A/N: After another school day had passed, one of which involved Sam trying to make his move on Sookie. You and Austin have an idea on where Sam got the uniform from and plan to take it back. All while Sam and Taurtis meet face to face with the person responsible for them and Grian's eviction and lawsuit against them.

As everyone was walking out of Mrs. Okami's room after the bell had rang, Sam was speaking with Taurtis about making his move while Grian walked beside them, simply not listening to whatever ridiculous plan they had this time around.

Sam: This is my time, Taurtis. Lunch time could be my perfect opportunity to hit on Sookie.

Taurtis: Now Sam, you gotta make a good first impression. It's very important.

Sam: Yeah, that's true. Because I don't know if the first impression I've made on her ever went so well.

Taurtis: No. Not at all.

Sam: I just need to try and come up with a much better approach this time around. I really gotta make her see I'm someone she would want to spend time with.

The boys suddenly stopped when Invader stood in front of them.

Invader: Hello there, Samantha. I don't believe we've properly met each other yet. I'm KawaiiInvader. But you can just call me Invader for short.

Sam: Oh uh Hi, Invader..... how's it going?

Taurtis: Hi, I'm Taurtis.

Grian: Yes, Taurtis, we're very much aware of who you are.

Invader: Are You and Dom dating now?

Sam: No, no! Uuuuuuuuuugh.....

Sam said as he gave a disgusted tone at even the thought of him and Dom dating.

Sam: Ugh...... I've got shivers down my spine just thinking about it.

Invader: Don't date Dom. He's clingy.

Sam: Yeah, I know that feeling.

Sam whispered to Taurtis as Invader started to walk away.

Sam: She's one to talk about clingy. I've only spent nearly most of this school year so far trying to get away from her. I mean, she's practically stalked me. Pretty much being a creep!

Austin: He's sure one to talk.

Austin whispered to You as the two of you walked past them and headed down the stairs to the cafeteria.

(Y/N): Given what he's likely done recently, I'd place him in a much higher category.

Austin: Criminally insane?

(Y/N): Just about the case with how things have been going, not for a single moment has he even considered any of the actions he's done or the bat shit stuff that he's said to be wrong in any way.

Austin: I feel terrible for whoever would end up making the choice of hiring him for a job in the future.

(Y/N): I feel terrible for whatever insane asylum that Sam is bound to end up in the future if he keeps his shit up.

You said as the both of you walked into the cafeteria and sat down with Silly and Chan in the table you usually sit at before starting to eat your lunch. While this was going on, Sam, Taurtis and Grian were visiting PufferFishPete in the nurse's office for Taurtis to get his uniform.

PufferFishPete: What do you boys want?

Taurtis: I came here becau...... Wait a minute...... Why aren't you wearing the shirt I gave you?

Taurtis said as he soon got side tracked from why he was actually there.

Grian: Oh no.

PufferFishPete: Oh that..... Uh.......

Taurtis: I thought you liked it. :(

As Taurtis was busy talking with PufferFishPete, Sam started to take bottles of medicine out from one of the drawers.

Grian: I'm going to regret asking, but why are you taking Pete's medicine?

He whispered to him.

Sam:...... I actually don't know.

PufferFishPete: Well about the shirt, Tortoise, I actually didn't really like it.

Taurtis: You didn't like it? Why?

PufferFishPete: it was a pretty slopily done and it honestly looked pretty stupid.

Taurtis: Hey! I worked hard on that thing!

PufferFishPete: The truth hurts. kid.

As they continued talking, Sam soon started drinking all of the medicine. Grian just sighed while shaking his head no in response to this while Taurtis soon took notice of what was happening.

Taurtis: Sam, what are you doing?

Sam: I'm drinking all of the medicine in the cabinets.

Grian: Sam, just stop it! that much medicine all at once will probably affect your body in a negative manner.

Sam: Nah, you see, because of the amount I've drunk all of that medicine at once, I'll get healthy much faster.

Taurtis: Sam, you'll probably pump your stomach doing all of that.

Sam: Oh Taurtis, don't be ridifhfhghgh......

He wasn't able to finish the rest of that sentence correctly as his mouth immediately numbed up as a result of drinking all the different medicines within a very short period of time.

Grian: Oh no.....

He said as he facepalmed.

Taurtis: Dude, is your mouth all numb now?

Sam: I fhohuvczdr my mouth fhghsighusovhghe!

PufferFishPete: Here, take some PufferFish. They should be able to help.

Taurtis: Yeah, eat some of his children.

He said as Pete gave Sam the Pufferfish.

PufferFishPete: Eat my child! Quickly! It'll take care of the numbness!

He said before Sam started to munch down on a part of the pufferfish as quickly as he could. After a couple moments, Sam's numbness started to dwindle.

Sam: Ah. That feels much better. My freaking mouth was numb for a moment there.

Right after Sam said that, his vision soon started to get a little red.

Sam: Uh...... is everything starting to get red for you guys? Or is it just me?

Taurtis: Uh..... no.

Sam: Well, things are starting to look a little red for me right now.

Taurtis: Well, we're in the nurse's office, so there shouldn't be too much to worry about.

PufferFishPete: It's just a minor side effect from the pufferfish. It'll wear off in about a minute or so once your body is used to it.

Sam: Good, I don't think I'll be able to focus on winning over Sookie's affections if all I'm seeing is red all the time.

Sam's eyes widened as a realization soon hit him.

Sam: Oh crap, I just realized, if we don't get going now, we're going to miss lunch!

He said before he quickly walked out of the room and started heading towards the cafeteria.

Taurtis: Oh yeah, I'm hungry.

Grian: I think my appetite has pretty much been ruined for today.

Grian said as the two of them followed behind Sam to the cafeteria. As they kept walking, Taurtis soon remembered something as he and the other two were already half way through the hall at this point.

Taurtis: Oh shoot, I completely forgot. I was supposed to ask him for my uniform.

Sam: Wait, you mean that whole time I've been drinking all the medicine, you never once bothered to ask him for the uniform?

Taurtis: Well, he wasn't wearing my shirt and it really hurt my feelings! That was a special shirt and he has the nerve to not wear it and even tell me that he didn't like it! The nerve of that guy!

The bell soon rang and everyone started to walk out of the cafeteria and make their way to the Gym.

Sam: Ah man, we just missed lunch! It was gonna be my best moment for me to make an impression on Sookie. And we missed it all because you were busy talking about your dang T-Shirt....... and I also drank all of the medicine....

Taurtis: Yeah, don't forget that this is also your own fault as well, Sam.

Grian: Well, at least he actually bothered to admit that he was also at fault in something.

They continued talking as they made their way to the gym along with their fellow students.

Sam: So, how should I attempt to approach Sookie now?

Taurtis: Well......

Taurtis was about to say something, but he soon realized something and spoke about that instead.

Taurtis: Wait, if you're pretending to be a girl, does that mean that you're gonna go into the girls' locker room then?

Sam: Man, I hope so.

Grian: Pervert.

Grian whispered to himself in disgust.

Sam: Huh?

Grian: Oh nothing.

As the boys entered the gym, they noticed both the boy and girl locker rooms were both boarded up.

Taurtis: Dude, wow.....

Sam: What the heck?

Rowan: AHEM!

Rowan said, getting the attention of everyone as the boys were standing in their line as the girls stood in theirs. Taurtis and Grian walked over to the boys line behind You and Austin while Sam walked over to the girls.

Rowan: THE LOCKER ROOMS ARE CURRENTLY BEING FUMIGATED! APPARENTLY, THERE HAS BEEN A BIT OF A BUG PROBLEM!

Sam: Dude, I'm standing right behind Sookie, what should I say to her?

Sam asked while carefully whispering over to Taurtis.

Taurtis: Try something simple. Just say Hi to her. It shouldn't be that hard.

Grian: Taurtis, I think just about anything simple regarding a woman will be a bit hard for Sam.

Grian whispered to Taurtis.

Sam: Okay, here we go....... uh..... Hi.

Sam said to Sookie, who soon turned around to look at him.

Sam: Hello. Hi. How's it going?

Sookie: Uh..... Hello...?

Rowan: NOW, START STRETCHING, MAGGOTS!

Everyone soon started doing their usual stretches, all while Sam kept on trying to figure out what to say to Sookie.

Taurtis: Try to compliment her on her stretching.

Taurtis carefully whispered over to Sam while stretching.

Sam: Oh right. Uh..... great glutes.

Taurtis: Ugh no.... not like that!

Austin: Well then, I can see that things are clearly going swimmingly for Sam right now.

Austin said as he was listening in on the boys' ridiculousness. As this was going on, Rowan soon walked right over to where Sam was.

Rowan: HMMMM!

Rowan squinted his eyes a bit as if something wasn't right about this "girl" he was currently looking at.

Taurtis: Dude, Rowan is checking you out.

Sam: Wait, what?

Sam soon turned around and widened his eyes when he saw Rowan standing next to him, somewhat observing him. He sniffed the air near Sam for a moment before speaking.

Rowan: THAT SMELL! SMELLS OF BLOOD AND TEARS!

Austin growled as Rowan mentioning both the blood and tears part puts more into both yours and his suspicion on where Sam got that uniform.

Sam: Well uh..... funny thing about that....

Rowan: I LOVE IT! IT REMINDS ME OF WAR!

Taurtis sighed in relief from this while You merely raised an eyebrow at Rowan. As everyone kept stretching, Rowan continued to stare down Sam, who continued on his stretches. However, he couldn't keep going with Rowan still practically standing next to him.

Sam: Okay, Rowan, you're kinda creeping me out, standing so close to me like that. I'm feeling a little violated.

Rowan: EVERYONE ELSE, STOP!

Everyone in the room soon stopped with their stretching.

Rowan: SAM, YOU KEEP GOING!

Invader: Sam isn't here today, Rowan. That's Samantha.

Sam: Ugh.... Taurtis, Grian, I don't know how I feel about this.

Sam said as he continued stretching.

Taurtis: He just wants to make sure that you don't slack off.

Grian: Besides, you asked for this when you decided on thinking dressing up as a girl was a good idea anyway.

Rowan soon pulled out a camera and started taking pictures for some reason.

Sam: Wait, wow! Is he taking pictures?! He's got a freaking camera out!

Rowan: KEEP GOING, SAM!

Sam: Okay, you know what? I'm done! I'm not gonna take this abuse anymore!

He said as he stopped stretching before then calling out to Okami, who was standing at the upper parts of the gym.

Sam: Mrs. Okami! Gym Teacher Rowan is taking pictures of me while I'm working out.

Taurtis: I mean, to be fair, he could be doing it to review it later. Like a game day film, like you watch it and learn? I'm pretty sure that's a thing in sports.

Sam: I didn't know that actually.

Okami: Rowan, what have I told you about recording stretching exercises?

Rowan: THAT I SHOULD DO MORE!

Sam: That's a little intrusive on my privacy!

Rowan soon looked back to Sam.

Rowan: MAGGOT, YOU ARE IN A SKIRT! YOU HAVE NO PRIVACY!

(Y/N): Nothing against Okami, but It's honestly good to know that at least Rowan was able to see right through Sam's cheat and repulsive disguise.

Rowan: ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, LET'S GO!

Rowan said before he started walking outside, with everyone soon starting to follow behind him.

Sam: Taurtis, this is ruining all of my hitting on Sookie. This entire day, I've been trying to hit on Sookie, but all I've been getting is stuff like Dom hitting on ME! This really backfired!

Taurtis: Well, maybe you could take some notes on what they're doing to you and you could use that with Sookie.

Sam: So, take pictures of Sookie and tell her to work out?

Taurtis: Uh.... maybe NOT do that. Infact, just forget what I said.

Sam: Hm, maybe I could try and give her some flowers.

Sam said before running off from the group for a moment to a part of the school where flowers grew at. He started picking a few as quick as he could so he could get back before Rowan noticed.

Taurtis: Get me a flower while you're over there!

Sam: Fine. Just stop shouting or Rowan is gonna figure out I'm not with everyone.

Sam said before he picked up two pink Tulips and quickly ran back over and handed Taurtis one of them. Taurtis proceeded to give a deep smell of the flower and let out a sigh.

Taurtis: Ahhhhhhh~

The two of them got back in line as Rowan started speaking.

Rowan: ALRIGHT! BECAUSE OF OUR BUDGET, WE ONLY HAVE ONE BOW!

(Y/N): You know, with home many times Rowan has brought up this school's budget, I'm more willing to believe that they've never really had one and most of their staff is working for peanuts.

As Rowan was talking, Sam tried to speak with Sookie again.

Sam: Hello, Sookie. How's it going? I have this tulip, just for you.

He said as he handed it over to Sookie, who seemed to have reluctantly taken it.

Sookie: Oh uh.... thanks.

Sam: It reminded me of your "tulipy" smile. And when I saw the pink lusciousness, it reminded me of your hair, blowing graciously in the wind.

Grian: Oh give me a break.

Grian said as he rolled his eyes. As Sam was speaking to Sookie, Rowan soon came over to him.

Sam: Stop hitting on me, Gym Teacher!

Rowan: PANSY!

He said before waking back in front of everyone.

Sookie: So uh..... yeah..... thanks for the flower it's so....... thoughtful.....

Sookie said as she clearly didn't sound like she was alright by being given the flower, but not impressed.

Sam: Dude, she likes it. She actually likes it!

He whispered over to Taurtis.

Taurtis: Great, it's working! Keep it up and you'll win her over yet.

He whispered back as Grian rubbed the bridge of his nose with his thumb and index finger.

Austin: You know, given how Sam seems to be blind to the uneased and even disgusted emotions Silly has shown in responses to the things he's done or said, I'm curious on how he would take things if Sookie was to act genuinely frustrated or even angry with Sam.

Rowan: NOW THEN, LIKE I WAS SAYING! IT'S ARCHERY DAY! BUT WE ONLY HAVE ONE BOW, ONE OF WHICH I USED TO PARTIALLY USED TO SHOOT SAM! WE'LL BE GOING BY THIS IN A TURN BASED SYSTEM! ONE PERSON WILL USE THE BOW AND FIRE AN ARROW AT THE TARGET BEFORE MOVING ASIDE AND PASS THE BOW ONTO THE NEXT PERSON! NOW GET STARTED, MAGGOTS!

As StarForce was going first, Sam seemed to continue on his chat with Sookie.

Sam: So, Sookie, did you like the flower I gave you?

Sookie: Oh yeah. It was nice I guess. Um... Quick Question; You're Sam's twin, right...?

Sam: Oh yeah, I'm Sam's twin sister alright.

As he tried talking with Sookie again, Rowan stood in front of him.

Sam: Why does he not like me trying to hit on Sookie?!

Rowan: NO FLIRTING!

Rowan said before he walked off.

Sookie: This might be stupid to ask. But did Sam possibly give you any of that food he calls Salex, perhaps?

You and Austin both raised your eyebrows and looked over to her after she asked that question. Taurtis merely gave an unfortunate sigh.

Taurtis: Are people catching on? Are they really somehow liking that?

Sam: Oh, you want some of Sam's Salex?

Sookie: Yes, I'm actually kinda curious on what it tastes like.

Sam, remembering what just one bite from the Salex did to Invader, was considering telling her that he didn't have any on him. But at the same time, he thought giving Sookie the Salex could be another opportunity for him to be able to get closer to Sookie and win her over. After a lot of complicated thinking, Sam soon made a choice.

Sam: Oh... Y... Yeah sure. I've still got some Salex left over.

He said as he hesitantly pulled out a piece of Salex from his pocket and handed it to Sookie. Sookie took the piece and started to sniff it for a moment to get an idea on what it smelled like. After smelling for a bit, she finally took a bite out of it. You, Austin, Sam, Taurtis and Grian all watched, ready for whatever her reaction to the Salex would be. After Sookie finished chewing and swallowing the piece of Salex she ate, she spoke.

Sookie: That actually tastes pretty good.

(Y/N): Eh, wha?

Sam: Wait, you mean you actually like it?

Sookie: Yeah, it kinda reminds me of the stuff My mother used to make when I was just a little wellmonster.

Austin: She and her family must have been born with iron stomachs if she was capable of ingesting shit like that as a child and not even flinching.

Sookie: Thanks again for the Salex, I really like it.

She said before putting it away.

Sam: Oh uh... no problem. It was the least I could do.

Sookie then turned around as she waited on doing her turn next. Sam soon turned to Taurtis and Grian and started whispering to them.

Sam: Guys, that went better than I thought it would.

Grian: Sam, You seriously need to stop carrying that stuff around. It's already caused enough trouble just with the name of it alone..

Sam: No, no, no. If Sookie actually seems to like this stuff, I need to keep it with me.

Taurtis: No.

Sam: Dude, things are going good for me with Sookie. If I make more of that stuff for her, she might get so impressed with me that she'd want to break things off with Soul and be my girlfriend.

Taurtis: Sam, You're not making anymore foods named after my dead girlfriend.

Sam: I'm not backing down now, Taurtis.

Sookie soon turned around and spoke to Sam.

Sookie: Oh Samantha, can I ask you something real quick?

Sam: Oh Sookie, You can ask me anything you want.

Grian: That didn't sound creepy at all.

Sookie: Could you ask your brother to maybe not call the food he made "Salex" anymore. I can understand why he might have done it. But it's still a bit soon for him to be doing that. And also, no offense to him, but this does kinda look like roadkill. It just feels a little disrespectful if I'm honest.

Sam widened his eyes at this while both You and Austin both made silent "oooohs" in response to that.

Sam: S..... Sure, I'll be sure to ask him that when I get home today.

Sookie: Thanks.

She said before turning back around. Sam soon turned his head back over to Grian and Taurtis.

Sam: Okay, so maybe I'll stop calling it Salex.

Taurtis: You shouldn't have called it that to begin with!

As this happened, JTS called out to Rowan while placing the bow and arrow down and pulling out his ax.

JTS: Mr Gym Teacher, can I use my ax instead of a bow?

Rowan: HMMMMMM......... I LIKE YOUR MOXIE! GO FOR IT!

JTS soon ran towards the targets with his ax and chucked it at the center of each target.

Rowan: GOOD FORM, JTS!

Austin: Surprised the little Dane didn't break the targets with the force he's throwing that ax at.

As JTS ran back in line, Sookie took her turn next with the bow. During this, Chan suddenly approached Rowan.

Chan: Excuse me, Gym Teacher, can I be excused? I have........ things to do?

Rowan: HMMMMM....... SURE! I LOVE MYSTERIOUS UNEXPLAINED AND UNSPECIFIED EXCUSES!

Chan: Thank you, sir.

Chan said before she started walking off somewhere to do whatever things that she had to do.

Austin: Hm.... that's odd.

(Y/N): What?

Austin: Didn't it seem a bit strange that she had a bit of a pause there for a moment before just simply telling Rowan that she had "things to do"?

(Y/N): Not really. I mean, It's not that big of a deal, right?

Austin: I mean, not really. But usually when she's asked to be excused, she tends to give a reason for why. But this time, she looked like she didn't want to say anything at all. Like there was something that she didn't want to let out.

(Y/N): It's likely just some big personal matters that she didn't want people to be involved with or get too worked up about. People usually want to be secretive about stuff like that.

Austin: Hmm.... maybe.

Austin said as he looked off to the direction Chan was walking off in as he had a rather minor suspicion going on in his head. After a little while of everyone having their turn of firing off an arrow from the one bow, the school bell eventually rang and everyone started to leave. After Silly parted ways with the two of you and headed to the train station, You and Austin started speaking with one another.

Austin: Soooooo...... Rowan's comments in regards to Sam I think just further add on, if not confirm, the suspicion we had earlier as to where Sam got that uniform.

(Y/N): I know. Was really hoping that he might have gotten it somewhere else or just intentionally made it look bad.

Austin: Now only one question remains; what are we gonna do if that really is Salex's uniform?

(Y/N): If Sam wants to be so desperate as to even steal from the dead and pretty much needs to rectify that problem.

Austin: So then, we do a little bit of breaking in and taking them as well.

(Y/N): Yeah, but we're gonna need to do it when Sam doesn't have that uniform on and when he's not around to stop us.

Austin: And if things end up getting complicated in the matter,

(Y/N): If Sam doesn't want to listen to words properly, then he's leaving us with no other options then to take that uniform by force. And if he wants to try and go to the police after we get it back, then we can go to Okami and prove that Sam was the one wearing a stolen uniform before we took it back to where it belongs.

Austin: Please, Sam wouldn't have the balls to go to the police when his hands are dirty with a lot of shit that he did before they can prove he did.

(Y/N): I guess the only issue would be Taurtis and Grian. If we take Sam down, he'll probably try to take those two down with him.

Austin: Well, IF Sam wanted to go to the police, we'll find a way to work around the issue if it should ever happen.

(Y/N): I mean yeah, but then....

Before you could finish what you were about to say, you both heard the sound of someone yelling in the distance.

???: Hey, what are you doing?!

Dom: Punch em, dad!

???: I saw you boys down there!

Sam: Ah crap, Taurtis, he spotted us!

You looked over and saw Sam, and Taurtis trying to hide from a man with red hair, wearing a gray suit with a red tie matching the bright color of his hair and a gold monocle on his right eye. This man was Mr. Dorito, Dom's father and the owner of the Doritos company. He was the current owner of the building that used to be Sam, Taurtis and Grian's home before the lawsuit. It was now the current Doritos HQ in the area. Sam and Taurtis had thrown toilet paper at the building as a form of payback for a lawsuit while Grian merely stood back on the sidelines for this one. Mr. Dorito didn't chase after them yet as he simply caught the two of them from outside the window on the second floor. As this was happening, other people currently around the location were seeing for themselves.

Logan: What on earth are those stooges doing this time?

Ghost: From what it looks like, it seems they're trying, and mostly doing a horrible job at, TPing someone's house.

Sam: I'm starting to think that maybe the TP wasn't a good idea as payback.

Sam said as he and Taurtis managed to find a fence to hide behind. Mr. Dorito and Dom lost sight of the two and they couldn't seem to spot them.

Dr. Dorito: Grrrr! Darn kids!

He yelled before moving away from the window.

Austin: Well, not the worst or dumbest thing Sam's done so far. This is practically harmless in comparison.

As Sam and Taurtis kept hiding, Taurtis soon realized something.

Taurtis: Wait, if that's Dom's dad, then does that mean that his full name is Dom Dorito?

Sam: Dom Dorito? 🤣

Sam chuckled a bit before he carefully peaked over the fence to see if Mr. Dorito was still looking for them. When he saw that he wasn't, sam soon started chucking toilet paper once again.

Sam: This is what I think of your house, Mr. Dorito! You suck!

Taurtis: I mean, the house is pretty nice.

After a roll of toilet paper ended up through the window, Mr. Dorito headed down stairs before exiting the front door with a phone in hand.

Sam: Oh crap! Taurtis, he's got a phone! Quickly, We gotta get back to the house!

He yelled as he and Taurtis soon did just that while Mr. Dorito was talking on a phone.

Mr. Dorito: I'd like to file a report on someone with a blue shirt and a man wearing what appeared to be a bunny hat.

Dom: Sounds like it was Sam!

Dom said as he only heard Sam's voice, but didn't see Sam himself. Mr. Dorito soon followed the two of them as they ran away from their former home and to the street where the store was.

Mr. Dorito: I'M GONNA SUE YOU TWO!

Grian: Good thing I stayed far away from this one.

Grian said as he merely walked while watching the boys run into the store to hide from Mr. Dorito. He didn't seem to have noticed since it appeared that after Sam hid into the store and Taurtis managed to hide in a tree, he couldn't find them.

Mr. Dorito: Curses. They got away!

He yelled in anger as he kept looking around the area, hoping to find the two of them. As his back was turned, Sam carefully snuck towards a parked bus and hid inside of it.

Mr. Dorito: Hrrmm.....

Sam gulped as he stayed hidden in the bus. As he did, Taurtis tried to get himself more hidden within the tree, but the sound of the rustling caused Mr. Dorito to look up and spot him instantly.

Mr. Dorito: HEY!

Taurtis: Oh no, he sees me!

Sam: Run, Taurtis!

Sam yelled from the bus.

Taurtis: I can't run, I'm in a tree! I don't know where I could go!

Sam: Go to the store. Have PufferFishPete help you.

Taurtis: Alright, I'll try.

Taurtis said before he took a deep breath and jumped off of a tree before running to the store. Mr. Dorito was soon in pursuit.

Mr. Dorito: I'm calling Paul Blart!

Taurtis: Oh yeah? Well, he's my best friend. So, do it!

Taurtis said to Mr. Dorito as Sam carefully exited the bus and started to walk over as if he was a normal civilian.

Mr. Dorito: I know his daughter.

Taurtis: So do I.

Sam: Oooooooh snap.

Suddenly, Paul Blart appeared before the three of them.

Paul Blart: Someone called my name?

(Y/N): Say thy Dumbass' name and he shall appear.

Taurtis: Yes, Paul Blart, this man was assaulting a minor.

Sam: It's true. I saw it.

Mr. Dorito: That is a lie! These two VANDALIZED my office!

Paul Blart: Sam, remember what happened last time, don't you?

Sam: Now just wait one second! First of all, I'm not Sam, I'm Samantha. And second of all, What proof do you have?

Mr. Dorito: How about the multiple rolls of toilet paper you two threw at my workplace?!

Sam: We didn't do it. We were in the store this whole time! PufferFishPete, back us up!

PufferFishPete: Leave us alone!

Pete said as he and Freddy had locked up the entrance to the store.

Paul Blart: Hmmmmm. Something seems a little fishy here.

Mr. Dorito: This is no time for puns, Officer Blart!

Taurtis: We're adopting fish children. Because we care about them and want to give them homes.

He explained as he pulled out one of PufferFishPete's kids.

Sam: Yeah! CrabManCarl, tell them! We were in the store the whole time, right? We're your buddies!

CrabManCarl: Well...... Maybe?

PufferFishPete: We Saw Nothing!

Taurtis: Pete, I can't take care of your children if I'm in jail!

Dr. Dorito: Ugh! Enough of this! These two punks vandalized my workshop and I demand justice!

Paul Blart: Sir, I think I'm gonna need you to calm down with these accusations you're making here, please.

Paul Blart said to Mr. Dorito as he raised his hands to him a little bit.

Mr. Dorito: NO! I WANT THESE BOYS TAKEN IN AND SUED FOR EVERY LAST DIME THEY HAVE!

Paul Blart: Sir, you threatened to sue everyone in town when something had happened. Including me!

Taurtis: Oooooooh!

Sam: Ooooooooh, you just got owned!

Grian: Wait, if he tried to sue everyone in town, then does that mean he tried suing you guys too?

Grian asked as he looked at You and Austin.

Austin: Oh yeah, we got a letter in the mail when it was seemingly happening. I think it was about 2 years ago if I remember.

(Y/N): And when I showed the letter to my parents, he got to happily meet both them and their lawyers.

Sam: You got served Bruh!

Sam said as he gloated in his face. Mr. Dorito wanted to reply in anger, but was soon distracted by the uniform on him.

Mr. Dorito: Young Lady, why do you have dirt and red spots of what I assume are dried blood on your uniform?

Sam: What? Oh! It's not blood, it's cranberry sauce.

Mr. Dorito: Well, it certainly doesn't smell like it.

Taurtis: Why don't you tell them why your uniform is torn up as well. Why did that happen?

Taurtis said as he was clearly still not happy about the fact Sam is wearing his dead girlfriend's uniform.

Sam: Oh, well, you see, I got into a fight with a Cougar.

Paul Blart: Alright boys, I think there's not much of a real issue going on here. Just ignore Mr. Dorito for now and be on your way. He's just a little crazy is all.

Sam: Ha! Sucks to be you, Mr. Dorito! Nobody likes you! But they do like your Doritos though.

Taurtis: Yeah, but they're disgusting though.

Taurtis whispered to Sam.

Mr. Dorito: Fine. I'll let this go for now! But I do not want this happening again! There will be consequences next time. Even if I have to do it myself!

He said before he started heading back to his house.

Paul Blart: Be sure to call me if anything happens, boys. Blart Away!

Paul Blart said as he ran off in a random direction. As Mr. Dorito kept on walking back to his place, he called out to Dom.

Mr. Dorito: Come along, Dommy Poo. We're heading home.

(Y/N): Dommy Poo?

Austin couldn't help but begin to snicker at this.

Alex: Aaaaaaaand this is officially the highlight of my recording.

Alex said as she had been recording the whole commotion that was going on.

Dom: D... Dad, I told you not to call me that!

Dom said in an embarrassed tone as he quickly followed behind his dad.

Ghost: Well that was both fun and stupid all at the same time.

Grian: Believe me, it's likely not going to be the only one to happen today.

He said with a light sigh before walking over to Sam and Taurtis.

(Y/N): Well, I'm heading home. I just want to lay down for a while. Hopefully a little rest can help me think properly with all this shit happening today.

Logan: Yeah, I gotta head home and make sure no one's sneaking around my place.

Ghost: Same here. Though I doubt they'd be stupid enough to come around a second time so soon. And if they do, it'll be the last time they come around.

Alex: I'll be sure to take cover whenever I start to hear gunfire just so it's not the last time I come around anywhere as well.

Alex said before she started walking off, with Ghost and Logan soon doing the same. You and Austin soon continue heading on your way back to your home.

Austin: Just wanting to ask, are you really sure that you wanna be going to sleep so early? I mean, it's still mostly daylight out right now.

(Y/N): I know...

Austin: I mean, I'm just saying, you'll probably be up for most of the night if you do this.

(Y/N): I know.......

Austin: I'm not judging you on that or anything. I kinda just don't want you to be exhausted and everythi......

(Y/N): I KNOW!

You yelled a slight big of rage.

Austin: Woah, alright man. Chill.

Austin said as he widened his eyes and raised his hands a bit. You soon let out a frustrated sigh and slowly calmed down.

(Y/N): I'm sorry. It's just a lot of this ridiculousness that's been going on has been getting to me. I just want it all to stop. Not just with the murders and the stalking, but with Sam's actions as we............ Speak. Of. The. Fucking. Devil!

You soon said as your eye twitched a bit while looking in a specific direction.

Austin: Now what?

You pointed over near Sookie, SoulOwl and Yuki's house, and the two of you saw Sam, Taurtis, Grian and surprisingly, Hidden, approaching the house as if they were attempting to sneak into it.

Austin: Oh god..... not another one of their lamebrain schemes.

(Y/N): No. NOT this time!

You said before you started approaching the 4 of them, with Austin soon following behind. Whatever Sam was planning on doing this time, You weren't going to let him have the chance of doing it this time.