurtis, wait!

He yelled before approaching Taurtis and pulling a bag of Toritos out of his pocket and giving it to him.

Taurtis: Toritos? Now this is what I'm talking about.

Sam: Is that good enough?

Taurtis: Yeah. This'll do. Now tell me how pretty I am.

Sam: Y.... Y.... You're beautiful..... your eyes look like the dark black void of an evil soul.

Sam said as his voice sounded like it nearly cracked trying to tell that to Taurtis.

Taurtis: Boy, you must really not want to go on this date with me, do you?

Sam: Taurtis, wait! This is my last bag of Toritos! My very last one!

He said before handing it over to him.

Taurtis: Hm, nice. Now tell me a poem.

Sam: Uh.... Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Taurtis I wanna go out with you....

Taurtis: Oooh, that was nice! Yes, Sam! I will go out with you!

Grian: Well this couldn't have been any more creepier.

Taurtis: I'm so excited. Where are you taking me?

Sam: Uh... how about the theater?

Taurtis: Oh, go see a movie?

Sam: Yeah, but act just like Sookie would and give me pointers.

Taurtis: Oh, so shun you and stuff?

Sam: No, don't shun me.

Taurtis: So, don't act like Sookie then.

Sam: I think Sookie would like me if I gave her money.

Grian: I think it'll only be the money itself that she'd like.

Taurtis: Okay, so you want me to be like "teehee teehee"?

Sam: Sort of like that.

Taurtis: I'll work on it on our way there.

Sam: Let's get going then. Hey Grian, you should come with us.

Grian: Yeah, next to have to walk alongside the two of you dressed as girls, knowing you both entered the girls bathroom and the fact there's a yakuza seemingly after us, I'm just wanting to head home and relax for a bit from the anxiety I've been having all day.

Taurtis: Alright then, we'll tell you how it goes when we get back.

Grian: I'd rather you not.

With that, Grian parted ways with Sam and Taurtis, heading to the train station while the other two headed to the movie theater for their practice date. On his way to the train station, Grian began talking to himself.

Grian: Honestly, with all that happened not very long ago, you'd think that some silly practice date would be the last thing on their mind. But then again, it's Sam and Taurtis. I shouldn't really expect much. Even after finding out Paul Blart tipped off the Yakuza about just about all who was involved in the drug bust, Sam pretty much puts his selfish lust for Sookie first before anything else. It's honestly sa......

Before Grian could finish that sentence, he immediately stopped at the entrance to the train station as a realization hit him.

Grian: Wait....... if he tipped off the Yakuza about everyone who was involved that night, then that means........ ah bollocks!

He said before he quickly started walking away from the train station and began walking down the sidewalk to a specific direction.

Grian: I better give them the heads up on this. They'll likely be in as much trouble as we are.

Grian continued walking before soon stopping and widening his eyes as he spotted Karu, leaning against one of the trees while smoking a cigarette near the school parking lot.

Grian: Why is he still here?!

Grian, now a bit panicked, tried to think on how to walk by without possibly getting Karu's attention. He soon turned his attention to the part of the sidewalk next to the train station entrance that led to the mall.

Grian: It'll take a bit longer, but I'll have to circle around there just so this guy doesn't spot me.

He said before taking the sidewalk that led to the mall. As this was going on, Sam and Taurtis reached the Movie Theater.

Taurtis: Oh hey, Jack and Jill's out!

Taurtis said as he looked at one of the posters.

Sam: We're gonna see Bee Movie.

Taurtis: I wanna see Jack and Jill.

Sam: We're seeing the Bee Movie.

Taurtis: Uh Sam, I'm pretty I'm the one who gets to choose what movie we get to watch.

Sam: Here, have a cookie.

He said as he pulled one out from his pocket.

Taurtis: You can't just bribe me with a cookie, Sam!

Sam: I've already got tickets for Bee movie!

Taurtis: Well, you better return them. Adam Sandler is a star.

Sam: Oh my god, you are so difficult, Taurtis!

While this was happening, Logan, Lando and Santiago, who were all there at the movie theater just to hang out, could soon hear the yelling Sam was making from outside and looked to see him.

Logan: Oh damn it all. Why are those idiots here?

Santiago: Yeah, it's not like Sookie is here for him to start creeping on.

Lando: He likely brought Taurtis with him just to give him sort of shitty support.

Sam: We're gonna see Bee Movie, Taurtis!

Taurtis gave a sigh as he followed Sam to the entrance of the building.

Taurtis: Oh my god. This is going really badly so far, Sam.

Sam: Why? What am I doing wrong?

Taurtis: I'm not enjoying myself.

Sam: Just come on, Taurtis!

As Sam was about to enter the building, he noticed Yuki sitting just outside with a Hunter x Hunter manga.

Sam: Oh dude, There's Yuki. And she's got the super rare edition of Hunter x Hunter.

Taurtis: Wait, really?

Sam: Yeah, I think that's like.... book 0.

Taurtis: Whaaaaat?

Hearing their voices, Yuki soon looked up to see them.

Yuki: Oh, hey girls.

Taurtis: Hey girl. Just sitting there, admiring that cool Hunter x Hunter comic you got there.

Yuki: Yeah, I really love this series.

Sam: Yeah, us too. I've read just about all of the volumes to the series that are out so far except for that one.

Yuki: I can let you guys borrow it once I'm done if you'd like.

Sam soon let out a gasp in response to this.

Sam: Yes, please. You are the coolest girl in school.

Taurtis: We could read it in bed while snuggling.

Sam: What? Dude, no. This isn't real. This is a fake relationship. We're just practicing dating, remember?

Taurtis: I know I'm just saying. We should at least take some cues from it when you eventually ask Sookie out.

Yuki: Are you both going to go see Bee Movie too?

Sam: Sure are.

Taurtis: I wanted to see Jack and Jill.

Sam: "I wanted to watch Jack and Jill". Taurtis, we don't do what you want. We do what I want because I'm the man of the relationship.

Taurtis: Dude, you're not gonna get Sookie at all acting like this.

Sam: Why not?

Taurtis: You really think she's just gonna put up with you treating her like this?

Sam: Wait, isn't this how you're supposed to do it?

Taurtis: No! Get your heads out of the 50s or 60s or whatever time it was, Sam!

Yuki: Wait, so are you two lesbians?

Sam: Oh yeah, totally. Right, "Taurissa"?

Taurtis: What no! I'm a weiner lover. Go wieners!

Sam: Taurtis, this is really just starting to get complicated.

Taurtis: If people think we're in a relationship, Sookie's gonna find out.

Taurtis said as he whispered to Sam.

Sam: Yeah that's true.

Sam then turned back to Yuki and explained.

Sam: We're just pretending to go out but without actually going out.

Taurtis: We're practicing dating because Sam doesn't know how to treat a lady.

Sam: Yeah.....

He said as he squinted his eyes at Taurtis while looking at him before looking back at Yuki.

Sam: You wanna watch Bee Movie with us?

Yuki: Sure.

Taurtis: You're inviting another girl on our date? I'm not good enough for you?

Sam: Dude, she's gonna let us borrow her comic book after she's finished reading it.

Taurtis: Fine. But I want snacks during this date.

Sam: Fine, I'll get you snacks.

Sam said before heading inside, with Taurtis and Yuki soon following behind him. As they headed to where the snacks were, Logan, Lando and Santiago watched as they entered.

Santiago: Oi, now that was just painful to watch and listen to.

Logan: It's like with how much further Sam wants to go with this, the more we continue to see how much of a douche he can be.

Lando: And that attitude he gave Taurtis just then shows it. That man cannot be in a stable relationship, if be in any kind of relationship at all, if that's where his head is stuck in.

Santiago: We should probably just leave and hang out somewhere else.

Logan: Eh, I've already spent my money on the tickets.

Lando: Plus, I'm actually kinda curious to see what advice Taurtis will try to feed to that desperate little rabbit.

Santiago: Fine. Guess I can try to find some form of entertainment in his stupidity.

Sam soon reached the snack bar, which was being occupied by PufferFishPete.

Sam: Hello, ring ring!

PufferFishPete: Hello, Mr hooman friends.

Sam: I would like to buy some snacks. For my girlfriends... I mean my lady friends over here.

PufferFishPete: Coming right up.

He said before crouching down behind the counter for a moment before getting back up and handing them some chocolates.

Sam: Thank you, sir. Now Taurtis, have some chocolate.

He said before handing it over to Taurtis.

Taurtis: Oooooo, nice.

Sam: Hopefully those don't go to your thighs or I'm dumping you.

Taurtis then gave a dumbfounded look at Sam in response to that comment.

Santiago: What the bloody fuck?

He said as he and the boys had heard the insult Sam had laid out.

Taurtis: This is going bad. This is going so very bad, Sam. We're gonna have a lot of things to work on. So many things that we'll have to fix.

Sam: Well, give me some pointers.

Taurtis: Well for one thing; Don't insult your girlfriend.

Sam: I wasn't insulting you! I was warning you of the dangers of chocolate.

Taurtis: Well you said it in an incredibly rude and insulting way. You literally said that if the chocolate goes to my thighs that you were gonna dump me. That's not a warning, that's just being cruel.

Sam: Well, I was just being honest.

Yuki: Um girls, I think the movie is starting soon.

Sam: Oh shoot, we better go get our tickets then. I'll buy you the tickets because that's what boyfrie..... I mean girlfriends like me do.

He said before he headed over to the ticket stand, which was being managed by CrabManCarl.

CrabManCarl: Hello there, ma'am.

Sam: Hello sir, I would like three tickets to Bee movie.

After Sam gave Carl the money, Carl handed him the tickets.

Sam: Alright, now follow me, girls.

He said before he headed to the stairs. As Taurtis and Yuki followed behind him, Logan gestured to the boys to follow them up there. After giving the tickets to Carl, who was also the ticket taker, Sam, Taurtis and Yuki entered inside the room and sat down in whatever seats were available and waited for the movie to begin. As Logan and the boys entered, they chose the seats two rows behind Sam and the others to listen in on them without drawing their attention if the boys started whispering to each other. After a few minutes, CrabManCarl stepped on stage.

CrabManCarl: Greetings everyone, it's great to see all of you having come out here tonight. But I regret to inform you all that the projector is unfortunately still broken.

Logan: The stocks for this place must have been holding up real well if they still can't even play movies here.

Lando: Last time I ever come here.

CrabManCarl: But do not worry, everyone. We've brought a very special guest with us here today. Ladies and gentlemen. Men, Women, Lizards, Dragons and Fish people alike....

Santiago: I can understand the lizards and Fish people part. But as far as my knowledge goes, I don't recall anyone here being a dragon or in relation to one.

Logan: That's probably just Carl overdoing his speech.

CrabManCarl: Give a round of applause to the one, the only, the striped, the sweet; Jerry Seinfeld!

After saying that, he entered the room and walked onto the stage. The man was not Jerry Seinfeld, but in fact, just Paul Blart in a Bee costume.

Taurtis: That's not Jerry Seinfeld.

Invader: Yeah! Go dad!

Paul Blart: Hey everyone! Unfortunately, we couldn't afford Jerry Seinfeld. But no need to worry, that's why they got me instead! Wooo! Who's excited?

Logan: Woohoo, I'm just bursting with excitement.

He said in an obviously bored tone.

Santiago: Screw this. I'm taking a nap. Wake me up when the shitty puns are all over.

He said before leaning back on his seat and placed both his hands behind his head for it to rest on while closing his eyes.

Invader: Good Luck, Papa!

Paul Blart: Well then, I certainly hope everyone here BEEhaves themselves tonight.

The only few people who laughed at the joke were Sam, Taurtis, Rowan and Invader. There were those who obviously didn't laugh. But Logan in particular not only didn't laugh, but he groaned under his breath.

Logan: God, I fucking knew he was gonna start it off with the basic Bee puns.

Paul Blart: What's the deal with mall...... I mean Bee food!

Invader: Comedy Gold!

Rowan: HYSTERICAL!

Paul Blart: What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Rowan: HAHAHAHAHA!

Taurtis: Wait, didn't he use that joke last time?

Sam: Are most of these just the same jokes?

Paul Blart: So, I was reading the history of glue last night! I couldn't put it down!

Rowan: OF COURSE, IT'S GLUE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lando: He's not even trying to make new jokes at this point and there's people like Rowan who are stupid enough to eat it up.

Paul Blart: So, what do Bees use to fix their hair? A honey comb!

Logan groaned once again after hearing that pun.

Logan: God, I'd rather listen to most of the jokes Saturday Night Live shits out at this point than this.

Paul Blart: Thank you! Thank you very much, everyone.

Invader: Yeah Dad!

Paul Blart: So uh.......... they paid me for 3 hours. And I kinda ran out of content already.

Logan: Oh thank God.

He said as he sighed in relief while Lando soon nudged at Santiago, waking him up.

Santiago: Huh? What now?

Lando: Looks like the fat man ran out of material faster than we thought.

Suddenly, PufferFishPete, now in the same bee costume as Paul Blart, ran up on stage.

Paul Blart: Oh hey look, it's my biggest fan!

Logan: Oh now what?

Paul Blart: 3! 2! 1!

After that, both Paul Blart and PufferFishPete both began to do some movement. Said movement could only be presumed to be dancing.

Santiago: Bad at jokes and bad at dancing, what are the odds?

After a little while of dancing, CrabManCarl soon approached the stage.

CrabManCarl: Alright, alright! That's enough!

Paul Blart: BUZZ off CrabMan!

CrabManCarl: Oh, well that's just a fishy joke.

Logan: Damn it!

CrabManCarl: Get off my stage. You're on the deep end now!

Paul Blart: Uuuuuh..... I'll be here all week.

He said before quickly running off the stage and out of the room.

Taurtis: That was uh..... that was great I guess.

CrabManCarl: Thank you all for coming, everyone!

Taurtis: Well this is a bust. We didn't even get to see the movie!

Sam: I think that play they just did was the movie.

CrabManCarl: Please leave.

With that, everyone got up from their seats and started to leave the room and the theater as a whole.

Santiago: Well then, I guess I'll just be sticking to streaming services from this point.

Lando: I'll probably just try to find a good copy of a movie when it's pirated.

Logan: Well, I'm heading home. I need to lay down after the freaking headaches I managed to get from Paul's shitty puns.

Santiago: Catch you guys later then.

He said before all three of them started walking off back to their respective homes. During this, Sam, Taurtis and Yuki exited out of the building.

Sam: Ugh......... Taurtis, you're not doing a very good job.

Taurtis: Wait, what?

Sam: You're not a very good date.

Taurtis: I'm doing amazing. Having to put up with all your harsh treatment.

Sam: Yuki's a better date.

Taurtis: Well why don't you go out with Yuki then!

He said before he started walking away.

Yuki: I finished my book while the.... "movie" was on.

She said as she approached Sam and handed it over to him.

Sam: Oh my god, yes. Thank you so much. Taurtis, she gave us the comic.

When he looked over to Taurtis, he noticed him just staring off across the street.

Sam: Taurtis?

He soon approached Taurtis, who just continued to look across the street.

Taurtis: That guy is still here.

Taurtis said before Sam looked over to the school parking lot. There, he could see Karu hanging out under a tree.

Sam: What's he doing over there?

Taurtis: Seems to be just hanging out under that tree.

Sam: He's being very suspicious.

Taurtis: Do you...... do you think he knows?

Sam: I don't think so. I mean, you rock your outfit way too well for him to be able to know.

Yuki: Know what?

Yuki asked as she approached them.

Taurtis: Uh... nothing!

Sam: Yeah, nothing.

Taurtis: Doesn't know how pretty we are.

Sam: Yeah. Hehe....

The two of them nearly began to sweat a little bit after keeping quiet to Yuki about what's actually going on.

Yuki: Oh, I see.

Taurtis: Say uh.... Samantha, I'm kinda hungry. Why don't you take me somewhere nice to eat.

Sam: Oh my god! Do you wanna go to the restaurant?

Taurtis: Yes.

Sam: Fine, let's go to the restaurant.

He said before the three of them started making their way to the restaurant near the mall.

Taurtis: Did you make reservations?

Sam: No.

Taurtis: You're supposed to make reservations.

Sam: It's a spur-of-the-moment.

Taurtis: Great, now we're gonna have to sit there and wait two hours just to get a table.

Sam: Oh my god. I don't think so.

After the three of them walked across the street and through the mall, they soon arrived at the restaurant and were greeted by CrabManCarl managing the front.

CrabManCarl: Good evening, humans.

Sam: Yes, hello. Are there any open tables that we could be able to sit at?

CrabManCarl: Hmmm, let me check real quickly.

He said before checking through a book. After a little bit of checking, he spoke again.

CrabManCarl: As a matter of fact, we've actually got a few tables left. Follow me.

He said before he started walking to one of the tables. Sam and the others followed right behind him. As they followed him, Taurtis and Sam spotted Pepe, now naked, in the restaurant.

Taurtis: Oh hey, Pepe's here.

Pepe: Oh.... hi guys.....

Sam: Why's he naked?

Taurtis: Pepe, why are you naked again? Put on some clothes.

Pepe: Dom keeps on stealing my clothes.

Taurtis: Oh.... that Dom.

Sam: He does usually try to do that to new people.

CrabManCarl: Um.... right..... if you three could continue to follow me please.

He said before he continued walking to their table. As they were following CrabManCarl, Ghost and Alex, who were both there at the restaurant as well, saw the three of them going by.

Alex: Oh god. Why the hell did those two idiots have to come here?

Ghost: And why the hell is Yuki hanging out with them? They must have baited her in or something.

Alex: I want to just leave, but I already ordered the damn food.

Ghost: Let's just try to get through this as best as we can and leave.

Alex: Fine, I don't want those idiots to see us together here and think that we're dating or something.

Ghost: Wait, so that wasn't why you asked me to hang out with you at a restaurant?

Alex: Shut up.

CrabManCarl: Can I get you three drinks before making your orders?

Sam: Oh sure. Um.... I would like to have uh.... a pool of donkey.......

There was a pause for a moment as Sam clearly didn't know how to order properly.

Taurtis: Where are you going with this?

Sam: I don't know. I don't know how to order beverages, Taurtis.

Tuartis: Just give us 3 waters please.

CrabManCarl: Very well then. While I am getting your drinks, I shall give you all time to order.

He said before walking off.

Taurtis: Gee, that was so difficult, Sam.

Sam: Look, I'm not exactly good with ordering things, alright?

Taurtis: Just let me do the ordering from now on, Sam.

Sam: Okay, what would you two like to order?

Taurtis: I mean.... they didn't really even leave us a menu to look at, so I can't really find anything to choose.

Sam: Let's just pretend we know what we're ordering, because they're just gonna give us PufferFish.

Alex: Oh god, they better not give me pufferfish after I made my order very specific.

She said, having easily heard what Sam and Taurtis were talking about.

Ghost: What, are you gonna complain if they don't give you what you asked for?

Alex: No, I'm gonna kick Carl in the nuts and then shove a carrot down Pete's throat.

Ghost: Oh..... O_O

Alex: I ain't no Karen. I'll cut the bullshit and get right to the case with these fuckers.

After a little while, CrabManCarl came back with a tub of water.

CrabManCarl: Water.

Taurtis: Wow, that's a lot of water.

Sam: That's a whole tub of water.

CrabManCarl: Forgive my clumsiness, I actually forgot to give you the menu.

He said before passing it out to the three of them.

Sam: Okay then, what do you guys want to order now that we've got the menu?

Yuki: I think I'll have the chicken salad.

Sam: Okay, and what about you, Taurtis?

Taurtis: Um... I'll have 8 pounds of lobster legs, I'll have ten ounce sirloin steak, mashed potatoes with extra fries on the side, and can I also get the bacon cheeseburger with the double patties?

Sam: Jesus!

Taurtis: And then I'll also have the triple strawberry cake mixed in with the uh..... what do you call those things? Avocados? Yeah, those fish things. And I want those all chopped up and on top of a pizza. And then I want that pizza put between two sandwich breads, wheat preferably, and I want it put into the oven and then toast it to maybe not where it's too crunchy but not where it's not cooked.

Sam: Oh my god! Taurtis! This is not something anyone would order. You'll die if you eat all of that!

Taurtis: What? No, I'll be fine. I'm a lot stronger than I look, Sam.

CrabManCarl: Would you like sauce with that?

Taurtis: Oh yes. I'll have some ranch mixed in with ketchup. And then maybe like five ounces of barbecue sauce and then some jalapenos on top of it.

Sam: Oh my god. This is not good. Are you done?

Taurtis: No I'm not done. Why would you think I'm done?

Alex: How the fuck is he expected to eat every single thing that he's only JUST NOW describe out if he can't even finished most regular foods sometimes?

Ghost: Dumbass will learn on his own about over ordering, or not. Either way, it'll be funny to watch him constantly walking into stuff via his own stupidity.

Taurtis: I'll also want a strawberry milkshake to go alongside all of that.

Sam: Okay NOW are you done?

Taurtis: Yes.

Sam: Okay good. I'm just gonna take some sugar packets.

Taurtis: Sugar Packets?

Sam: I can't order all these meals! I'm having to pay for this!

Taurtis: Yeah, this is gonna be expensive.

CrabManCarl: Alright, this order could take a while. And if there's anything else you need, just let me know.

Sam: I think we're all good with orders at this point.

With that, CrabManCarl headed off to give PufferFishPete the order.

Sam: Ugh..... I don't think I'm gonna be able to pay for all of this, Taurtis.

Taurtis: You have to.

Sam: Why?

Taurtis: Because you asked me on the date.

Sam: Eeeeeeeeeh.............. Taurtis, I think we may have to dine and dash.

Taurtis: What? Sam, no! We always go to this restaurant. They're gonna know if we do that.

Yuki: Samantha! You'll give yourself a bad name!

Sam: I can't pay for all of the food that Taurtis just ordered!

Taurtis: You don't have enough money?

Sam: No! I've got about 5000 yen and that's it.

Taurtis: Okay, that's definitely not enough.

Sam: We're gonna need to think of a plan out of here, because there's no way I'm gonna be able to pay for this.

Taurtis: Wait, but we didn't get the food yet.

Sam: Well, once he gives us all the food, we sprint out of here while his back is turned. That's good with you guys? You down with that?

Taurtis: Well, if you don't have the money to pay for all of it, we might not have a choice.

Yuki: We're gonna have to sonic our way out of this I guess.

After that, CrabManCarl eventually came back with the food and started to set it down.

Taurtis: Thank you, sir.

CrabManCarl: I'll be back in just a moment, this is just the first batch.

He said before heading back to the kitech to get the next batch. After a moment, he soon came back with the rest of the food and set it down.

CrabManCarl: There you all go, and I will be back later once you're all finished and pick up your payment.

He said before walking off. Sam watched as he did before whispering to the others.

Sam: Alright, start grabbing as much as you can carry, and once he's back in the kitchen, we make a break for it.

Taurtis and Yuki nodded yes in agreement. Once CrabManCarl reached the kitchen, Sam and them quickly got out of their seats and started making a break for it. PufferFishPete immediately saw this and shouted.

PufferFishPete: DINE AND DASH! GET THE KIDS!

Sam: Quick, run!

All three of them quickly booked it out of there, with FishKingFreddy and CrabManCarl chasing behind them. Alex and Ghost merely watched as this happened, with smirks on their faces.

Alex: Saw that coming.

Ghost: Maybe next time Taurtis will learn to not go for the heart attack meal.

Alex: Gonna be a real fun time watching those two idiots have to switch between disguises. Because their Samantha and Taurissa counterparts are likely gonna be banned here by this point.

Ghost: Serves them right.

Alex: Speaking of served, where the hell is our food? We made our orders minutes before those three even showed up and we still haven't gotten ours yet.

Ghost: Pete was likely being lazy back there until he got Taurtis' big ass order.

Alex: Well, he better hurry up with ours or he's gonna get worse than a dine and dash.

Ghost: Do you really want to resort to violence so quickly?

Alex: Okay first, You're packing weapons all over your home and you're the one asking me that? And second, Pete can be a lazy asshole sometimes. Just look with how he treated Pepe at lunch when he put him in a cage. He wants to lazily screw up our orders, he's gonna get what's coming to him.

Some time later, Pete soon came up to the both of them with two trays with metal covers over them.

PufferFishPete: Sorry for the delay, had a big order and a bunch of unpaying brats. Bon appetit.

He said before lifting up the trays and walking off back to the kitchen. As he was, Ghost and Alex got a look at their food, and it most certainly wasn't what they ordered. It was just PufferFishPete's pufferfish children. They could tell they were just slapped on the plates at the last minute because they weren't even cooked.

Alex:...... Excuse me for a moment, I need to have a word with the chief.

She said before she got up and started approaching the kitchen.

Ghost: Oh shit.

What followed next was the sound of struggling as well as PufferFishPete having a pack of Carrots being shoved in his mouth.

Ghost: We're definitely gonna need to find somewhere else to eat after this.

(Meanwhile).

You and Austin were merely just sitting around at your place, just relaxing a little bit. This was soon interrupted when you both heard a knock on the door. You got up to see who it was, only to soon be greeted by Grian after opening the door, who had a worried look on his face. The fact that he was there with that look more than likely meant bad news, causing both you and Austin to sigh and give a look like you were both just done.

Grian: H... Hey, fellas.....

He said in a nervous tone.

Austin: Look, if it's about the fact that Taurtis is dressed in an even more shitty and unconvincing yet not disrespectful disguise than what Sam's currently in, we know.

Grian: Um.... no. It's not that.

(Y/N): What? Did Sam make another poison? If he did, I'll smash the damn bottle against a wall.

Grian: It's not that either actually. Thankfully, he didn't have any ingredients to try and create another one.

(Y/N): Then what is it?

Grian: So, you guys are perfectly aware of the man in the blue suit that showed up earlier during gym today, right?

(Y/N): Uh yeah, I don't think we could really forget, considering Rowan went into a fit of rage on him.

Austin: Or the fact that you looked like you were nearly about to shit yourself when you saw the guy show up.

Grian: Yeeeeeeah. Well, about all of that. Remember the day when Me, Sam and Taurtis were evicted and had to move somewhere else?

(Y/N): Yes, I especially remember Sam whining and begging us to come with him as his protection.

Grian: Right. And remember that OTHER man in the blue suit they both had gotten that "Special Sugar" from?

Austin: You mean the drug dealer that got gunned down by Okami, Silly and Paul Blart? Yes.

Grian: Yeah.... Well, turns out there was a little more to that drug dealer than we initially thought......

Austin: What, you saying those two guys know each other or something?

Grian: Yes........ in more ways than I'd like to say.

There was a bit of silence as You and Austin glared a little bit before you spoke up again.

(Y/N): Grian........ who are these guys in the blue suits?

Grian: Alright, you're both going to need to brace yourselves for this. The drug dealer and the man you saw from earlier both work for.......

The name of the syndicate the two worked for caused You and Austin's mouths to nearly drop and your eyes to open as wide as they did in shock. Suddenly, you both shouted at the top of your lungs in both shock at who it was, and rage for what Sam had done.

(Y/N) & Austin: THE YAKUZA?!?!?!?!?!

The yells were so loud that they could be heard from several blocks away. Jason being one of the people who heard it.

Jason: Man, strange thunder sounds we've got out here and it's not even cloudy out.

Lando: It's probably just some animal outside you're hearing then.

Lando said as he was talking to Jason on the phone.

Jason: Anyways, what reason did you have for calling me?

Lando: Just wanted to call you to let you know that you made the better decision as to not go to the theaters after all.

Jason: Wait, really? What happened over there?

Lando: Well, Sam and Taurtis showed up there for some kind of "practice date", and Yuki even tagged along with them. Basically Taurtis was trying to give some pointers on how to do a date properly when he would eventually try to ask Sookie out.

Jason: Wait, were you guys listening in on them the entire time?

Lando: It really wasn't hard. Sam and Taurtis are anything but quiet.

Jason: Okay, but what were some of these tips Taurtis was giving Sam?

Lando: Hardly worth mentioning, Sam treated Taurtis like shit during some parts of their "date" until Taurtis had to give him pointers on how to not act like that to someone.

Jason: How bad did he treat him?

Lando: He literally told Taurtis that "if he let those chocolates go to his thighs then he'd dump him".

Jason: Jesus christ, with that attitude, he's much more guaranteed die alone at this point.

Lando: Yeah, just figured I'd tell you all that. Not much happened after that except a crappy play and bad puns from Paul Blart.

Jason: Guess I didn't miss much then.

Lando: Pretty much made up that part of my day. How was yours?

Jason: It was fine I guess. Not much really happened here. Except for maybe one thing.

Lando: What is it?

Jason: I think I saw someone sneaking into Chan's house.

Lando:........ Wait what?

Jason: Yeah, kinda seems like someone snuck into Chan's house. They even did the whole "looking around for a bit to make sure no one is looking" thing.

Lando: Um.... when did you see this happen.

Jason: Oh, Just now actually.

Lando:........................... What?

Jason: Yep. They're climbing through one of the windows and closing it.

Lando: Damn it! I'll be right over. I gotta call (Y/N) real fast!

Jason: Alright, you do that, and I'm just gonna stand here waiting for when the next chapter comes out.

Lando: Wait, wha....?

Jason: See you in a bit!

He said before hanging up the phone.

Lando:...... You know what, not gonna try questioning what he just said there. I've gotta call (Y/N)!

He said before typing in the numbers and waited for you to pick up. Once you did, Lando started speaking.

Lando: (Y/N), look man. We got a bit of a problem going down near Jason's place....... w....... wait hold o........... what do you talking about............. I mean yeah, it's Sam, when isn't he doing something stupid. Just how bad could he have done...... Oh..... Oooh....... Ooooooooooh! Yeah, that's definitely very bad...........

A/N: This is the only chapter so far to have an "A/N" at the end. To put it shortly, it's gonna be a while until I do the next chapter since I'm gonna get back to work on other stories I had to hold off on for these rewrites.